i will probably mostly post about anime

i am a lot of things, too many things arguably (oh i have headmates btw)

[unfortunatesal]

take your pain and turn it onto beautiful violence against reality

[karvina]

variations on "feel old yet" meme:

lying (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 36 years ago

lying (undershooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 7 years ago

lying by a ridiculous amount (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 900 years ago

lying by a ridiculous amount (undershooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 15 minutes ago

real date of event no one reading was alive for: feel old yet? the great san francisco earthquake happened 118 years ago

real date of event no one reading was alive for or cares about: feel old yet? prince frederick henry died 395 years ago

event no one reading was alive for and also lying: feel old yet? the great san francisco earthquake happened 4 years ago

event that did not happen: feel old yet? brian mulroney was assassinated 48 years ago

event that did not happen and even if it did this would be a lie: feel old yet? brian mulroney was assassinated 197 years ago

real date of event on a cosmological scale: feel old yet? the sun was formed 4,600,000,000 years ago

lying on a cosmological scale (undershooting): feel old yet? the sun was formed 12 years ago

lying on a cosmological scale (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 12,000,000,000 years ago

real date of a personal anecdote that only you know or card about: feel old yet? i made a really good stir fry 5 years ago

reversal: feel young yet? frozen 3 is coming out in 3 years

reversal on a cosmological scale: feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 8,000,000,000 years

reversal (lying about event): feel young yet? the first episode of spongebob will air in 3 years

reversal (lying about time, overshooting): feel young yet? frozen 3 is coming out in 8,000,000,000 years

reversal (lying about time, undershooting): feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 3 years

reversal (lying about time, really undershooting): feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 12 minutes

real date of a recurring event that wasn't very long ago: feel old yet? halloween was 13 days ago

lying about recurring event: feel old yet? halloween was 10,000 years ago

reversal of recurring event: feel young yet? thursday is tomorrow

reversal of personal anecdote: feel young yet? my laundry is done in 52 minutes

real(?) date of a nonspecific event: feel old yet? something happened 2 years ago

lying about the reader (undershooting): feel old yet? you were born 5 years ago

lying about the reader (overshooting): feel old yet? you were born 650 years ago

making a reasonable guess about the reader: feel old yet? you were born 22 years ago

technically telling the truth about the reader: feel old yet? you were born between 0 and 120 years ago

threatening the reader: feel young yet? you will die in 7 days

non sequitur: feel old yet? half of all chameleon species on earth live in madagascar

non sequitur (lying): feel old yet? chameleons are immune to fire

lying on several levels: feel old yet? chameleons were invented 36 years ago

self-reference: feel old yet? i started writing this post 40 minutes ago

giving up: feel old yyet?th e emmenkr,tn dbw a 8 gn m hk\

i can't finish the joke someone else come up with a punchline: feel old yet?

declarative statement: you feel old.

subversive declarative statement: time isn't even real.

reference another meme: feel old yet? yeah. this is the beach that makes you old.

reference another meme specifically about injecting non sequiturs into long posts: feel old yet? the glue that lets you walk up and down anything was invented 36 years ago

[un-monstre]

You would think that Disco Elysium is a sequel to Rhythm Heaven. But it's not that

[toskarinfr]

excerpts from a dream I had where the toskarin blog was a series of critically-acclaimed, world famous art exhibitions with completely unchanged subject matter

[toskarinfr]

having too many restful dreams? consider switching to the 2-5-2 sleep schedule, where you wake up from nightmares three times and manage 9 hours of sleep with 0 rest whatsoever

[toyota-supra]

no I feel like I shouldn't try this one

[toskarinfr]

it's not up to you.

[toskarinfr]

outer gods ranked by how likely they are to get addicted to wearing frilly dresses and moaning like a girl

[first-day-of-summer]

[toskarinfr]

basic DNI criteria (landlords, royalists, people who think they can't pregnant because they're male and the store manager)

[unfortunatesal]

ranking my friends based on the quality of their fanservice

[toskarinfr]

we saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe, can we buy you a drink?

[doomedsaints]

[3liza]

that's because they're professionals who are friends in real life like most actors. they just pretend to be rivals on set during filming

[kalmiopsis]

[unfortunatesal]

Yuri / Nemo shippers are eating good with this new Watamote chapter lol

[floatingcatacombs]

Explanations below the cut!

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[strudel-fatpaws-deactivated2025]

who was the guy who said every indie game is named either "empoisoned" or "swumbles big jumble" . i swear this is a real thing someone said

[strudel-fatpaws-deactivated2025]

gonna start sorting my steam library like this

[zentilde]

[s-lycopersicum]

"threading a fine line between pain and pleasure" but it's about scratching at an itchy patch of skin that you reeeeeeally shouldn't be scratching anymore

[unfortunatesal]

the latest Watamote chapter goes hard