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coveredwithsnow

Happy 10 Year Anniversary to Hot Fuzz!

gentlemanhoneyfarmer

gaytotodile

This is an actual tweet by dennys

allaboutdane

I feel personally singled out and attacked

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cumaeansibyl

I’m the girl with the extremely knowing smile in the foreground

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I wanna go hiking w Shia LaBeouf I feel like he would listen to all my problems and tell me everything is going to be okay and then throw a rock at me

jacobtheloofah

There is an entire song about why it’s a bad idea to go into the woods with shia labeouf

evaunit08

only americans will understand::

shirley temple DVD set infomercial

kluex-moved

hollowtones

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out.

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

fidefortitude-deactivated202011

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

kelssiel

cool concept: demons and monsters being defeated by disabilities

-a demon waits to scare a woman as she opens her eyes she doesn’t notice because she’s blind

-the boogeyman grabs the child’s ankle as they climb put of bed, it’s prosthetic the child doesn’t notice

-sirens fail to lure the deaf sailor for obvious reasons

-the schizophrenic doesn’t pay any attention to the demons telling them to do things because it’s the same shit as always

-the demon screams in frustration as the guy with ADHD he’s possessed keeps forgetting that he came into the kitchen to kill his family not wash the dishes

-the devil tries to create an unholy union to give birth to the anti-christ he is thwarted by the man’s severe anxiety disorder

-demons try to torture a person with chronic pain who just thinks they’re having a bad pain day

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-demons attempt to force a person read the rite that will summon Satan fails because of their speech impediment -Satan possesses a person with the intent to use them in a mass murder, except that they’re a severe agoraphobe and can’t leave the house -monster uses candy as a lure to trap a child for dinner, but they have Type 1 Diabetes and don’t eat sweets so they ignore it

chavisory

Here for this.

ostolero

Most common life mistakes:

hurtling with reckless abandon

needthisbook

Ten Major Artists:

Wong Wong & Lulu

Pepper examining himself before commencing a self-portrait

Pepper’s self-portrait

Tiger the spontaneous reductionist

Misty goes off the wall

Minnie, the abstract expressionist

Minnie’s Reindeer in Provence, 1992.

Smokey painting after an hour in the catnip patch

Smokey at work

Ginger’s Stripped Bare Birds, 1992.

Princess, the elemental fragmentist

Charlie, the peripheral realist

g-jackson

this literally makes me so happy

colossussteppes

@everythingisscary

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the last of the 90s kids turn eighteen in 2017 so it’s time to become….. 90s adults

the-catholic-geek

I refuse to accept this

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isn’t it weird how it’s already february but it’s also only february

thenextjenneration83

I see this post every February and it always fucks me up

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I don’t know how to make friends offline

institute-for-thermal-research

The first draft of this post was “how do I make friends in the prime material plane” which should indicate why I have trouble making friends

giornogiovanna

tumblr is a 100% functional website improved with each update

miifighter

there is no war in ba sing se

amorydreams

Today I learned that a composer named Erwin Schulhoff wrote a completely tacet piece as the third movement of his “Fünf Pittoresken” for piano. His piece pre-dates John Cage’s 4'33" by 30 years, and is actually much more suggestive as to how the silence should be shaped, containing really complex rhythmic rests and lines to the rests. His successful career was cut short due to the Rise of the Nazi Regime in Germany and their strict rules on music, and because of this, his pieces are very rarely played or referenced to.