Please Shut The Door On Your Way Out

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[spacesnek]

[wingsofblue]

[ibadbitch]

that bowser clap is what I’m living for😂

[princecarlton]

You gotta hit the yoshi near the end tho👌🏾

[kingrudegyalchina]

I hate y’all

[ruinedchildhood]

enough

[ragingbullmode]

if it werent for the laws of 4kids media i would have killed you

[neverthere12345]

[toshiagain]

[embyrr922]

turn on your sound for the love of god listen to this little goblin

[instagram]

[shezinlove]

@chuuist

[paininmyassachusetts]

Would sleeping with a centaur be considered bestiality?

[racistspiderman]

Yes

[paininmyassachusetts]

That raises another question: do centaurs have human or horse genitals? Or both?

[racistspiderman]

Horse.

[volcel-official]

Then the question is, would it be morally acceptable for a centaur to mate with a normal horse

[paininmyassachusetts]

And what would the offspring be like?

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

I hate all of this

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

[slav-orson-krennic-deactivated2]

This is the last thing you see before you die

[jayykesley]

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

Ok everyone we found it. The worst post

[preservable]

life tip: if nothing goes right go to sleep

[betterthankanyebitch]

Solange singing the proud family theme song

[with-practice]

[spoiledchestnut]

Alien: You shouldn’t eat that.

Human: What?

Alien: That thing. Don’t you know it’s extremely acidic? Enough to cause eventual deterioration of your flesh?

Human: ….it’s a fucking pineapple.

[hornygold]

Alien: But that thing contains bromelain, it’ll destroy your body’s proteins!

Human: Not if I digest the bromelain first.

Alien: Humans are insane!

[crazy-pages]

“Not if I digest it first” is an official human motto, in close competition with “not if I pet it first”.

[sukme]

[coypond]

wholesome

[likethetapeworm]

dumb idiot thinks I’m holding food, more at 7

[meme-theft]

Wut

[a-conversationn]

Why would you lie

[thathighguy]

I trusted you

[jungtaes]

where is the oscar for this video?

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

Him: I’m gonna cum!

Me: 

[mylittlesanity]

DELETE THIS NOW

[lolsofunny]

you promised these kids krabby the clown

but all i saw was

cheapy the cheapskate

[hypnotic-flow]

never been grounded before.

all i got were.. whoopins spankins “bring me the belt”-ins

[historicallyrelevant]

facts like wtf is “grounded” 

[prostylgel]

Lmaoooo I would get put on punishment after I got a whoopin