in my own world

[duckdotcom]

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

[finleycannotdraw]

reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest

[notelectra]

guess what my dyslexic ass thought it said

[unicornwithtits]

I did NOT read what your tags suggested and thought of something ENTIRELY different.

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[unicornwithtits]

Just wrote over 2k words outlining a fanfic that's supposed to be a one shot.

I'll never finish this.

[unicornwithtits]

I just realised Wangxian went from strangers to classmates to friend/unrequited crush (bc one is a moron) to enemies to widower (at least he behaved like it—13 yrs in mourning, guys) to old friend/long lost love to allies to lovers

And I think that's beautiful

[unicornwithtits]

My (parents') dog just died and obviously I feel horrible (meeting with the undertaker was the worst),

but to distract myself I got really into writing again and am now 4 chapters deep into a new story.

The angel in question by the way 🥲

[unicornwithtits]

Me: *changes earrings right in front of sink* What could go wrong? ƪ໒꒰ྀི´꒳` ꒱ྀི১ʃ

Also me, two seconds later: Crap

[unicornwithtits]

New core memory unlocked:

Ski instructor screaming "PIZZA!"

[unicornwithtits]

Fanfiction writers when the book/show is American and they have to use American English instead of British English:

*retching*

[tales-from-nocturnaliss]

I wish I remembered how to be Too Much.

That I could harness the Anxiety that keeps me from expressing myself on all my haunts.

I wish I was Me, but more.

[unicornwithtits]

Using a translator because you don't know the word: ❌

Using a translator because you don't know how the word is spelled: ✅

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

YOU. WILL. WRITE. oh you want to write so bad. all the motivation is here. the plot is so good. words come to you so naturally. YOU ARE GOING TO WRITE. RIGHT NOW.

[i-will-write]

how i sleep knowing i write shitty fiction but at least don’t use chatgpt

[formerlyluckymanticore]

Reblog if you will never. Ever. Use AI in your writing.

[stewdoesthings]

Fanfiction exists for TWO reasons:

Dealing with complex thoughts and emotions I can't work through in therapy, like grief, despair, a complicated relationship with pain and addiction

Seeing the same characters fuck over amd over again

[unicornwithtits]

Anyone else turning under the shower like a rotisserie chicken or just me?

[unicornwithtits]

Allowed my friend to play Hogwarts legacy at my place. She:

has never used a controller in her life before, and is considerably bad at it

logged 10+ hrs of consecutive playtime yesterday (most of it exploring)

is now almost 3 hrs into decorating the room of requirement (yawn)

yells at me when I laugh at her

that's what I call quality time ^^

[unicornwithtits]

She also left the flying race track so often that the game always has to set her straight.

She's a really shit flyer. Rn she's at the 9th ring out of 22, at 2min 50sec in (Imelda's record for the whole track is 2min 20sec)

Smh

[unicornwithtits]

Her total time is 5min 6sec.

The shame.