norman reedus and the funky fetus

I'm Maxcie, a messy bi trans gal and I hate capitalism she/they

[buildanaltarwhereitswells]

[smokinghorse]

just had a really good mango it was so good that i had to illustrate how it made me feel afterwards.

[stratfender]

op’s tags are so fucking important to me

[enjoylentgreen]

[darkestbrook]

I hope they pirated Minecraft on those computers. I think Rocky would like it

[kosmogrl]

[glowingghosty]

[schakira]

whats that story about this dude that really wanted to have sex with a clown and get a pie to the face while climaxing

[iszyjfry]

I heard every time he bounced on it, it squeaked.

[schakira]

wait i found the story actually [link 1] [link 2]

[cor-infernum]

LOVE WINS 🥳🤡🥧

[wizardshark]

sure this is a funny story because clowns but also this really is a beautiful moment of human connection

[catchymemes]

[memewhore]

[weaver-z]

I think that the Hamilton musical is objectively the funniest thing that could happen to that man's memory. Imagine dying of a gunshot wound infection in 1804 and learning from the afterlife that tweenage girls in 2017 are drawing thousands upon thousands of images of you making out with your fellow congressmen because someone wrote a 2-hour rap opera about you. I like to imagine that Hamilton found a monkey's paw and wished to leave a legacy, and this is what it did to him.

[happiebirdie]

you don't control who lives who dies who tells your story

[pansyfemme]

i love headcanoning old men as ftm. like considering fandom loves to equate being transmasc to being young no one will probably agree with me but i look into his eyes and see the wisdom only a post-menopausal man could provide

[asaltysquid]

[marxism-transgenderism]

He says this to jesse

[breakingbadheratigeposts]

breaking bad heritage post

[selkiewizard]

Me reading a recipe that in no way requires crispy chili oil: the crispy chili oil is implied

[sadscruffy]

2/2

Comic is based on snippets of dialogue from the fanfic in ao3 "the night is an ocean (the stars are it's fleet" by @iwillwalk500miles

[rainecreatesstuff]

Eva Stratt really did bring a nervous shaking dog into a room full of wolves and said everybody clap for him or I’ll blow this whole building up. Absolutely nobody is doing it like her. Captain of the Pathetic Little Guy Club.

[gazpachoandbooks]

Book Rocky: okay so I thought of this really cool design for a ball I could move around in so I wouldn't die in your atmosphere bc I reaaally want to see your ship, but I wouldn't want to impose. Would it be OK if I took a look around, question?

Book Grace: OF COURSE!!! I want to show you human technology! Lemme just go tide up real fast.

Film Grace: what the fuck are you doing in a ball

Film Rocky: didn't you hear?? We're roomies now. Why do you live in a dumpster, question?

Film Grace: you can't just say "we're roomies now"

Film Rocky: *holding up a sign that says "I CAN DO WHAT I WANT, STATEMENT"* sounds like a you problem. Let's make me a room I'm not going to live in this fucking mess

[copperpipes]

I didn't find it so I made it myself

[woodsywarbler]

fish fear Rocky, statement.

[cjbee]

Red string of fate (astrophage)

This has become part 3 a three part project- see other parts here:

1. 2. 3.

[queenbruv]

one thing from project hail mary the book that i really wish theyd made clear in the movie is that when grace makes the decision to save rocky instead of go back to earth, he is prepared to die. like i understand why the movie had to cut a lot from the book for pacing and it wasnt exactly necessary to include the whole sub-subplot where rocky and grace figure out that there is nothing on erid that is safe for humans to consume, but it would have been worth a passing mention at some point, because grace goes back for rocky knowing that even if rocky takes him to erid, he will still die there, because there is nothing he can eat. the only reason he survives is by eating taumoeba, which is a solution rocky comes up with only after grace saves him and admits to him that he came to his rescue fully prepared to die.

the movie really breezes past rocky's rescue and the time skip, and it never explains why choosing to save rocky is so monumental in the first place: it answers the central question grace is grappling with for the whole movie. "who would i die for?" he doesn't just go back for rocky because it's the right thing to do. he sacrifices himself to save rocky. he is ready to die if it means rocky will live.