One Nice Bug Per Day
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
gracie abrams
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Today's Document
$LAYYYTER
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shark vs the universe
titsay
d e v o n
Misplaced Lens Cap
blake kathryn
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Discoholic 🪩
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Kiana Khansmith
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almost home
seen from United States
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@universalwafflemaker-blog
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so baby pull me closer in the backseat of your tractor that i know you love to drive bite the ear corn off yer counter pull the wheat right out the soil of the acres you inherit from your caring farmer father we ain’t ever out of season we ain’t ever out of season
this dog is that character you think is evil but actually has a heart of gold
would your uncle be displeased if i were to pelt him with mangos?
If you pelted my uncle with mangoes he would probably be dead.
a short poem:
do teachers understand that you take other classes
another short poem:
yes but see they are all required by the district or state to assign a certain amount of gradable material per semester so they can get paid and earn raises and bonuses and keep their jobs and funding
a revised short poem:
does the district or state understand that you take other classes
another short poem:
no
MYSTERY STORY TIME
So there was a single, solitary kiwi on our counter in the kitchen.
And I decided to make fun of my roommate for it, because who buys one, single, solitary kiwi? So I asked her that.
Roommate: I didn’t buy a kiwi.
Me: This isn’t your kiwi?
Roommate: No?
Me: But this isn’t my kiwi.
Roommate: That kiwi was there when I got home.
Me: I don’t even eat kiwi!
As you can see, it’s a real kiwi. Here it is, on my counter, giving away nothing.
But I was still confused as to where it came from. Did one of us accidentally buy a kiwi at the store?
So I looked up the Kiwiny company to figure out which stores it’s sold at, to see which one of us might have bought it, since we tend to use different grocery stores.
Kiwiny doesn’t have American retailers.
There is literally no reason for this kiwi to be in my kitchen.
It came all the way from Italy and this is how you welcome it
Me admiring my friends beautiful souls
I cosplayed Edna Mode from The Incredibles at Holiday Matsuri and needless to say I spent the day hunting down characters with capes and getting irrationally angry at them
According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.
Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?
Everyone forgets about Atlantis and it makes me sad. That movie is a masterpiece!
Humans dating elves like
can lizards be stopped?
short answer: no
what is the long answer?
definitely not
Can't stop won't stop
Artist Hank Schmidt travels to scenic locations only to paint the pattern on his own shirt.
chaotic neutral
Joe, don’t go (x)
Joe Joe Joe Joe!!
@cdawgunofficial
Old tomato
My parents gave me an old tomato, either go to college or get a full time job.
Friend: *loses me in a large crowd* Well desperate times calls for desperate measures.
Friend: *cups hands and shouts* A FRIENDLY DESERT COMMUNITY—
Me: *screaming from the another part of the crowd* WHERE THE SUN IS HOT THE MOON IS BEAUTIFUL AND THE MYSTERIOUS LIGHTS PASS OVERHEAD WHILE WE ALL PRETEND TO SLEEP. WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE.
