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Snape is a misunderstood vampire deer and is judged for his fangs but is just like every other deer. Send post

[proserpyn]

long-haired Sev <3

[dadadurmut]

“Snivellus.” He says it with delight in front of everyone. And everyone laughs. But when he lies down that night, the echo of the word feels hollow. Because he knows that Snape will hate him a little more, and although he should be glad, what he feels instead is a knot in his throat. Sirius doesn’t want Snape to ignore him. He wants him to look at him. Even if it’s with hate.

[dadadurmut]

The corridor was empty, silent except for their breathing. Sirius pressed Severus against the cold stone wall, hands gripping his shoulders so hard it left bruises. “You make me sick, Black” Severus hissed, wand shaking in his grip. Sirius tilted his head, dangerously close. “Good, I like it when you’re out of control.” Their lips collided, sharp and desperate. Sirius’s hand tangled in Severus’s hair, dragging him closer. Every shove, every kiss was both punishment and surrender. Severus gasped, trying to break free, but the need clawed at him, unbearable, undeniable. “I hate this, I hate you” he whispered against Sirius’s mouth. “Damn, Prince. Come to me,” Sirius breathed back, teeth brushing Severus’s jaw, hands roaming, claiming. The corridor was their battlefield, and for once, surrender was the only weapon.

[literally-ahammer]

Snirius headcanons #6

Contrary to popular belief, Severus is the one who wakes up early. Not like a good early, like a 3 am early. Sirius has to practically beg him to take a nap.

Sirius didn't feel super guilty about bullying him. He did a little, but it wasn't too bad, at least until the whole SWM situation. Boom, lifelong guilt.

Sirius sees a squirrel, it's over for your conversation.

I have the feeling Severus speaks many languages, and Sirius is determined to learn them in order to understand what Severus mumbles under his breath all the time.

Sirius is the world's messiest eater, meanwhile Severus has manners that rival the royal family.

In a previous post, I mentioned how I think that it took a while for Severus to feel comfortable doing literally anything. Well, besides kissing. I also think that not only did it take a while, afterwards, I think he had to practically be showered with hugs and reassurance to make sure that he wouldn't leave him.

Sirius sleeps with a big, fuzzy blanket, a comforter, two sheets, etc. Severus sleeps with a random sheet.

Sirius comes up with a bunch of funny, over the top nicknames and pet names, meanwhile Severus just calls him his name.

Backtracking on the last one, I think Prince is a nickname used a lot, and it's not a satirical one. It's cute, it's his mother's maiden name, and it's also an old nickname. Severus sometimes calls Sirius Si/Siri, but that's pretty rare and only when he's drunk or half passed out.

They both knew the drill when they met each other's parents, given that they're both batshit crazy. Severus lied about being pureblood, ignored Walburgas comments, but immediately stood up for Sirius when she insulted him in the slightest. Sirius lied about being half blood like Severus because it'd be hard to lie about being a muggle. He ignored the jabs, but immediately stepped in and stood up once he slapped Severus.

They smoke. A lot. Two packs a day, bare minimum.

[literally-ahammer]

Snirus headcanons #11

Severus sleeps with hello kitty pajama pants and a hoodie. Sirius teases him about it, but he sleeps in plain old boxers.

Severus thinks water isn't wet— and he's right— and Sirius thinks water is wet. "Can I have a cup of wet water, Sev?" "Tch, sorry, all out of wet water, but we do have not wet water."

Sirius learned that Sev never had a pillow/blanket for growing up, so one day he made on while Severus was gone. Severus pretended to hate it, but he actually loved it, he appreciated it a lot. Sirius knew that.

"HOW CAN YOU EAT THAT, THAT'S FIRE! WHAT HOT SAUCE DID YOU PUT— SATANS PISS?" "I didn't realize it was spicy, Sirius." It happens all the time.

"I swear, this is why your mother disowned you." "Oh my gosh, Sev, this right here is why your father beat you." It's a love language, it's all jokes, and if someone else said that, it turns into a true crime documentary.

Severus likes sparkling water.

"nom nom nom." "Sirius, if you bite me again, I'm going to punch you."

[literally-ahammer]

Snirius Headcanons #17. Music.

Sirius forces Severus to dance with him. Severus would never admit it, but he secretly enjoys it, even though Sirius is terrible.

Sirius listens to stereotypical white girl pop. Call Me Maybe, Hot n' Cold, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, etc. Severus has learned to tolerate it.

Severus listens to classical music. "What's your favorite song?" "The moonlight sonata, Second movement." "The fuck did you just say to me?" (Certified banger, trust.)

While Severus does listen to classical, he has his fair share of other songs. Punk, metal, he likes Korn the most. "Sev! Whatcha listening to?" "Daddy." "The who now?! 🤨 I thought you hated him?🤨🧍"

Sirius has rap on his playlist. Not tasteful rap like Tyler, The Creator. But songs with 5 likes on SoundCloud.

Severus has one playlist for all songs, Sirius makes a new playlist every time he listens.

"Seeeev! Let me see your playlist!" "Alright." And it's just depressing songs for five minutes straight, sometimes there is a break, then it's white girl music. "... We need to get you some help, Jeez." "Why?" "Sev, it's— Freak on a leash? Daddy? The darkness prevails? Frick— The black parade? THE BLACK PARADE, SEVERUS!?"

(All songs listed are certified bangers. The moonlight sonat, daddy, call maybe, etc. Iconic.)

[dadadurmut]

Lily Evans was quietly having her breakfast one ordinary morning in 1977, sitting beside James and his friends, when she suddenly caught sight of Sirius’s hungry eyes widening, his playful smile twisting into a ravenous grimace. For a moment, she felt a shiver run through her, as though she were witnessing a famished dog spotting its prey after days of prowling empty alleys. No one else seemed to notice the reaction, as if the rest of the group found nothing unusual, or were simply too absorbed in their trivial morning routines to catch the subtle shift in their friend.

She wondered if James had noticed, casting him a sidelong glance only to find him joking with Peter about some irrelevant incident from the previous day’s class. So she turned her gaze back to Sirius, following the boy’s eyes, and realized that they were fixed on a figure she knew all too well. Severus’s nervous pacing was familiar to her, though that dark expression, which seemed to have taken permanent residence on his face some time ago, was new. From across the Great Hall, he too appeared oblivious to the attention the older Black was paying him.

The girl looked at Sirius, then at the Slytherin table, and back at Sirius again. She raised her eyebrows in a mix of irony and surprise, drew her own conclusions, and decided to continue her breakfast, thinking that, after all, men were always the last to notice the obvious.

[literally-ahammer]

Snirius headcanons #14

Severus does the chores, well, most of them. Sirius will do a few, but Severus takes over the cleaning and cooking. He doesn't like feeling useless, something that Sirius has tried to shake out of him multiple times.

Before they started dating, Sirius was sickeningly down bad for Severus. It was genuinely embarrassing, it still is, although he'd never admit it.

Severus is a great cook, he makes potions, so it makes sense that he knows his way around the kitchen. Sirius has burned water, don't ask how it happened.

Sirius listens to those weird boy bands from the early 2000's. Not only that, but he listens to their love songs. He harasses Severus with their songs.

Severus is anemic, like not a little low on iron, this man has actually had to go to the hospital for fainting spells. Sirius has learned how to detect when he's gonna faint. "Hey do you— oh, you're gonna pass out." "I am not going to—" thump.

Severus needs to do something constantly, he needs to be productive or he goes stir crazy. He has a ton of little projects because of this, so Sirius has a bunch of trinkets. They slowly get more detailed and complicated. One of the things is a crochet duck, the other is a mini robot.

[literally-ahammer]

Severus having an autistic meltdown and Sirius just standing there like this. 🧍

Like, Severus is screaming, throwing things, crying, he's a mess. Everything is too loud and too much, his clothes aren't right but it's not good if they're off, his hair is touching his face weirdly, etc. Throughout all the shouting and flailing Sirius is just like, in the corner.

"🧍 Severus?... Severus, do you want some water?"

"SOMEBODY SEDATE ME!"

[literally-ahammer]

Snirius except Sirius is trying to win Severus over in the stupidest ways. Just being absurdly down bad for him. While James' is chasing Lily, Sirius is actively chasing Severus. Literally.

He shows up to his house in the summer, luckily his Dad's away, singing a terrible love song with flowers.

Flying class, which I suspect is pretty similar to PE, he's claiming Severus to be on his team. The marauders are absolutely admonished by his sudden interest, but somehow supportive.

There's random love notes, flowers, gifts, etc.

Severus thinks this is all one big prank on him, one he's not gonna fall for and Sirius is literally so down bad for him.

[dadadurmut]

Regulus watches. Regulus doesn’t speak, but Regulus knows. Regulus, who always pretends to ignore his brother, but in truth has learned every single one of his weak spots by heart.

Regulus, the one with the reputation for being calmer, sharper, more mature. Regulus, who wears that mask so well that no one notices the spark of wicked delight when Sirius loses his temper.

Regulus, who never misses the chance to appear the moment Sirius blocks Snape in the hallway. Regulus, who hides a smile when he sees Sirius’s pupils shrink with something that is not just rage.

Regulus, who suddenly calls him “Severus” —though he never does, though they’re not even friends— just because it makes Sirius freeze, because it makes Sirius’s jaw tighten, because it makes Sirius feel something he can’t quite name.

Regulus, who knows that Sirius hates that feeling, hates the way it twists inside him every time Regulus stands too close to Snape, speaks too softly to Snape, smirks like he knows a secret Sirius doesn’t.

Regulus, who thinks it’s all worth it just to see Sirius furious… and jealous of something he doesn’t even understand.

Regulus, who knows exactly what game he’s playing and who loves nothing more than watching his brother burn.

[alexxuun]

More Rocktiz but he now have an extra arm!

[groovypalacehorselover]

Maurader fans characterizing Snape, the character who was shown having the most gender fluidity out of all the characters from that era, a homophobe is a level of delusion that I hope I will never reach.

[inthemoodforblastt]

Never forget that Severus had two glasses of wine in less than an hour when Narcissa went to see him with Bellatrix and he just kept drinking without even the slightest reaction. That totally reinforces my headcanon that my working-class boy can drink whatever the hell he wants and doesn’t even start to feel it until he’s had at least dozen full glasses, true reality for people raised in certain environments, where alcohol takes longer than average to hit. Iconic.

[inthemoodforblastt]

'who bullies children because he can’t deal with his own self inferiority problems'

Where did this detail come from? From a mind so shriveled it can’t understand a complex character like Snape and the themes of classism and appearance-based prejudice, so it made this up to satisfy its own ugliness, I suppose???

Well, first of all, the usual thing: I don’t agree at all with bullying kids. I think he had a beef with Harry that’s super immature, and I admit that. And I think he went too far with Harry at the beginning, because later on Harry is a pain in the ass. And honestly, if I were 31, 32, 33 years old—I’m 30, by the way, so I know what I’m talking about—with all the mental baggage I carry, and I had to deal with some annoying kid constantly questioning me, disrespecting me, talking back, thinking I’m trying to kill the whole school every single year—because every single year that kid suspects me—and every single year he and his friends are spying on me and getting into my life… I mean, I’d lose it.

But saying he has a problem with Harry for no reason, when we all know he has a problem with him because Harry’s father was his bully—and not just that, but because Harry is like his bully—it’s absurd. It’s like: you’ve been psychologically and emotionally crushed for years, publicly humiliated for years, and then when you’re 30, your bully shows up in front of you with the exact same face he had when it all started.

Sure, Harry isn’t to blame for his father being a piece of shit. But someone with that kind of trauma—untreated, no therapy, no tools—also isn’t to blame for having disruptive, dysfunctional reactions. You’re not dealing with someone who’s healed or supported. You’re dealing with a 31-year-old who basically got stuck at 21, who made a deal with the devil—that is, Dumbledore—and had to go back to the place that represents the worst years of his life, basically as a servant to an old man giving him orders. And you expect that guy to handle, day after day, being face-to-face in class with the embodiment of his trauma? That’s just unfair.

Let me tell you something, to all the Karens, or Marianas, whatever you want to call them: when you date men, you justify them ghosting you, giving you intermittent reinforcement, talking to you like crap, making misogynistic comments about women online. You justify that they don’t clean the bathroom, that they complain about doing basic chores, that they act like overgrown children and you’re willing to mother them and teach them how to be functional adults. And then you’re telling me you condemn a character for bullying just because he doesn’t know how to manage his emotions in front of a kid who looks exactly like his abuser? Mariana por favor.

[thelostprojector]

Top things that never happened in the Harry Potter series: 1. The Marauders growing up to be mature adults.