Conversations Between Heterosexual Bro Pals, Louis and Harry
Louis: Hey man, look at my sweet new dagger tattoo!
Harry: Aw no, dude! You know it kind of matches my rose. It is in like the same exact place and style and everything. That even looks like my handwriting next to it.
Louis: Dang, I didn't even realize that.
Niall: Louis, you know people have been telling you on Twitter for over a year to get a dagger to prove your undying love for Harry. They are going to take this as confirmation that Larry is real.
Louis and Harry: Nooooo! Not again!
Harry: Bro, let me play for you my new song, "Sweet Creature." It is about my mom's cat. *plays Sweet Creature*
Louis: Um... Harry... you know we lived together, right. And I wrote a song called "Home."
Louis: I love your song about Taylor Swift.
Louis: Can you please just confirm it is about her, though. People think it is about me.
Harry: Naw. The song is self-explanatory!
Harry: Louis! Come do arts and crafts with me!
*Harry and Louis make animals out of construction paper and Elmer's glue*
Harry: Oh no! I got glue on my crotch.
Louis: Oh no! Me too! What a coincidence!
Harry: Oh, time to go to our meet and greet.
Louis: Cool, bro. I want to sit next to you so we can discuss the best way to dispel these Larry rumors.
Harry: Hey Lou, can I give you a bro job?
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