the Sockhop beneath your Bed

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　it's me it's randy!　 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ bi || genderfluid || polyamorous e/em/eirs between the ages of 25 and 35

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[beardedmrbean]

[maxwellmcgrath]

remember when mattel released a t-rex extroyer toy that vomited its own skeleton for no apparent reason

[segamascott]

wdym for no apparent reason it's because it's awesome

[spamton]

cooking my husband a delicious and nutricious breakfast consisting of lead pipes and

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[spamton]

idont remmeber what the rest of the post was going to say. use your impregnation i dont care

[spamton]

you get what i mean.

[free-post-store]

$0

[spamton]

[ironmyrmidon]

When the AI bubble pops, the demand for computing power will fall much more quickly than the supply. For a brief window, we will have an amazing digital surplus.

[messygoku]

for all of you:

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[dragonpyre]

[dogpuppy]

[infectiouspiss]

girls night we're on our bullshittttt

[infectiouspiss]

girls night we're on our bullshittttt

[infectiouspiss]

girls night we're on our bullshittttt

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[caecilius-est-pater]

[oceantoyz]

[latinotiktok]

[ary-is-a-femboy]

why is Uruguay the same. they didnt change Uruguay. thats just Uruguay this doesn't make any sense

[latinotiktok]

uruguay isnt gay enough for you?

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

im going through my skyrim screenshot folder

[han-j1]

Who names their character Susan

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

I’m poisoning an enchanted crossbow, which I gave a nickname to so I wouldn’t accidentally sell it. The name of the weapon is “delicious quinoa, Susan”.