i was drafting a post that said “a single boba tea can replace up to two meals if you are pure of heart” and the reason i didn’t post it is because as i was typing those words i got so dizzy i felt like i was being abducted by aliens
so it turns out that climbing onto a rooftop in the middle of the night does solve all your problems, but i failed to consider that it would create a brand new one
Fake laughed at a customer's joke today and dropped the smile within milliseconds of them turning around. when I tell you that I felt like Patrick fucking Bateman
It’s shit being a superhero when you know that the multiverse exists. You spend all day saving people, you’re tired, you want to go to bed, and right before you fall asleep someone says “The High Evolutionary is going to turn everyone on earth into a werewolf!” and every bone in your body says “Fucking. Maybe we can be the werewolf dimension. The Universe Where Everyone Is A Werewolf. There are infinite dimensions where everyone isn’t a werewolf. It could be fine. It could be good even.”
And you fight the High Evolutionary and you win and your world isn’t the Werewolf Dimension. But the thought was there. God the thought was there
Meeting genuine adults that think legal = good, illegal = bad is so bizarre, like bro not even the law itself agrees that that is a good ethical framework
💔 My Family is Starved and Trapped in Gaza, Please Help Them Reach Safety 💔
My family evacuation campaign has been VETTED by @el-shab-hussein and @nabulsi #151 on the spreadsheet of Vetted Gaza Fundraisers List
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As of 20/05/2025, we are at 89% of our goal thanks to your support.
From my place here in Ireland, I am the only hope for my large family trapped in Gaza, but that hope is fading fast without your continued support.
Family is everything to me. I could NEVER imagine life without them. Without my elderly parents, without my sweet nieces and nephews. When I evacuated Gaza, I did so with one mission: to sustain and save my family. They are still enduring unimaginable horrors under constant bombardment, running for their lives from one place to another.
We have reached 89% of our goal thanks to your incredible generosity.
I cannot thank you enough. Your support is literally helping me save lives. You are giving my family a chance at survival, and giving me hope.
But I still need your help.
Nothing is more excruciating than watching a genocide unfold in your homeland while your loved ones are trapped inside it. If that would not traumatize you, what would?
Israel has made its intentions terrifyingly clear: a full-scale invasion, mass displacement to the south, and likely forced expulsion from Gaza. This is not speculation. It is already happening:
Airstrikes. Starvation. Mass killing. No one is safe.
I can NOT sit here and only pray. I MUST act, and I need your help to do it.
I am appealing to you again:
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