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24 ace/queer • chronic reblogger • occasional ramblings • been here too long

[cuntyfieddemon]

I FELL TO MY KNEES

[heraldic-thunderbolt]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[anxiouscowboy]

[mydemonicas]

fifty years apart, but still them.

[yaoiblackmold]

LET'S ALL LIVE!!!!

[wrightandco]

the confetti for a not guilty verdict is actually the funniest fucking thing about ace attorney

it’s like they inherently know their system is fucked to the to the extent that they’ve got the celebration confetti at the ready when they don’t wrongfully incarcerate someone

edgeworth never lost a trial until he faced phoenix wright so the confetti goes off and he’s probably like what the fuck ppfthh pffth phhh that last bit is him spitting the confetti out of his mouth

[duskittycat]

edgeworth, losing a trial for the first time:

[herachimera]

[god-awful-storyteller]

tumblr au movie recs led me to places I wouldn't even go with a gun

[catsplushellhounds]

ohhhh i'm sure...

[kinkydorah]

ASSAD ZAMAN as ARMAND The Vampire Lestat June 7 2026

[jessebloom]

affirmations: i am very normal. i am not trapped in a lie of my own making. everything is fine. no one will uncover my web of deceit #mywebofdeceit

[dirtyr0ttenangel]

Armand's daily affirmations

[talfrynlives]

[reticent-vampire]

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK!!!!

[segamascott]

[fuckaspunk]

For context, this is Jewish actor Miriam Margolyes. A self-identified dyke,she was professor sprout in the harry potter movies but she's been extremely prolific over five decades. She's pro trans and pro Palestinian.

[lonelyzarquon]

Rutger Hauer as John Ryder THE HITCHER (1986)

[mancandykings]

Rutger Hauer as John Ryder The Hitcher (1986) dir. Robert Harmon

[bird-prince-afterhours]

In the Mustafar fight scene Anakin uses the force to choke his wife from a distance, but he uses his physical hand to choke his master and bend him over. Which could mean nothing.

[bird-prince-afterhours]

I was joking at first but I'm actually very serious about this. Why does Padme's confrontation feel so cold, so distant? But when Anakin and Obi-Wan are trying to kill each other, they're constantly touching, circling each other. Anakin isn't even concerned about beating Obi-Wan, this is about punishment. It's about overpowering Obi-Wan, disciplining him. Like Strover says, it's not about the Jedi, the Republic. It's about him and Obi-Wan, personal. Padme might have been the cause, but to Anakin in that moment, it isn't about her.

It's all Obi-Wan's fault.

[nmaro]

i hope you guys don’t mind me tagging you, but these are so good, i needed to have them all in one post

#no because i’m always thinking about it#and like. not only is it his physical hand but it’s his metal hand too!!! the superhuman super strong one!!!#he could’ve SO easily crushed obi-wan’s windpipe#and i know he couldn’t do that for out of universe continuity reasons ofc#but in-universe yeah…#he doesn’t want obi-wan to die#he wants to punish him and leave his mark for what he perceives as obi-wan rejecting him abandoning him and betraying him#FUCK.#obikin#sw @nyanakin

#which is where my essay on why fucking on Mustafar actually would've been a genuinely good idea comes in#fucking especially if it's Obi-Wan bending Anakin over a console#would've been both an act of love and cruelty not entirely tipping into either one#it's putting Anakin down here and telling him that enough is enough#it's cruelty because they both hate each other in the moment#however it's love because they both still have the desperate need to say “I still love you” before it goes too far#and it already has#but fucking right there right then#it would be just the same as everything else except they have no choice but to face that neither can achieve what they need#without the other#it would be the admission of love without saying it#because both of them#despite wanting to physically hurt one another#still have the desire to please and love one another#now I'm just yapping with you lol#my apologies @cheezeeflowerboi

#reminds me of the earlier version of the padmé choking scene where hayden rehersed with her stunt double#while he chokes her he doesn't look at her. he looks at OBI-WAN. and user yesitsterriblysimple put it perfectly:#He'd rather hurt Obi-Wan than save Padmé.#it's less ham-fisted in the final version but it's still there. OBI-WAN cares more about saving padmé throughout the whole of mustafar#tbh it can be said anakin cares less about saving padmé in the whole of ROTS than about saving Himself from the risk of potential loss#and by mustafar anakin cares about WINNING. him clocking padmé isn't about her. it's to stroke his own rage AND to punish OBI-WAN.#WHERE is his HEAD !! 👏#sw#obikin#vaderwan#also how obi-wan and padmé being blindsighted by anakin's fall plays out differently btwn them#anakin & padmé's interactions are laced with this tone of a fairytale they push onto themselves. their dialogue is idealized & lofty#the closest they get on mustafar is when they still follow the motions of a fantastical perception & permitting too many shortcomings#the reason the bubble pops for anakin when he sees obi-wan is bc obi-wan doesn't meet anakin halfway with untruths and wrongdoings#anakin doesn't show that unreliable-narrator side of himself to obi-wan anymore. he has padmé for that and palpatine too#obi-wan knew the best side of anakin - imperfect but earnest and good - bc that's what anakin's strove for when obi-wan is with him#that side of anakin is real. but he didn't want obi-wan to be disappointed or confront him for his shortcomings - which obi-wan Does#the relationship anakin has with obi-wan still suffers from not seeing the full picture of anakin but it's ultimately more honest.#when padmé arrives she brings to anakin the familiar comfort of a rose tint that softens reality. she very nearly becomes complicit to him#when obi-wan arrives the tint shatters. what happened with windu and the temple and sidious is real#real enough for consequences. even now anakin WANTS to be the one who is punishing obi-wan. only to an extent he does#obi-wan doesn't Want to punish anakin. this Isn't a punishment. from obi-wan this is a consequence.#anakin is the heavy hand but obi-wan is the sword#obi-wan is now witness with no filter the range of the best parts of anakin and the very worst. there is a brutal honesty from anakin now#and it translates really well into how mustafar plays out @wreckedhoney

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