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#There's so much porn on my dash why.#I'm just sitting in Dirk's office but whyy.

The perfect amount of Pop Punk.

#There's a snake on my neck.#snakes -

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Sometimes I like to scream for no reason.

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #IT'S 8 IN THE MORNING

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Oh, dang. Do you have an elevator? Or maybe a fire escape. Those are usually not as much of a pain to navigate down through. Or I guess you could always just somersault all the way down the stairs.

I know, right??? God.

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Yeah, there's an elevator, I can just take that.

Somersaults down the stairs. Breaks my neck. Nice!

#neck trauma -#Yeah!#I get injured a lot but normally I look cool so.#Flexes.#Gonna kick an ass one day.#I can kick some asses but not Dirk's ass yet.#Yet...#Soon.

People being tall more like who gave you permission,

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You could always slide down the banister if you can manage to balance on it right and not topple off.

That apparently seems to be a universal thing. What’s even up with that? It’s not fair. Like, okay, I’d understand if he was just like, six foot something, people are all that tall sometimes, but eight feet is just ridiculous. Fuck.

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By downstairs I mean like, multiple levels of this huge ass building and it's kind of impossible to slide down any banisters. x^K

All Sawtooths are fucking huge and I, personally, am offended. Who said that was okay.

#I used to be good at it when I was still an android but that was one of the things I lost when I shifted to human.#Along with a lot of my languages? Hoo boy.#It's alright though. I'm relearning and Dirk also teaches me things while he's kicking my ass.#So that's cool.#I get so fucking riled when we fight though like it's ridiculously fun.

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The following him downstairs sounds like the easier idea, go for that one.

I’m glad to hear that! :^) He’s so precious.

I know that feeling. How much taller is he than you? :? Since it’s usually taller people who do the squishing. Which is horrible, they’re already so much higher up and it’s a mess when they end up tangling their limbs in the blankets. However, they can reach top cabinets and it’s kind of funny seeing them accidentally hit their head on things, so I guess they’re not all bad.

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I'm gonna. But then also, stairs.

He's not really taller than me by much but he's way more jacked than I am. You know who is taller than me? And everyone ever? Sawtooth. Fuck.

#YEAH I strife willingly because I need to be The Best but Dirk always kicks my ass because he's been at it longer.#I will so send you a picture.#Just kicked my boyfriend's ass lmao txt it.#Now we're probably gonna bang ttyl.

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#FUck.#Me.

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