🎶she turned around and gave that big booty a slap🎶
🎶she hit the floor🎶
*cartoon sound effect of falling down stairs*
When you are home alone, an emergency can become a tragedy. But with Life Alert's™️ patented system
we're not kids anymore.
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🎶she turned around and gave that big booty a slap🎶
🎶she hit the floor🎶
*cartoon sound effect of falling down stairs*
When you are home alone, an emergency can become a tragedy. But with Life Alert's™️ patented system
Still tears my heart to shreds. The pain. The way her drunk smile says "Party On!" but her eyes scream "Why can't they BE HERE with me? "
Supergirl flying INTO a star to be able to scream and suffer without anyone seeing haunts me
forever sad that the fandom ship name for kirk/spock pairings is "spirk", when it could easily be the superior "kock"
It's Jeff #31 : goslings and goslings and goslings oh my
Jeff protec but he also attac
Venom War: It's Jeff! #1 (2024)
written by Kelly Thompson art by Gurihiru
honestly more media should portray the anti aging industry as horrific and decidedly unhuman. it IS body horror it IS grotesque it DOES go against nature. it WILL kill you. yes.
louis, mon cher…would you still love me as I love you if I were a vile creature of the earth louis…if I were un ver de terre, a worm, perhaps? Our vampiric bond would not break louis, this bond of l’amour, si j’étais un worm, non?
What do you mean midnights isn’t even 2 yet bc Taylor has been on tour for 2 years, joever happened, ***** happened, killatrav happened, swifties first football season happened, swifties first Super Bowl happened, she won AOTY for the 4th time AND she also somehow managed to release 2 rerecordings 6 mvs and an entirely new 31 song double album AND completely changed the setlist of tour so what do you mean midnights isn’t even 2 years old yet WHAT DO YOU MEAN???? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE??????
A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.
your life should not be a museum
didn't work out with the girl i liked, wrote this (cw: implied self-harm)
notes from a drain cleaner
pour me down the drain and i'll wash Your shit away
take the muck and grime into myself and make You pure
i'll eat away what holds You back and run for miles until my diluted heart corrodes
and when I'm gone Your water flows
clean and pure, unimpeded
never drink me in
feel me burn inside Your chest
warmth boiling away Your insides
this is who I am
this is how I exist
acid and poison and pain
i was never meant to be taken in
You were never meant to know my taste
never meant to let me pass Your lips
i warned You in advance
it's right there on the bottle
oh
You wanted this
i didn't intend for
why would You
i'm supposed to make Your life better
i'm sorry
i'm sorry
i don't mean to do this
i don't want to be this
i've tried so hard to be anything else
i'm supposed to make things better
it's not too late
spit me out and wash me away
please
i don't want to be this to You
i'm not made for Your thirst
i'm made to take away the bad
i wish I could be anything but this
i'm supposed to make things better
why did You take me in
i don't want to be without You
why didn't you leave me under the sink
i could have waited for my purpose and washed myself away bit by bit like i'm supposed to
instead i'm this
why can't i be anything but this
please don't leave me
it's so nice to be warm for once
to be held inside You
but
it's killing You
i'm killing you
please please please spit me out
i'm sorry
i'm sorry
i never should have been here
i shouldn't have been under the sink
was this always where i was headed?
giving part to the drain and part to the end
losing myself to make things better and losing myself to make things worse
i guess i need a brighter warning label
i'm sorry
i didn't know i'd be used for this
i didn't want to be used for this
why would yyou use me for this
it's okay
it's not your fault
i'm the poison killing you
i'm the one to apologize for what i am
i wish you had washed me away
drains aren't meant to stop flowing
and i'm not made to be kept around.
NEW DAY NEW CHANCE TO PROVE LOVE. LETS TROT
When you're trapped on same spot and about to die vs When you're trapped on same spot and about to die, but there's also a cute guy there