Super Awesome Blogger Time

This is a badass blog of known badass stuff.

[swagintherain]

White privilege can also be hard…

[postingwhileblack]

THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO I’VE EVER SEEN

[last-bi-in-town-deactivated2023]

Dear God….

[glycdiallan-deactivated20220127]

I am fucking dying omg

[growlift-deactivated20161002]

I’m the second “Berkley” yell

[coleyyoung]

Oh my fucking god

[i-mister-completely]

Always reblog.

[thepurpleskies]

please just read the whole thing

[duskenpath]

Rest stops on highways are liminal spaces where the veil is thin and nobody can tell me differently

[oli-via]

Explain

[duskenpath]

The explanation is that liminal spaces are in between places that bridge Here with There, so in fairy tales we often have the Fairy Ring, the Forest Clearing, the Sudden Misty Foggy Forest, the Bridge, the River, graveyards, in some cases

We also have a ton of american urban mythology around famous roadways and sites off the sides of roads

Archetypes like these occur to mark the places in the world where the veil goes thin and humans can have extra-worldly experiences, out of the ordinary way of living

So why wouldn’t transient spaces like rest stops where everyone is just passing through from one place to the next, never stopping for too long, not be a liminal space where spirits frequent, too

Especially since nobody would know if they were real or not

[pardonmewhileipanic]

Ok but this speaks to me

I always feel like something isn’t quite right at rest stops

[confusingteen]

I once slept though three gas stations on a road trip, and the second the car started to slow to turn into a rest stop, I was basically wide awake.

[prismatic-bell]

My mom and I were on I-90 in a blizzard once and pulled off at the first exit we could find. Turns out that if we’d gone even a mile further, we would have happened on a 49-and-counting car pileup, and that 90 was closed for MILES. How we found an unblocked ramp was a matter of great debate, but where this gets weirder still is that at the bottom of the ramp was a closed truck stop and an open church full of teenagers–they went for youth group, the blizzard started, and they were stuck until the snow stopped. They fed us leftovers from their potluck dinner, prayed with us for safe travel, and when the snow let up they saw us on our way.

Three days later–Sunday–we were traveling back and decided to stop at that church to thank them. We found it thanks to the truck stop, but this time it was the truck stop that was open and the church that was closed. Neither of us remembered it looking so decrepit on the trip down, and granted we saw it first at night in a snowstorm, but you’d think we’d have noticed the boarded-up windows. So we asked in at the truck stop.

The church had been abandoned for ten years. And yet I still had one of their youth group programs under my sun visor, very clearly labeled for the previous week.

To this day I’m sure we crossed dimensions somewhere on I-90, and that’s how we stayed safe. You could tell me it’s because the truck stop was a liminal space and I’d 100% believe you.

[duskenpath]

I don’t mind when this post goes around again because sometimes I get stories like this

[niknak79]

[odysseusyes]

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

[crashingsunlight]

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

[the-brave-little-blogger]

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

[everyonesfavoriteging-blog]

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

[the-neon-pineapple]

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

[perks-of-being-chinese]

woah.

[panicrobot]

it got better

[twistedthicket1-deactivated2022]

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

[ofthefantastic]

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

[venatrix26]

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

[party-gilmore]

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

[lotrlocked]

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

[moriartyfortheevening]

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

[sixpenceee]

The Perry Bible Fellowship is the perfect middle between the whimsy and the morbid. And it has been since 2001 when its creator Nicholas Gurewitch drew the first strip. Nicholas describes his style as “the clarity of obscurity”, and his work is a real treat to all the dark(er) souls out there. (Source)

[afaughtk]

OH MY GOD THE RABBIT ONE

[universalhermit]

@lookimazebra

[minteafresha]

I noticed the audio for the video “[AMV] Jon Arbuckle - You’re Gonna Go Far Kid” was taken out so I edited it back in

[394627486283962718494]

This is literally my exact sense of humor I don’t even feel like I’m still a sentient person after watching this I’m just part of the person who made this’s brain

[universalhermit]

@lookimazebra this is 100% me

[justcatposts]

You gotta see the reaction when this German Shepard realizes his owner isn’t behind him…

[eb0lagay]

that was so intense

[juuliaroberts]

where is her oscar I’m shaken

[yung-m00nchild]

THE MUSIC CHANGE KILLS ME EVERYTIME

[magicalsenpai]

Visit Original Link

[tinyglitch-deactivated20160926]

Pirates of the Caribbean/Skyrim Mashup by flipboit4midles.

(Bask in the awesomeness of this.)

Oh

My

God

[thegeekmaster]

HOLY SHIT

[wildlyoversalted-deactivated201]

i literally threw my computer across the loveseat when i heard this. its so epicly beautiful.

[lanternlighting]

Excuse me, I have to go embark on a quest. I don’t know to what end but I have a ferocious need to be a badass. 

[native-yep]

How come I never heard this before? Holy hell.

[eliana55226838]

[icetigerkitten]

I’m replaying skyrim as the ultimate pirate character! No one can fucking stop me!

NOW BRING ME THAT HORIZON!!!!!!

[inspiringpieces]

[myuncreativeurl]

This is crazy

[kharikamal]

WHY ARE THEY SO ACCURATE

[terrible-beauty]

DRAKE

[suh-baru]

Drake needs no title…

[boneswith-hairbows]

bruh millhouse is drake. why is that so on point

[creamynut]

I lost it at DJ Khaled lmao

[universalhermit]

omfg

[eurynomephoenix18]

Visit Original Link

[diligar]

ITS TIME ITS TIME ITS T I M E

[plant-royalty]

NO IT’S TOO EARLY STOP RIGHT THERE

[mttgwen]

IT’S TIME

[nbtoaster]

IT IS TIME

[autumn-bookworm]

IT’S TIME

[autumn-n-acorns]

IT’S TIME

[pumpkinpatchbitch]

IT’S TIME

[halloweentreat]

IT’S TIME

[draconigenissima]

IT’S NOT TIME IT’S JULY

[mx-herma-main-deactivated202103]

IT’S TIME

[dreveak]

IT’S TIME

[tallestsilver]

IT’S TIME

[xxtruleyinsanexx-deactivated201]

NOT YET

[screamingatsquirrels]

IT’S TIME

[awkwardespionage-deactivated201]

IT’S TOO DAMN EARLY. STOP.

[salamandergoo]

ITS TIME. ITS BEEN TIME FOR MONTHS.

[poopypapyrus-deactivated2018051]

IT’S TIME GUYS

[dragongirltitties]

ITS TIME

[rainofthedeath]

IT’S TIME Y’ALL

[srsfunny]

After Reading These Reviews, I Think I Should Buy This As Soon As Possible

[universalhermit]

@lookimazebra

[katswenski]

[prevsofialamb-blog]

the sudden decrease in animation quality between the first hunchback and the sequel is both hilarious and sad 

[xavantina]

The Return of Jafar charliekelly69:

i had to reblog this because im actually pissig mysefl

Let’s take a second to compare Aladdin to The Return of Jafar:

Ouch

[once-delight]

Esmorolda and Corpet

[moe-moe-watches]

kelverse

[nicolas-px]

[myspacelegend]

[lasimms]

[inked-up-devil-doc-blog]

I’ve been hysterically wheezy laughing at the last gif for about two minutes solid

[karmadash-is-shippingtrash]

I get so angry, then u get to the last gif and I’m crying of laughter

[veryoldnobodylookatthis]

SDHKKDHKSDFH

[universalhermit]

@lookimazebra

[legalizememes]

[litterbot]

Scientists discover most relaxing tune ever

Sound therapists and Manchester band Marconi Union compiled the song. Scientists played it to 40 women and found it to be more effective at helping them relax than songs by Enya, Mozart and Coldplay. Weightless works by using specific rhythms, tones, frequencies and intervals to relax the listener. A continuous rhythm of 60 BPM causes the brainwaves and heart rate to synchronise with the rhythm: a process known as ‘entrainment’. Low underlying bass tones relax the listener and a low whooshing sound with a trance-like quality takes the listener into an even deeper state of calm.

[lesbianwisdom-deactivated202102]

JESUS CHRIST

[proudtobeinvisiable]

This really works.

[action52]

Rb if youre silly

reblog if youre fuckin……goofy

[universalhermit]

[srsfunny]

Teeth Comic Series

[universalhermit]

@lookimazebra

[srsfunny]

This Makes Me Uncomfortable

[universalhermit]

@lookimazebra