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 #sevendeadlysins #supernatural #anime #kitties                                                I like cats too.                                                                                         Cats. Lots and lots of cats. CATS. Honestly this blog is just random shit. 

[weloveshortvideos]

[allisonpregler]

my heart exploded

[universikittie]

Its a squeaky floof

[lestrr]

talking with ur friends like

[cringe-attacks]

tag urself i’m trash

[universikittie]

@kiwiflame DEATH

[cinemasource]

Rest in peace Heath Ledger (April 4, 1979 - January 22, 2008)

[imdope420]

English teachers can either be the coolest teacher you ever had or the worst thing ever

[kiwiflame]

we have a nice sliding scale at my high school. on one hand, you have mr pena, who is a favorite of most students. easy-going, gets off-topic often, has questionable grading weights. on the OTHER hand, you have mrs row, who is arguably more of a “real” teacher, but is generally disliked because of how much work she gives out, regular and project-orientated, and how much assignments tend to weigh. her case is unfortunately not helped at this time either, because she’s currently pregnant, which is reportedly affecting her disposition. @universikittie can confirm

[universikittie]

Mr. Pena is the teacher that you dream of. “Ex-cop-from-Chicago, high-school-teacher, obsessed-with-super-heros, had-a-dog-who-he-ran-over, was–actually-a-bully-in-school, kind-of-teacher,” like mention his opinion on the latest Alvin and the Chipmunk movies and he will go in a straight fangirl mode on the class. Oh lets not forget when Mr Pena paid me five fucking dollars to say “Go Bears!!” At the end of the pledge at school. Sure as hell he fucking whipped out that five right in front of the class… But now lets not forget Mrs. Coach Row. Remember ladies she is a cheerleading coach. And married the football coach. Don’t know how much more cliche it can get than that.

[universikittie]

I'm plus 10 on hissing... So fuck you!

[squirrelbro]

[bpdinfp-deactivated20160715]

How about a shout out to the people who have “ugly” symptoms like obsessing over others, having fits of rage, idolizing people, debating their validity constantly, crying over the tiniest things, depending on others for validation. Shout out to the people who are so frustrated with not being able to control their own mind. You guys rock. I understand that feeling and I’m here for you.

[universikittie]

to the people whose only friends are Netflix, their laptop, phone and their pet... 

[sherlck-deactivated20140622]

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

[feathery-soul-deactivated201408]

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

[agnosticwitch]

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

[moontideempress]

[vimbia]

Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.

[jazmynedrakeford]

Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.

[youhavearighttoyourwrongopinion]

Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show

[caribe-bby]

Y'all suspect af😂

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*

[electricocelot]

Make sure you set up a solid alibi Pay for everything in cash

Or, for those of you who’ve read Roald Dahl’s Lamb to the Slaughter, feed the murder weapon to the police

[universikittie]

if you plan to start a fire in the victims house, clog the dryer up with lint and loose wire...

[universikittie]

My favorite thing about supernatural is Deaths craving for super yummy greasy foods

[universikittie]

Have you ever seen your kid eat a bush?

[universikittie]

Do you ever get super bored on this site and just go look a gifs?

[universikittie]

When you realize that its 2016 and you gotta start that diet you planned on doing back in 2014

[universikittie]

I can't be the only one that cringes at bad-super-cheesy scenes in TV shows or movies..

[universikittie]

My puppy likes to plop himself right in front of the mirror and stares at himself, like puppy, don't worry, you look fabulous!

[boredpanda]

Women’s Everyday Problems Illustrated By Romanian Artist

[universikittie]

Omg!!!! My mom got me a shirt for my tumblr name!!! @kiwiflame look!!!!! Omg!!! (Yes its missing an "I" she said "Asia forgot the i" Lol. My mom is supporting my tumblr blog. Yes. Just yes.

[universikittie]

Merry Christmas 😒