It's just a dream.

I really enjoy butts.

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

[pyrlspite]

[starrieyed]

[death-by-lulz]

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

[preachelectric]

when u have a 2am mental breakdown but u wake up fine the next day

[bajn]

[wrovv-deactivated20191106]

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[hollowedskin]

!!! BIG! A BIG LAD!

[creigo]

ppl on here like to slander picasso but mastering realism as a teen and then saying fuck that and then painting square shit? absolute power move

[chronyck]

[aftrlaughtr]

if i was gonna be born ugly awkward and unloveable couldnt i have at least been born with money so i could constantly fill the void

[jehovahhthickness]

When you suffer from depression but lowkey know how to deal with it and you’re beyond grateful that you’re not having any suicidal ideations.

[jehovahhthickness]

Lol this post is so gold.

But mood all 2018.

[awkfvk]

Schmoood

[pisboy]

i found this card unopened in a drawer in my bedroom

[pisboy]

reblog this in 10 seconds and you will find a mysteriously unopened card with $100 and you will also finally graduate middle school

[egberts]

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

[sufferingforsanity]

Things I Need:

1. An orgasm 2. Attention 3. $50,000

[armandyke]

Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :) 

Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE’S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING?? 

[eabevella]

And then there’s the thing like WHO CAN BRUSH THE ICE FLOOR THE BEST *GROUP BRUSHING INTENSIFIED*

[vittyyluvscookies]

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

[submissivefeminist]

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

[chaotichowlite]

‘Vagina-owners’

[anxiousnerd]

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

[sexylibrarian1]

Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special

[occupyvenus]

Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?

[phantoms-lair]

There is actually a test for that last one!

Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room

[neshtasplace]

Reblogging for the useful info as well as the lack of any transphobic comments! =P

[shrewreadings]

Ditto!

[jensteed]

Reblogging this for the week of excruciating pain I went through till my period was over and the pain persisted. Turns out it was an infected gallbladder and I spent four days in the hospital before (eventually) having surgery

[toastbutteregg]

THIS IS SO ADORABLE!!!

[parakavka]