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Kids know.

sale-aholic-deactivated20190809

I want to rescue that precious child from Trump.

Also legit look at the way she’s being held and the body language. Obama is behind her, hands on her shoulders. He’s close without overpowering her or invading her space. She’s standing upright and proud with her hands by her side. Trump leans down over her, and grabs her wrist rather than her hand. She is cringing away from him, with her other arm up close to her body.

Body language DON’T L I E

literallyaflame

I wanna destroy the culture of “women have to wear makeup to be considered presentable” and replace it with “makeup is a fun accessory that allows u to have horribly fake purple lips and green eyelids if u want yee haw who wants some glitter on their nose” who’s with me on this

geekandmisandry

“That’s great you have that pastel lavender lipstick but what does it go with?”

“My face”.

miscmasc

I think it also needs to go with doing away with shaming people for not having professional level skills or perfect eyeliner or doing their makeup to look like an IG model. If I wanna wear red lipstick on my eyebrows, that’s valid

geekandmisandry

For real. I’m legally blind without my glasses. And functionally inept without them, can’t see. It’s like putting makeup on in the dark so if my makeup is somewhere on my face I’m a success. A success dang it.

motherbychoice

Care to debate abortion?

Nah

reproductivejusticeandliberty

Mood. -V

kiwianaroha

This reminds me of a party I went to last year. I was standing with some friends, chatting, and someone said something that indirectly implied that sexism exists. Some trivial recounting of the basic facts of daily life for most women. Something so mild, so uncontroversial, so mundane that I don’t even remember what it was.

Suddenly, this man standing on the outskirts of our conversational circle piped up with “actually, I think men are more discriminated against than women these days.”

All conversation died.

I turned to look at him and he had this smug, insufferable grin on his face, relishing this moment, expecting us to waste our time and energy refuting this ridiculous thing he had just said.

The Devil’s Advocate was among us.

And, in my mind, I saw the next 15+ minutes playing out. The parade of facts and statistics in a vain attempt to defend ourselves, our gender, and to prove that misogyny is real. The glib, snide denials from some shithead who is getting off on our pain and frustration. The Gish Gallop of bullshit that would take a whole evening to properly dismantle. It was depressing and overwhelming. I hated it. I had to kill it before it began.

So I looked him dead in the eye and I said “OK,“ shrugged, and just walked away.

Nothing I have ever said to another human being has ever been so crushing. As I walked away, I watched the smug grin vanish and confusion and anxiety set in. The rest of the group turned their backs to him and carried on as if he had never spoken - as if he was invisible. He was still staring at me when I walked over to another friend and told her what he had said. I pointed him out for her and made direct eye contact with him while we both laughed.

tl;dr: Don’t feed the troll. Let it perish, cold and hungry, in the wasteland of your indifference. It is weak and you are strong. Live your best life.

thevampireconnoisseur

Nobody said it was easy It’s such a shame for us to part Nobody said it was easy No one ever said it would be this hard

Oh, take me back to the start

Padme: Why do you need a condom if I'm fucking you with a strap-on

Anakin: TO BE SAFE B I T C H

trjoel

Lmao

elaxisfae

nostrem

oh-whiskers

glassceilingbreakers

iconic

stand-up-gifs

Rest in Peace Mary

christophermoran

thistallawkwardgirl-deactivated

I’m screaming in 10 different languages

penisennui

livinmokotory

adhdalistair:

penisennui:

(via Justin Jorgensen) “In 2007 I worked with photographers Williams + Hirakawa to create a concept piece of me sleeping on a sheet cake. I though these cakes looked like pillows, and there’s the obvious play on ‘sweet dreams.’

I wondered if I could fall asleep on a cake and have sweet dreams. I didn’t. It was pretty gross really and wasn’t easy to wash off.

A few years later, outtakes from the shoot were sold to Getty Images as stock photos. I didn’t know this until 2011 when one of those photos made #13 on the wildly popular Buzzffed.com list of “60 Completely Unusable Stock Photos.”

Into 2014, the Getty Image photo continues to make the rounds on Facebook and Tumblr.”

skylorde

i can’t believe i leveled up enough to unlock cake pillow guy’s backstory

humorously

gifsboom

moonskek-deactivated20251028

“Mermaid Crowns” by Chelseas Flowercrowns

Chelsea started as a florist in Melbourne, Australia when she was a teenager and has always been passionate about nature and floristry. She then began to create flowercrowns to cover her scar on her forehead, which was a result of an incident when she was just a baby. At the time flowercrowns were just beginning to be sold in shops, however majority of other crowns lacked detail and individuality. Chelsea saw this as an opportunity to not only create crowns for herself, but for others around her who wanted something different yet beautiful.

Over time, she expanded her range to Mermaid Crowns which have taken the world by storm. Her Mermaid Crowns allow girls alike to be the mermaid they always dreamed of since being a little girl.

Follow her journey via social media, and if you would like to access your inner Ariel, purchase a crown from her shop or etsy.

givinthedevilhisdue

@isabelastrum

phantomqueen

my storytelling final! or, that week i almost went blind cross-hatching!

it’s a couple weeks old at this point, but i’m still proud of it (all that cross-hatching…) even though looking back at it now i can see a ton of flaws or things i just could’ve done better. maybe i’ll redo it one day.

the page colors are kind of wonky because they’re photographs; i didn’t have a scanner big enough for the pages.

hell yeah monster/human friendships