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[saintd0nna]

happy pride to him

[trollrider1111]

Gay broke sober king 🤴

[discoursedrome]

The fact that the Nostromo crew didn't need to be alive to get the alien back to Earth suggests that the Weyland-Yutani corporation was just staffing all its random space missions with six to eight people for no reason despite the cost of fuel and infrastructure, which is extremely irresponsible from a fiduciary standpoint. Many lives might have been saved by stronger market discipline

[maxknightley]

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

[maxknightley]

one has you making posts like "okay but if the author UNDERSTOOD the POLITICAL IMPLICATIONS of the story they were telling, and leaned into it, it would actually be a really interesting exploration of..."

the other has you pacing your bedroom at one in the morning going "why. why would you ever in a million years do it like that. genuinely what possible thought process was involved. was the writer possessed by a fucking ghost or something."

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[mezzodical]

[toskarin]

I used to reference this tweet all the time. I did it for years. I misremembered "kramer gets addicted to virtual yogurt" being a meme so I gave people shit for not remembering it

and then one day I looked it up and realized it was from a failed 2013 gimmick account that tweeted 6 times before being abandoned and got like. 2 retweets ever.

[mino2aur]

no weed for me thanks i just want to cough loud as fuck with you

[aflo]

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

[terkmc]

You know her ass got them Rich White Woman Sweep with a fucked hitbox

[parkayquarts]

im not even the type of guy to go "actually it's frankenstein's MONSTER" because a painting by rembrandt or picasso or any other artist is often called "a rembrandt" or "a picasso" as shorthand. so in this respect frankenstein's monster can be considered "a frankenstein"

[parkayquarts]

darling I love your 8 foot tall patchwork flesh creature, it really livens up the place. is that an authentic frankenstein?

[parkayquarts]

it's only a true frankenstein if it was produced in the frankenstein region of switzerland. otherwise it's just a sparkling homunculus

[butchconnoisseur]

Buddy, I'm on Tumblr. Take a wild guess

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[thestuffedalligator]

“When we were kids, the Phonics Wizard came to our town to show off how the letter E can change the sounds of vowels. He turned a can into a cane, a pin into a pine. This one kid had a cap and he changed it into a cape, that kind of thing.

“And we loved it, we were all having a great time, but then he saw my sister and I, and he just got this - this look in his eyes, and then-”

She hesitated, worrying the coarse material between her fingers. “Things got pretty bad after that,” she muttered. “I know it’s silly, but I try to keep - her - comfortable. We don’t know if she can still hear us, or see us, or if she’s even still in here, but I like to think she is. I talk to her when I can, I leave music on when I’m out of the house. I tried to convince my parents to bring her with us when we went to Disneyland, but they didn’t - didn’t really take that well.”

After a moment, she put the ball of twine back onto its pillow. “Anyways. They tried to arrest the Phonics Wizard, but he had a plan in case something went wrong and he turned it into a plane and flew away.”

[pocketss]

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

[netscapeshawty]

baseball different from how i remember it

[qualitytimeswithqualitylads]

glad they added new maps to baseball

[kaban-bang]

this is real now lmao

[greatwyrmgold]

What

...I'm not a sonic fan, I don't have a car in this race, but this is absurd. How is Godzilla even gonna fit in the car?!

[kaban-bang]

she's not

[phantomrose96]

Someone has been arguing back and forth in the comment section of one of my BNHA fics for almost a year now. The world is full of people.

[phantomrose96]

I got it wrong. Someone has been arguing back and forth in the comment section of one of my BNHA fics for almost two years now. The world is full of people.

[phantomrose96]

[phantomrose96]

This is true! But if I did that, I would stop waking up to emails like this

[greatcheshire]

Hnnnng. Colonel. I’ve infiltrated Shadow Moses.

[zestydippingsauce]

[drunkenskunk]