norman reedus and the funky fetus

I'm Maxcie, a messy bi trans gal and I hate capitalism she/they

[sluicer]

[fuckinkfruious]

@alemonleaf on IG

[mimi-maru]

[evvergreen]

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[buildanaltarwhereitswells]

[smokinghorse]

just had a really good mango it was so good that i had to illustrate how it made me feel afterwards.

[catstrat]

op’s tags are so fucking important to me

[enjoylentgreen]

[darkestbrook]

I hope they pirated Minecraft on those computers. I think Rocky would like it

[kosmogrl]

[glowingghosty]

[schakira]

whats that story about this dude that really wanted to have sex with a clown and get a pie to the face while climaxing

[iszyjfry]

I heard every time he bounced on it, it squeaked.

[schakira]

wait i found the story actually [link 1] [link 2]

[cor-infernum]

LOVE WINS 🥳🤡🥧

[wizardshark]

sure this is a funny story because clowns but also this really is a beautiful moment of human connection

[catchymemes]

[memewhore]

[weaver-z]

I think that the Hamilton musical is objectively the funniest thing that could happen to that man's memory. Imagine dying of a gunshot wound infection in 1804 and learning from the afterlife that tweenage girls in 2017 are drawing thousands upon thousands of images of you making out with your fellow congressmen because someone wrote a 2-hour rap opera about you. I like to imagine that Hamilton found a monkey's paw and wished to leave a legacy, and this is what it did to him.

[happiebirdie]

you don't control who lives who dies who tells your story

[pansyfemme]

i love headcanoning old men as ftm. like considering fandom loves to equate being transmasc to being young no one will probably agree with me but i look into his eyes and see the wisdom only a post-menopausal man could provide

[asaltysquid]

[marxism-transgenderism]

He says this to jesse

[breakingbadheratigeposts]

breaking bad heritage post

[selkiewizard]

Me reading a recipe that in no way requires crispy chili oil: the crispy chili oil is implied

[sadscruffy]

2/2

Comic is based on snippets of dialogue from the fanfic in ao3 "the night is an ocean (the stars are it's fleet" by @iwillwalk500miles

[rainecreatesstuff]

Eva Stratt really did bring a nervous shaking dog into a room full of wolves and said everybody clap for him or I’ll blow this whole building up. Absolutely nobody is doing it like her. Captain of the Pathetic Little Guy Club.

[gazpachoandbooks]

Book Rocky: okay so I thought of this really cool design for a ball I could move around in so I wouldn't die in your atmosphere bc I reaaally want to see your ship, but I wouldn't want to impose. Would it be OK if I took a look around, question?

Book Grace: OF COURSE!!! I want to show you human technology! Lemme just go tide up real fast.

Film Grace: what the fuck are you doing in a ball

Film Rocky: didn't you hear?? We're roomies now. Why do you live in a dumpster, question?

Film Grace: you can't just say "we're roomies now"

Film Rocky: *holding up a sign that says "I CAN DO WHAT I WANT, STATEMENT"* sounds like a you problem. Let's make me a room I'm not going to live in this fucking mess