you poor unfortunate soul

how did you end up on my blog?

[dnosc]

Remember this: a true friend will apologize and try to make things better. A toxic friend will roll her eyes and tell you you’re being ridiculous - then continue to do the same thing.

If that happens, leave. You don’t need those kinds of people in your life.

[luniapoetry]

“They turned her into a weapon and then complained when she learned to defend herself.”

—unintended consequences

[iamfinallybreakingfree]

Me: *exists*

My parents: you are doing it wrong

[artistofthemillennium-deactivat]

me: i HATE drama *drama starts up* me: 🔍👀

[oldblogarchived]

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

[blendinblandin-archive]

connecting with a fictional character like

[therightprometheanfire]

American Children: Hey, can we be murdered a little less please?

Republicans: What the fuck? What about my guns? What about me, a person innocently playing with my death-machines as a hobby? I am the real victim here. Kids these days are so entitled…

[the-bluespirit]

[msmarvel]

yeah sex is good but have you seen this wordplay?

[thebootydiaries]

hot person i've talked to once: *gets into a relationship*

me: i had a chance

[678i0u]

#We are all Peter Parker

[whynotfabulous]

what am i doing with my life?

[heytinafey]

[dorothygale]

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

[lynati]

my brain, interrupting my daydream: this is poorly researched and the narrative is not compelling

[norcumi]

Brain: “Do it again, take it from the top.”

[botheringblathers]

holy im so glad i am not the only one fuckkk

[baracknobama]

solluxcaptorr:

When you thought you got over an issue but you actually just repressed it

[not-humor]

follow not-humor  forfunny

[alliebeemac]

What it feels like to enter adulthood. 

[blackotaku97]

Accurate