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Christian, 26, queer, message me I love friends hehe IG: saintyoungthem switch code: SW-3317-6023-5335

[linguisticparadox]

One time when my dad was in the hospital they were testing his orientation to time and place and said "Okay and what year is it?" and he said "1995" (he had dementia). And the doctor and I unconsciously exchanged a Look because it was in fact uhhh 2024 😐 and dad saw that and so when the next doctor did the test a few hours later he said "uhhhh...nineteen...nintetyyyy.......seven...???" and I was like okay, well, that IS closer, you do have to give him that

[batbetbitbotbut]

#he still knew immediately who I was which was deeply funny to me bc I was 7-8 years old in 1997 #"yes that is my daughter who was apparently born in her 20s"

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[kosmogrl]

[chaoticneutralwife]

the next day after exerting myself too much because i felt good for once

[myspace]

[micromontage]

Wait I just discovered an ancient truth. Come over

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

[dogpuppy]

[sailermoon]

i stay up late to be happy for a few more hours

[sailermoon]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

one of THE scariest comedy videos i've ever seen about to hit a milestone

[segamascott]

[bellossom]

bolcked. unfallowed.

[bellossom]

🚫BOCKED🚫

[elasticitymudflap]

[technofeudalism]

if you wiped every ICE agent off the face of the earth, a hundred million people would become safer overnight. if you wiped every furry off the face of the earth, the entire internet would collapse for good in a matter of hours. i know where my allegiances lie.

[historyisntboring]

2,500-year-old Siberian 'ice mummy' had intricate tattoos

The woman, aged about 50, was buried in a Siberian ice cave and discovered millennia later.

She was a 50 y.o. Siberian woman from 2500 years ago, living a nomadic lifestyle, and look at her tattoos...

Look...

I'm going to cry

[cali]

ohhh its ohhhhhh ohhh cuz its oooohh its its oihhh

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Paintings by Jason Limon on Instagram

[ramuneicepop]

Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy……has had sex.

Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….

Imagine what it must’ve looked like.

Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

[sentientdessert]

Pete… Pete’s older than Goofy and he’s got kids… He’s had sex.

[unicornbuttfart]