the green light

old sport

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

daniel radcliffe: *tries his best to widen his horizons and take on various interesting and different roles*

me: look at the harry potter man go

[mamaissues]

[totalariana]

I’m the bitter person

[tastefullyoffensive]

[animedads-deactivated20210108]

they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it

[kaijuno]

Today I learned how to hack unmonitored CCTV cameras. I’m currently watching a dog run around in a backyard in Berlin.

[kaijuno]

update: i found a barn cam that has a horsie in it and i’m in poland AND i have audio output so i can talk to the horsie

[kaijuno]

update: THERE’S TWO HORSIES AND ONE OF THEM IS A BABY

[kaijuno]

do u see the horsies 

[kaijuno]

I’VE FOUND BUNNIES

[kaijuno]

okay okay now i’ve found dogs

[cockyhorror]

This is the most innocent hack ever

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

[ourbodiesglow]

[sideraclara]

do u ever feel like ur pulling an academic icarus flying too close to your deadlines on wings of deeply flawed time management

[beholdingslut]

do you ever get overwhelmed by the amount of history in the world that you don’t know

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

pros of replacing friends with actual wolf pack: excellent howl opportunities, group naps less weird. cons: trash talk not as witty

[socialismartnature]

[void-dance]

A rare encounter of a baby gorilla and a chimpanzee examining leaves at the Evaro Gorilla Orphanage in Gabon. 

Photo Credit & Copyright: National Geographic / Michael Poliza

[frumpyboyjuicebar-deactivated20]

They’re gonna unite and kill us all

[anchorbabyvevo-deactivated20160]

I thought they were lighting a J

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

take everything i say with a hint of lime

[neutral]

╭◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◜◝╮ (     okay   ?   ) ╰◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ͜ ◟◞╯

[zoloft-dreams]

╭◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◜◝╮  (     shut up    )  ╰◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ͜ ◟◞╯

[norahfields]

╭◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◜◝╮ (       okay       ) ╰◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ͜ ◟◞╯

[careens]

he was a tater tot, she said see ya later thot

[careens]

she ran a hater blog, he said he was pepe frog

[collabcru]

[unjuxtaposed]

Me: *makes a reference only I get and laughs hysterically bc I see what I did there*

[professordrunkan-deactivated201]