The Liar.

Hi! call me Witch, this blog is a disaster (but a polished one) and I should probably mention I'm not exactly kid friendly blog so do with that what you want.

[boozehund-blog]

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

[wolfprud3-deactivated20170620]

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

[bitterblackboricua]

[theimfamousbitch]

[unionwitch]

So we are boycotting, I'm off the stream folks

[summonthespirit]

👁👁

[o-grande-viado]

Your last used emoji is how your week is gonna go

⚠️

Uh oh

[kits-extreme-autism]

❌

BIGGER UH OH

[combustion-witch]

💥

UH OH

[profeshinul-wizurd]

😀

hooray

[blacktipreefsharkwizarding]

👍

Alright I’m fine with this

[ash-the-tiefling]

🦈BLAHAJ

[f4y3w00d5]

🩸

...blood

[lixorloveslicorice]

😐

[mango-mentally-ill-deactivated2]

🥭

Huh?

[a-disaster-gay]

✌️

Aight

[imaginebeingnormal]

👍

I sure hope so lmfao

[phoenixiancrystallist]

🥰

!!! :D Yay!

[unionwitch]

🇵🇱 it sure is poland

[ot3]

to be honest there has never been a fictional character i’ve actually wanted to date. like. i want them to date each other. i don’t want myself as a person to be involved in this scenario whatsoever. what would i add to this narratively? what’s my thematic purpose in the narrative? immersion breaking. 

[unionwitch]

With great regret I reblog this once again, unfortunately I have been introduced to Mr Yone League of Legends and I need that man carnally.

[floweversforever]

i like to think that at riot games headquarters there are days when Yone, Yasuo and Akali all show up but there's only one producing room so they all just take their strongest and most willing group member with them to fight it out gladiator style

[dreams-and-honor]

I'M SLAIN, WHAT THE FUCK

[basilandthymegarden]

Bless whoever gave K’Sante’s Heartsteel design a titty window. 🙏

[avenora]

obsessed with these two

[isarart]

Don't Forget 3.Oct.

[catchymemes]

Happy october 3rd!✨

[unionwitch]

get your blessings guys

Happy 3rd Anniversary to Genshin Impact! I've sent out Blessings of Elegance. Click on the link to claim it~ First come, first served!

https://hoyo.link/6SWeFCAL?m_code=GCCAGZISHN&utm_source=game&utm_medium=html&utm_campaign=homeshare

[ruuari]

vanitas's wayfinder

[zillychu]

BOY it sure is great when ur illegally downloaded boyfriend comes with absolutely no drawbacks whatsoever :)

[kingdom-hearts-fic-writing]

with friends like these,

alt

[romijuli]

The part in kh3 where what

thank god you asked i love this part so much, it single-handedly made the pirates world my favorite when i was expecting to hate it because it's NOT good in kh2. okay so

the pirates of the carribbean world in kh3 takes place during at world's end, except while the actual plot is going on you're basically just dicking around with jack sparrow and your cool new pirate ship. i forget how you get it. i think calypso is involved. anyway your ship gets attacked and the way you repair it- and level up your ship - is through, i swear to god, collecting crabs.

once you get enough crabs - you can keep going if you so desire, but you only need a certain amount - you can trigger the next story cutscene, in which jack tells you he can't go with you, and, after some dialogue i can't remember because what happened next was so fucking silly mister chel and i scream-laughed, he straight up turns into a pile of crabs. because the ACTUAL jack sparrow left at some point earlier in the world's story and was busy doing movie things

extremely important secondary notes:

he refused to go underwater, probably because he was crabs. when you get the actual jack sparrow, he still refuses to go underwater. presumably for gameplay reasons but still. suspicious.

when you finish the world's story, your boat turns into an even BIGGER pile of crabs. which explains why you needed crabs to repair it.

i should note the boat is in the ocean at this point. so it turns into a HUGE pile of crabs that then proceeds to slowly fall into the ocean.

if you choose to go back to that world and sail around, sora, donald and goofy will VERY CAUTIOUSLY ask jack sparrow if he's SURE he's really himself, and not just a bunch of crabs. i got this dialogue and almost fucking cried laughing.

[lobelmontdraws]

They are just so happy. :’)