Golden Spatula

Shane| 20 | Literally me | Feel free to message me about whatever. I don't bite...unless you like that | Actually 7, trust me

[whitepeopletwitter]

[guerrillatech]

[oomles]

*sighs and brings out this image for the millionth tine*

[yeahiwasintheshit]

*sighs and brings out this picture for the millionth time*

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Yeah I got your 'BitCoin' right here

[valtsv]

you ever see shit that makes you think "i know i'm very online but i'm not online enough for this one"

[toastbutteregg]

as someones whos been here since 2012, this post hits hard

[sodiscreetlysympathetic-deactiv]

[dancerindc]

This is why the gays fucking love this show.

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Amazon had keys to USPS mailbox used for union ballots: Report

The mailbox has emerged as a key piece of evidence in the union’s bid to overturn election results.

😕

[jotaillustrator]

[jotaillustrator]

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

[pointnclick]

Bitches are in my Labyrinth. Trying to fuck my minotaur.

[pwesident]

please let me into the labyrinth i prommy i won’t fuck the minotaur

[pointnclick]

Not falling for that one again

[pwesident]

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

[cremello22222-blog]

this is legitimately the best headline i have ever read in my entire life 

[fapper]

[ewzzy]

Jesus Christ confirmed for Smash Bros

[therealraewest]

Pokemon Logic

[baracknobama]

Mom: Hey isn’t this house great for us? You can have your own room!

Mom: *realizes there’s only one bedroom in entire house*

Mom: Well honey it’s time for you to embark on your pokemon journey across the country I’ll miss you take your time goodbye

[vdkaiero]

*me, to my own mind* can u like s h u t the fuck up for once

[gabite]

I gave a blow job today

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

how did it go?

[gabite]

I sucked

[savior22]