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how to get over somebody

You guys don't even word these as questions anymore. You treat me like bitch google.

croaker are you aware how gorgeous your eyes are??? ive never seen such a beautiful case of central heterochromia before

Actually, my eyes look like that because I have a very rare disease. It is called Alexandria's Genesis.

themuppetarchives

Hello.

You may call me The Archivist.

Recently, I found myself being called to the muppetverse, specifically the online and offline spaces occupied by The Muppet Joker, also known as The Croaker, and his proclaimed brotherhood.

I have made this blog to document and investigate this...occurrence. This phenomenon seems to be linked with greater occult forces, and it is my charge as the Archivist to record, preserve, and organize the legacy of these dread powers.

I am not, nor do I intend to become, and active player in this drama. I am merely a humble observer. A historian. A researcher. A ceaseless watcher of the Fear in the Felt.

Welcome to the Muppet Archives.

I intend to organize and archive the current information, but this is...an ongoing situation and therefore requires constant surveillance. As such, I hope that those of you who are also watching, or better yet are active participants of the Brotherhood or its rivals, submit your statements about what you have observed, heard, or otherwise bore witness to.

Please be sure to somehow indicate your identity in a way unique to you (be it name, an emoji sign off, etc) so that your statement may be properly catalogued.

STATEMENT ENDS.

vioyume

I can finally splash sand into God's eyes.

ohara-n-brown

Watching the new Try Guys video, I can rest easy at night knowing that the moment Eungene found out about all this, he must’ve went fucking OFF at Ned.

Look at his face that entire video. And this is days later. I can’t even imagine how furious he was in the moment, for all of them, for Ariel and their kids. He must’ve tore into him.

God Bless Eugene Lee Yang.