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Methane Bubbles Frozen in Lake Baikal : What are these bubbles frozen into Lake Baikal? Methane. Lake Baikal, a UNESCO World Heritage Site in Russia, is the world’s largest (by volume), oldest, and deepest lake, containing over 20% of the world’s fresh water. The lake is also a vast storehouse of methane, a greenhouse gas that, if released, could potentially increase the amount of infrared light absorbed by Earth’s atmosphere, and so increase the average temperature of the entire planet. Fortunately, the amount of methane currently bubbling out is not climatologically important. It is not clear what would happen, though, were temperatures to significantly increase in the region, or if the water level in Lake Baikal were to drop. Pictured, bubbles of rising methane froze during winter into the exceptionally clear ice covering the lake. via NASA

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░e░s░t░a░s░ ░t░i░e░l░ ░l░e░r░t░a░j░ ░+░ ░H░o░,░ ░i░l░i░ ░p░e░n░s░a░s░,░ ░k░e░ ░i░l░i░ ░e░s░t░a░s░ ░t░i░e░l░ ░l░e░r░t░a░j░ ░+░ ░H░o░,░ ░i░l░i░ ░p░e░n░s░a░s░,░ ░k░e░ ░i░l░i░ ░e░s░t░a░s░ ░t░i░e░l░ ░l░e░r░t░a░j░ ░+░ ░H░o░,░ ░i░l░i░ ░p░e░n░s░a░s░,░ ░k░e░ ░i░l░i░ ░e░s░t░a░s░ ░t░i░e░l░ ░l░e░r░t░a░j░ ░+░ ░H░o░,░ ░i░l░i░ ░p░e░n░s░a░s░,░ ░k░e░ ░i░l░i░ ░e░s░t░a░s░ ░t░i░e░l░ ░l░e░r░t░a░j░ ░+░ ░H░o░,░ ░i░l░i░ ░p░e░n░s░a░s░,░ ░k░e░ ░i░l░i░ ░e░s░t░a░s░ ░t░i░e░l░ ░l░e░r░t░a░j░ ░+░ ░H░o░,░ ░i░l░i░ ░p░e░n░s░a░s░,░ ░k░e░ ░i░l░i░ ░e░s░t░a░s░ ░t░i░e░l░ ░l░e░r░t░a░j░ ░+░ ░H░o░,░ ░i░l░i░ ░p░e░n░s░a░s░,░ ░k░e░ ░i░l░i░ ░e░s░t░a░s░ ░t░i░e░l░ ░l░e░r░t░a░j░ ░+░ ░H░o░,░ ░i░l░i░ ░p░e░n░s░a░s░,░ ░k░e░ ░i░l░i░ ░e░s░t░a░s░ ░t░i░e░l░ ░l░e░r░t░a░j░ ░+░ ░H░o░,░ ░i░l░i░ ░p░e░n░s░a░s░,░ ░k░e░ ░i░l░i░ ░e░s░t░a░s░ ░t░i░e░l░ ░l░e░r░t░a░j░ ░+░ ░H░o░,░ ░i░l░i░ ░p░e░n░s░a░s░,░ ░k░e░ ░i░l░i░ ░e░s░t░a░s░ ░t░i░e░l░ ░l░e░r░t░a░j░ ░+░ ░H░o░,░ ░i░l░i░ ░p░e░n░s░a░s░,░ ░k░e░ ░i░l░i░ ░e░s░t░a░s░ ░t░i░e░l░ ░l░e░r░t░a░j░ ░+░ ░H░o░,░ ░i░l░i░ ░p░e░n░s░a░s░,░ ░k░e░ ░i░l░i░ ░e░s░t░a░s░ ░t░i░e░l░ ░l░e░r░t░a░j░ ░+░ ░H░o░,░ ░i░l░i░ ░p░e░n░s░a░s░,░ ░k░e░ ░i░l░i░ ░e░s░t░a░s░ ░t░i░e░l░ ░l░e░r░t░a░j░ ░+░ ░H░o░,░ ░i░l░i░ ░p░e░n░s░a░s░,░ ░k░e░ ░i░l░i░ ░e░s░t░a░s░ ░t░i░e░l░ ░l░e░r░t░a░j░ ░+░ ░H░o░,░ ░i░l░i░ ░p░e░n░s░a░s░,░ ░k░e░ ░i░l░i░ ░e░s░t░a░s░ ░t░i░e░l░ ░l░e░r░t░a░j░ ░+░ ░H░o░,░ ░i░l░i░ ░p░e░n░s░a░s░,░ ░k░e░ ░i░l░i░ ░e░s░t░a░s░ ░t░i░e░l░ ░l░e░r░t░a░j░ ░+░ ░H░o░,░ ░i░l░i░ ░p░e░n░s░a░s░,░ ░k░e░ ░i░l░i░ ░e░s░t░a░s░ ░t░i░e░l░ ░l░e░r░t░a░j░ ░+░ ░H░o░,░ ░i░l░i░ ░p░e░n░s░a░s░,░ ░k░e░ ░i░l░i░ ░e░s░t░a░s░ ░t░i░e░l░ ░l░e░r░t░a░j░ ░+░ ░H░o░,░ ░i░l░i░ ░p░e░n░s░a░s░,░ ░k░e░ ░i░l░i░ ░e░s░t░a░s░ ░t░i░e░l░ ░l░e░r░t░a░j░ ░+░ ░H░o░,░ ░i░l░i░ ░p░e░n░s░a░s░,░ ░k░e░ ░i░l░i░ ░e░s░t░a░s░ ░t░i░e░l░ ░l░e░r░t░a░j░ ░+░ ░H░o░,░ ░i░l░i░ ░p░e░n░s░a░s░,░ ░k░e░ ░i░l░i░ ░e░s░t░a░s░ ░t░i░e░l░ ░l░e░r░t░a░j░ ░+░ ░H░o░,░ ░i░l░i░ ░p░e░n░s░a░s░,░ ░k░e░ ░i░l░i░ ░e░s░t░a░s░ ░t░i░e░l░ ░l░e░r░t░a░j░ ░+░ ░H░o░,░ ░i░l░i░ ░p░e░n░s░a░s░,░ ░k░e░ ░i░l░i░ ░e░s░t░a░s░ ░t░i░e░l░ ░l░e░r░t░a░j░ ░+░ ░H░o░,░ ░i░l░i░ ░p░e░n░s░a░s░,░ ░k░e░ ░i░l░i░ ░e░s░t░a░s░ ░t░i░e░l░ ░l░e░r░t░a░j░ ░+░ ░H░o░,░ ░i░l░i░ ░p░e░n░s░a░s░,░ ░k░e░ ░i░l░i░ ░e░s░t░a░s░ ░t░i░e░l░ ░l░e░r░t░a░j░ ░+░ ░H░o░,░ ░i░l░i░ ░p░e░n░s░a░s░,░ ░k░e░ ░i░l░i░ ░e░s░t░a░s░ ░t░i░e░l░ ░l░e░r░t░a░j░ ░+░ ░H░o░,░ ░i░l░i░ ░p░e░n░s░a░s░,░ ░k░e░ ░i░l░i░ ░e░s░t░a░s░ ░t░i░e░l░ ░l░e░r░t░a░j░ ░+░ ░H░o░,░ ░i░l░i░ ░p░e░n░s░a░s░,░ ░k░e░ ░i░l░i░ ░e░s░t░a░s░ ░t░i░e░l░ ░l░e░r░t░a░j░ ░+░ ░H░o░,░ ░i░l░i░ ░p░e░n░s░a░s░,░ ░k░e░ ░i░l░i░ ░e░s░t░a░s░ ░t░i░e░l░ ░l░e░r░t░a░j░ ░+░ ░H░o░,░ ░i░l░i░ ░p░e░n░s░a░s░,░ ░k░e░ ░i░l░i░ ░e░s░t░a░s░ ░t░i░e░l░ ░l░e░r░t░a░j░ ░+░ ░H░o░,░ ░i░l░i░ ░p░e░n░s░a░s░,░ ░k░e░ ░i░l░i░ ░e░s░t░a░s░ ░t░i░e░l░ ░l░e░r░t░a░j░ ░+░ ░H░o░,░ ░i░l░i░ ░p░e░n░s░a░s░,░ ░k░e░ ░i░l░i░ ░e░s░t░a░s░ ░t░i░e░l░ ░l░e░r░t░a░j░ ░+░ ░H░o░,░ ░i░l░i░ ░p░e░n░s░a░s░,░ ░k░e░ ░i░l░i░ ░e░s░t░a░s░ ░t░i░e░l░ ░l░e░r░t░a░j░ ░+░ ░H░o░,░ ░i░l░i░ ░p░e░n░s░a░s░,░ ░k░e░ ░i░l░i░ ░e░s░t░a░s░ ░t░i░e░l░ ░l░e░r░t░a░j░ ░+░ ░H░o░,░ ░i░l░i░ ░p░e░n░s░a░s░,░ ░k░e░ ░i░l░i░ ░e░s░t░a░s░ ░t░i░e░l░ ░l░e░r░t░a░j░ ░+░ ░H░o░,░ ░i░l░i░ ░p░e░n░s░a░s░,░ ░k░e░ ░i░l░i░ ░e░s░t░a░s░ ░t░i░e░l░ ░l░e░r░t░a░j░ ░+░ ░H░o░,░ ░i░l░i░ ░p░e░n░s░a░s░,░ ░k░e░ ░i░l░i░ ░e░s░t░a░s░ ░t░i░e░l░ ░l░e░r░t░a░j░ ░+░ ░H░o░,░ ░i░l░i░ ░p░e░n░s░a░s░,░ ░k░e░ ░i░l░i░ ░e░s░t░a░s░ ░t░i░e░l░ ░l░e░r░t░a░j░ ░+░

hey so uhhhh napalm man

>> >> >> >> ^&The monsters come back as a fused amalgam of horrors <<

It was the only god they had access to at the moment. << << << << << << <<

[unitednationspacecommand]

Breaking character here but, what the fuck

[unitednationspacecommand]

Quick poll: should we clear the original script of halo 5 for release during e3 or just keep the oni propaganda running?

[unitednationspacecommand]

hi this is Benedict from science lab and yes, we did in fact clone Jul ‘Mdama to cover up him being now a major part in the UNSC. This is my revenge against HIGHCOM, i told you over and over again. The sandwich even had my name on it, stop eating my stuff

[unitednationspacecommand]

Oh okay we see how it is. When the covenant was killing everyone we were the good guys because we protected everyone but as soon as they’re gone we’re evil because we continue to kidnap people, oppress the outer colonies and take their resources? The Jokes on you, we slipped 20$ to Reed so we’ll stay in power a bit longer

[unitednationspacecommand]

We don’t want to worry you or anything but please don’t use the puppy improver ™ anymore. At all. Return everything ASAP and maybe better burn your dog. Oh boy we really should have tested it more.

[unitednationspacecommand]

now new in your local UNSC store: puppy improver! Dust we found somewhere in space, neatly stored in the glass container they were found in

[unitednationspacecommand]

The puppy improver ™ is selling like german wurst on a hotsummer day!Just sold our 500000 crate

[unitednationspacecommand]

now new in your local UNSC store: puppy improver! Dust we found somewhere in space, neatly stored in the glass container they were found in

[unitednationspacecommand]

we found ancient wisdom inside a forerunner terminal

[officeofnavalintelligence]

the memories of reach update is live, which is a good time for us to remind you that glassed planets have bad records and noble 6 is nonbinary. 

[jagerben47]

theres literally a binary choice in the start menu. male or female.

[officeofnavalintelligence]

what happened to jagerben 1 through 46? did they also add inane comments on people’s posts? is that why they’re gone? mysteries to be solved another day. 

[unitednationspacecommand]

our files say that ben 47 is actually the weird cousin of ben 10 who nobody likes

[nobody-n-particulur]

[unitednationspacecommand]

the soldiers you call when spartans don’t cut it anymore

[unitednationspacecommand]

every vehicle can be used as ordenance if you just suck enough at operating it

[shitpostgenerator]

date the lizard

[storm-tornado-archive]

@yeeeem

[jame7t]

do not date the lizard

[unitednationspacecommand]

destabilise their goverment

[unitednationspacecommand]

whomever is sliding inappropriate drawings of AIs under office doors, we got you on camera and we are mailing every picture to your parents with your signature on them

[jimfromaccounting]

Jokes on you, my parents are dead!

[unitednationspacecommand]

thanks for calling yourself out

[jimfromaccounting]

Who are you gonna tell? My supervisors? I am the supervisor! I’m untouchable! And also mortally terrified because Howard didn’t die, he was composed and is now on a rampage on my floor send help, not for me but to protect ONIs assets

[unitednationspacecommand]

Oh boy this sounds like a big problem. @olympiavale​ you are now jim’s supervisor, do what you think is right. Also we are sending the @unscarmy​ to deal with Lt.Howard. Trap him in hardlight cage or something, you have full acces to whatever you need for this

[unscarmy]

we have lost an entire platoon. they were armed only with SOCOMs. what the fuck.

[unitednationspacecommand]

the one time i give you full access to everything and you pick SOCOMs. Send another platoon with good gear

[unscarmy]

we gave them energy swords and they immediately wanted to play star wars. we see now why you hate us.

[unitednationspacecommand]

i love all my kids equaliy but you have to be profesional about stuff like this. How about you lure omega Howard out into the open with a few mugs and then catch him with something. He (or whatever he is now) must be taken alive/functional

[unscarmy]

we got him. we did it. WE’RE INVICIBL-

and private ross got too close to the cage and got stabbed. 

[unitednationspacecommand]

put a hello kitty band aid on ross and drop omega howard at some ONI outpost, they’ll know what to do with it

[unitednationspacecommand]

@unscarmy you still got that one, right?

[unitednationspacecommand]

whomever is sliding inappropriate drawings of AIs under office doors, we got you on camera and we are mailing every picture to your parents with your signature on them

[jimfromaccounting]

Jokes on you, my parents are dead!

[unitednationspacecommand]

thanks for calling yourself out

[jimfromaccounting]

Who are you gonna tell? My supervisors? I am the supervisor! I’m untouchable! And also mortally terrified because Howard didn’t die, he was composed and is now on a rampage on my floor send help, not for me but to protect ONIs assets

[unitednationspacecommand]

Oh boy this sounds like a big problem. @olympiavale​ you are now jim’s supervisor, do what you think is right. Also we are sending the @unscarmy​ to deal with Lt.Howard. Trap him in hardlight cage or something, you have full acces to whatever you need for this

[unscarmy]

we have lost an entire platoon. they were armed only with SOCOMs. what the fuck.

[unitednationspacecommand]

the one time i give you full access to everything and you pick SOCOMs. Send another platoon with good gear

[unscarmy]

we gave them energy swords and they immediately wanted to play star wars. we see now why you hate us.

[unitednationspacecommand]

i love all my kids equaliy but you have to be profesional about stuff like this. How about you lure omega Howard out into the open with a few mugs and then catch him with something. He (or whatever he is now) must be taken alive/functional

[unscarmy]

we got him. we did it. WE’RE INVICIBL-

and private ross got too close to the cage and got stabbed. 

[unitednationspacecommand]

put a hello kitty band aid on ross and drop omega howard at some ONI outpost, they’ll know what to do with it

[unitednationspacecommand]

whomever is sliding inappropriate drawings of AIs under office doors, we got you on camera and we are mailing every picture to your parents with your signature on them

[jimfromaccounting]

Jokes on you, my parents are dead!

[unitednationspacecommand]

thanks for calling yourself out

[jimfromaccounting]

Who are you gonna tell? My supervisors? I am the supervisor! I’m untouchable! And also mortally terrified because Howard didn’t die, he was composed and is now on a rampage on my floor send help, not for me but to protect ONIs assets

[unitednationspacecommand]

Oh boy this sounds like a big problem. @olympiavale​ you are now jim’s supervisor, do what you think is right. Also we are sending the @unscarmy​ to deal with Lt.Howard. Trap him in hardlight cage or something, you have full acces to whatever you need for this

[unscarmy]

we have lost an entire platoon. they were armed only with SOCOMs. what the fuck.

[unitednationspacecommand]

the one time i give you full access to everything and you pick SOCOMs. Send another platoon with good gear

[unscarmy]

we gave them energy swords and they immediately wanted to play star wars. we see now why you hate us.

[unitednationspacecommand]

i love all my kids equaliy but you have to be profesional about stuff like this. How about you lure omega Howard out into the open with a few mugs and then catch him with something. He (or whatever he is now) must be taken alive/functional

[unitednationspacecommand]

whomever is sliding inappropriate drawings of AIs under office doors, we got you on camera and we are mailing every picture to your parents with your signature on them

[jimfromaccounting]

Jokes on you, my parents are dead!

[unitednationspacecommand]

thanks for calling yourself out

[jimfromaccounting]

Who are you gonna tell? My supervisors? I am the supervisor! I’m untouchable! And also mortally terrified because Howard didn’t die, he was composed and is now on a rampage on my floor send help, not for me but to protect ONIs assets

[unitednationspacecommand]

Oh boy this sounds like a big problem. @olympiavale​ you are now jim’s supervisor, do what you think is right. Also we are sending the @unscarmy​ to deal with Lt.Howard. Trap him in hardlight cage or something, you have full acces to whatever you need for this

[unscarmy]

we have lost an entire platoon. they were armed only with SOCOMs. what the fuck.

[unitednationspacecommand]

the one time i give you full access to everything and you pick SOCOMs. Send another platoon with good gear

[unitednationspacecommand]

whomever is sliding inappropriate drawings of AIs under office doors, we got you on camera and we are mailing every picture to your parents with your signature on them

[jimfromaccounting]

Jokes on you, my parents are dead!

[unitednationspacecommand]

thanks for calling yourself out

[jimfromaccounting]

Who are you gonna tell? My supervisors? I am the supervisor! I’m untouchable! And also mortally terrified because Howard didn’t die, he was composed and is now on a rampage on my floor send help, not for me but to protect ONIs assets

[unitednationspacecommand]

Oh boy this sounds like a big problem. @olympiavale​ you are now jim’s supervisor, do what you think is right. Also we are sending the @unscarmy​ to deal with Lt.Howard. Trap him in hardlight cage or something, you have full acces to whatever you need for this