a goth cat

31 - she/they - lesbian - doesn't even go here - fuck terfs

[pointnclick]

hello male writer. before you is a typewriter. you have one day to write a novella with a woman as the protagonist without describing her breasts. the timer begins now

[wander-in-arda]

Her ass was like a peach, and brother I’m in her pit.

[pointnclick]

well. that one’s on me

[ryan-sometimes]

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

[arschfrech]

[ryan-sometimes]

I know his tailor is stressed bro look at this man wearing a suit to fix a pothole

[overcastghostedghoul]

I bet he opens his closet to the same suits with some slightly different ties like SpongeBob.

[lizluvscupcakes]

I bet if he took off his suit there’d be a suit underneath

[zubatts]

the new hyper beam animation is crazy, sylveon fucking killed him

[haunted-skitty-doll]

TRUE! Just know that the only reason you've never seen me do this is because I'm nice :)

[caats]

[dysfunctionalroomba]

[64mpg]

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

[64mpg]

ads targeted to men: this product will NOT make you gay seriously

[parkchanwoohoo]

[purble-wav-fandom]

prev this is too good to just leave as a tag, you should've added it

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

I'm not a gatekeeper so yall. the best thrift stores are the ones that look bad. do not go to cool trendy thrift stores with hot alt twenty-something employees. (I mean you can if you want but enjoy paying $40 for a fuckass shirt.)

here's what you actually want in a thrift store:

in a rich town

run by a church

staffed exclusively by little old ladies

most of the clothes will be butt ugly. but they will also be 1) good quality and 2) cheap af. the 70 year olds running the shop think a thrifted shirt should be $3 and they are correct. everyone else shopping there is over the age of 45 so you won't have to throat punch any depop resellers over a cunty little top. you will get hyped up by old ladies and if you frequent the same shop they may start trying to set you up with their grandkids. everyone wins and who knows their grandkids might be hot.

[knitmeapony]

If it doesn't look like the Ark of the Covenant might be stashed in the back somewhere, don't waste my time.

[maidthings]

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

[xinqi-newstart]

bring back the milkman. think of how many AI-proof jobs there would be if the milkman still delivered!

[maidthings]

i really like the idea of describing professions largely obsoleted by much older inventions as ai-proof.

[liminalbreeze]

[evilnicegirl]

it’s bc im on that damn phone honestly

[dogpuppy]

[speedlimit15]

[memewhore]

[kyaaaatsu]

painted this sober:

painted this on acid, and cried while doing it:

[headspace-hotel]

GEORFF

[cryptotheism]

POWERFUL SPIRIT: GEORFF

[aflockofpigeons]

@creatures-in-posts GEORFF

[creatures-in-posts]

This creature is GEORFF 👁️

[c3po]

over tourism is ruining the beach that makes you old

[effemimaniac]

it doesn't even make you that old anymore.

[c3po]

last time i went i saw a baby there. that shouldn’t even be possible

[pangur-and-grim]

see her loud

[pangur-and-grim]

now see her quiet

[certified-cervid]

now see her bowling pins

[importantcatpics]

[marinella-ela]

[wrathful-banette]

@is-the-cow-video-bad its probably fine but just in case

[is-the-cow-video-bad]

Best enrichment is enscritchment