Stumbling through Thedas

I'm just here to post about Dragon Age feel free to nerd at me// mainblog that spams likes/ follows: halb-nichts

[justjasper]

[skaiind]

im afraid im cooked fellas

[lavenderstobins]

dragon age: origins (2009)

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

I find it really funny that the last two Dragon Age games have advisors to guide them through the game. Like the Hero of Fereldan got a brief introduction and a slap on the ass before being immediately placed in charge.

[gyrovagi]

there is a special hatred that can only exist between you and a video game you've put 300 hours into

[saanphoenix-deactivated20260411]

Bioware: "You know what would be a fun gimmick? The war table needing REAL WORLD TIME to work. One of the most powerful weapons baby players can get costs 15 hours."

[asphodelles]

post work stress doodle that sorta turned into a lighting study? i miss inquisition

bonus:

[burningblake]

"this is beyond your comprehension"

[arizonaranger]

I should have guessed who comes up with their awesome outfits.

[winter-wise]

Can you imagine being one of Emmrich's students. Your professor decides to take a sabbatical. He's been at the university for decades so it's probably earned, whatever, you figure you'll see him in a year or so once he's had a break.

Turns out he took the sabbatical so he could help prevent the apocalypse. He shows up back at the university as if nothing changed, but there's a new lease of life in his skeleton son and a grade-A hottie on his arm.

You can't even bring your dates to the Memorial Gardens anymore becuase while you're trying to show your crush your favourite grave, Professor Volkarin is two graves down, openly canoodling with the aforementioned hot piece of arse.

What do you even do.

[wheretheresawyll]

the inquisition: we're facing another world-ending threat! can the hero of ferelden help us?

the hero of ferelden:

[fridgemeats]

I need this to be my first art post here, will figure out what else to post and queue things later Do you think sometimes he just glows in his sleep...

[okthisway]

What are you doing, Solas?

inspired by this incredible Iron Bull and Solas chess game edit by LethallanTV

[night-springs]

saw the da:tv trailer today. varric and harding really saw rook from across the barfight and said "hey we really like your vibe"

[fruitzbat]

i just got here but sincerely what is wrong with dorian pavus. he’s a necromancer. he helped invent time travel with his phd supervisor; this is never touched upon again. he comes out to you in front of his homophobic dad by going “sex. with men. ever heard of it”. he’s canonically so good at magic that he can keep up with god in conversation about it. constantly complains about the weather and all while he has one tit out at all times. his backstory is that he’s simultaneously a delinquent and a girlboss. he’s an alcoholic. his facial hair is completely fucking indefensible. h

[breninarthur]

personally, if i were the hero of ferelden trying to find a cure to the calling, my first port of call would be the wilds flower that saved my tainted dog in ostagar. but what do i know!

[tempii]

HORNS UP

Baldur's Gate 3 x Dragon Age: Inquisition

All i know is that they get along well.

[0ccuria]

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me