Can't kill the unkillable

*an aura of smugness permeates the air*

[unkillable-roach]

Oh I think I forgot to link my artfight page

Here it is: https://artfight.net/~EloeOfTheCrows

[mc-my-world]

ACT I Masterpost

ACT I MASTERPOST BENEATH CUT:

Note: (not in posted order, ordered for story cohesiveness, but still semi-chronological. Some minor posts are not included)

1. Steve? Steve!

2. Steve Adventures 1 3. Steve Adventures 2 4. Wulf 5. Armour Lineup 6. Steve's Worldview 7. Steve and Endermen

8. Villagers

9. Nil the Nitwit Villager

10. Nil activities 11. Villagers and their Hero 12. Nil's Worldview 13. Nil and Steve 14. Plains Villagers + Village Lore 15. Iron Golems 16. Experience

17. Polly the Passive Pillager

18. well, kind of passive 19. Illagers and the Hero 20. Johnny and Cap 21. Vinny 22. Ravager 23. Teeth Sharpening 24. Vinny's haircare 25. Pillager Outposts

26. Evokers 27. Walda, Thord and Eve 28. TOTEMS OF UNDYING 29. Illagers and Death 30. Golems and Allays 31. CHOP CHOP SLIDE 32. EVE 33. TNT Cannon 34. Polly and Steve Meet

35. PLAINS VILLAGE RAID

36. Polly's Pumpkin Parole 37. Nil and Steve II 38. Don't panic 39. sorry, buddy (silly) 40. Nil and family 41. Hero of the Village

42. Evokers and Librarians 43. Peace talks (silly) 44. Polly, Vinny and Johnny 45. Return to the Mansion I - Reunion Return to the Mansion II - Renewal 46. MANSION SIEGE 47. Mansion siege details 48. Meanwhile, Eve 49. Nil and Village

50. ZOMBIE SIEGE I

51. ZOMBIE SIEGE II 52. Zombie Siege III 53. Zombie Siege details 54. Siege Aftermath

55. VILLAGE AND PILLAGE

56. Hello world, goodbye village 57. First Adventure I: Trust 58. First Adventure II: Purpose 59. Gender? 60. Enderwatching and Snippets 61. Nightwatch 62. silly

63. THAT Wandering Trader 64. Witches 65. Testificate? 66. Witches lore 67. Fav foods ---

68. COLOUR SYMBOLISM OF THE OVERWORLD ---

69 Allays 70. Illager Childhood 71. Magic 72. Happy memories! 73. Librarian and Cleric; Liv and Klavs 74. Lil' Nil 75. Cultural Exchange

76. TESTIFICATE LORE

77. Glen the Piglin

78. GOLD 79. Piglin Zombification 80. Bed in the Nether 81. Hoglin Hunting 82. Piglins and the Overworlder 83. Glen; Hero of the Overworld

84. 'Jean'

85. Water Bucket 86. Jean's Worldview 87. Steve's worst and best deaths 88. Theories, origin and mission 89. Music 90. Steve's Pets 91. Trail Ruins 92. Kiss of Ender 93. FREE THE END

ACT II MASTERPOST

[sunflowerbutch]

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crack egg directly into hot pan, scramble while cooking

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Voting ended onMar 31, 2024

[coughloop]

[leopardmask-ao3]

Or you use a plastic/silicon spatula?? Or a silicon whisk?? go to literally any dollar store they have shitty plastic/silicon kitchen utensils you can scramble eggs with without scratching up your pans

[great-and-small]

Now that’s what I call

[great-and-small]

@rpepperpotshipssciencebros please forgive me for this one

[son-of-drogo]

I hate this site so much.

[unkillable-roach]

My first artfight attack!

Character: Mellow

Artist: Nova-Flora

[castlepunk1077]

Congratulations to Jax TADC for being the first Tumblr Sexyman to transition to a Tumblr Sexywoman

[punkitt-is-here]

Hello person having transgender thoughts but convinced they aren't trans because they don't have the requisite amount of dysphoria they think they need

Hi I transitioned without even thinking I had dysphoria. Like later in hindsight I can go "oh that's probably what it was" but for the first year of my transition I was straight up like "I like being a guy but I like being a girl WAY more" and you can do that!! There is no prerequisite amount of suffering needed to make yourself happier.

[punkitt-is-here]

Gonna include these tags cuz they're good

[unkillable-roach]

I added another oc for my artfight page: Gell the merjelly princess!

Gell is a teenage drama princess, and in a rebellious phase that they swear isn't one. Her parents are the Queen and King in the merjelly queendom. She has a kind, and playful soul but doesn't let anyone see it.

She/They

[cosmosbloomsideas]

Yayyy Artfight!

[unkillable-roach]

This is my persona, and also my pfp on artfight: Eloe Stimp!

Eloe is a big fan of sneaking and espionage, they enjoy the companionship of the murder of crows that they've befriended

[unkillable-roach]

I added a character for artfight: Cinni!

She's a bunny with a cinnamon bun like coat, and a sweet personality to match <3

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

I always forget there are maga people on tumblr, this doesn’t feel like a website you’d find them on, so to keep them away:

Reblog if your blog is a maga free zone because if it wasn’t clear enough fuck ice, fuck maga, fuck Trump, Fuck Rowling, and fuck all the other bigots I missed

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

In case anyone missed it

[corrinthecroweman]

I am not friendly to anyone who supports trump

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[elizapad]

Happy Pride, cave dwellers 🦇

[unkillable-roach]

I'm doing art fight this year!

[i-will-help-you-swim]

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

[cmoon-rabbit4-blog]

Reblog if your blog is a safe place for asexuals.

[nightfox321]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[wandixx]

Welcome to the safe Ace agenda place. Make yourself home and I hope you enjoy garlic bread

[kitsunesongs]

I mean, I'm ace, so...

[periguita]

Totally legitimate. Like every other sexuality, it’s a spectrum.

[fource-of-red-deactivated202605]

live laugh love asexuals

[unnamed-enby]

i am proudly asexual

[touchofhemlocktea]

Aroace here.

[donutdrawsthings]

I was thinking of a pride art challenge people could do with their OCs, because I thought it'd be cute! A queer/trans artist with their creations.

but then I realised that same challenge would be infinitely more funny with folks who have atypical or horror OCs

[unkillable-roach]

Moues

[unkillable-roach]

Spider