idk

 Leanne, she/her, Hufflepuff, ready for a nap

[wasturbatress]

I think Ford speaks for all of us in that.

[vortexsophia-deactivated2022110]

yep

[marisatomay]

all i’m saying is the le creuset signature dutch oven in fig would make me normaler

[marisatomay]

she could fix me

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

girl what the fuck is even the theme of a midsummer night’s dream. is there even a lesson to be learned. is it just vibes or what

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

puck at the end of the play: god did you see that shit? insane, right? haha alright take it easy

[ambientwitch]

Why not spell pants like “pance.” Just a little thought I had

[paper-mario-wiki]

the main thing that puts me off of playing chess is that there is 2000 years of gameplay that hundreds of people with higher IQs than me have spent thousands of hours studying the history of, so much so that when i put the pawn forward they say “ah i see youre going for the bulgarian somersault” and then i try to take their bishop with my knight and they go “aw, rookie mistake, youve played the frenchmans cumsock, and in approximately 37 moves i’ll have won”

[nutnoce]

starstruck (soft)

[ganondilf]

I don’t watch Once Upon A Time but every clip I’ve seen is like

Quasimodo: “And where is the amulet?” Edgar from Aristocats: “Safe and sound I assure you. Isn’t that right, Lightning McQueen?” *the sounds of revving comes out of the shadows*

Commercial break

[nanoland]

i am once again asking folks to recognize the ethical difference between pirating disney movies and pirating books by midlist authors 

[deanwinchesterapologist]

I literally can't stop saying <3 it's my favorite punctuation mark

[strawbeb]

it’s not ‘talking to myself’ it’s called a soliloquy you fuck

[saywhatjessie]

#it’s only a soliloquy if it’s in verse #otherwise it’s just a sparkling mental breakdown

[dyrdymalki]

tea kettle... simple everyday object... shaped like other simple everyday objects.... beautiful.. poetic even... this are the little things that life's all about

[tytoalbion]

Girls…are like strawberries

[tytoalbion]

Sometimes they are in the grocery store

[longzone222]

Visit Original Link

[gotta-get-back-to-hatchetfield]

Since people seemed to enjoy my Twisted one, I present a comparative analysis of plays based on Harry Potter:

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

really starting to undestand old people these days. i love laetters. love packages. terrified of my email inbox

[bookwormingparty]

[best-of-inspirobot]

[Have yourself an unpredictably homoerotic Monday]