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#reblob #i got the ballpit #yeah makes sense

I honestly just need someone in my life I can talk to about my fairy lore and them being excited about it and taking notes and asking questions and giving ideas and just having the same energy as me about things.. I just need another me in my life..

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qt-3point1four-deactivated20200

Here, put this candy in your annoying mouth and shut the fuck up.

bonifidebaritone

They’re like adult pacifiers

angryschnauzer

Same thing was done in Brighton where people were given kitkats as they leave nightclubs because you need both hands to eat them, plus obvs eating.

Other cities would also have mounted police on horses patrolling the streets. Nothing to do with needing to add police presence, they realised drunk people see a horse and go “Ooh Horsies” and stroke the horse. It would distract people from fighting in queues for taxis.

modmad

I have witnessed the horse thing in action! for a short amount of time I went clubbing regularly, and being the only person who hated the taste of alcohol I usually just ended up observing the behaviour of the native drunk wildlife, like some sort of Jane Goodall of inebriated students. It was educational.

By far one of the best nights was out in Cardiff, and when we left the club there was, indeed, a horsie and the absolutely immediate, instinctual response of the first dozen people to leave the club (and therefore the first to see this) was to form a group around the door to tell everyone who was leaving the whole pack going shhshshhsh there’s. there’s A HORSIE don’t. don’t make a noise don’t scare the horsie :’( and everyone leaving the club INSTANTLY quieted the fuck down like even the ones who were fight-me-im-drunk drunk got calmly surpressed by their friends and redirected their energy. Many people did go and pet the horsie who was clearly very well trained and the whole thing was thoroughly impressive and really very moving :’D

#reblob #amazing

45percenterthen

cosmetic surgery is yassifed taxidermy for alive things

paperplanechemtrails

#reblob

normal-horoscopes

Roomate sent me this image of our fridge with the text "Agatha of Sicily"

irrationalbalids

Hold on let me Google something

irrationalbalids

Yeah this is funny

#reblob

genderoutlaws

is it possible to be transsexual (with a very literal interpretation of the word) but not transgender? like if a cis woman wanted to have a penis but didn't want to be a guy?

i mean slay honestly