[charlataninred]

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

[meraarts]

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

[eater-of-hopes-and-dreams]

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

[blitzlowin]

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)

The Monster of Sentan

The Witch’s Cat

Raise Both Children

Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)

Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)

My Arch Nemesis Cynthia

Pirates and Mermaid

Eindred and the Witch

The Demon King

The Cornerwitch

Grandmother Beetroot

Apocalypse Daycare Worker

Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon

New Year Saga

A Story About Changelings

Ranger in the King’s Forest

The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit

Goblin Men (Canines)

[charlataninred]

I am in love with you /p

[inkvoices]

Adding Faceblind Prince Charming and Cinderella

[inkvoices]

21. The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

22. The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

[lightningladybug]

adding the Doctors Without Borders one

[inkvoices]

I LOVE tumblr storytime, so here’s a bunch more your weekend reading. Enjoy!

24. The Queen with Three Cursed Children

25. Tiny Dragon with one coin hoard

26. Haunted house

27. Shark hero was about to go rogue

28. Grandma lives in the woods comic

29. A Different Aftermath comic

30. Battery (microstory but I love it so much)

31. It’s A Date comic

32. Supervillian kidnaps rival’s kid and they want to stay

33. Narrative Town

34. I have been hired to clean the wizard tower comic

35. Robot Apocalypse

36. The Statues That Do Not Weather

37. Kushiel

38. Tooth Fairy

39. Alien abduction

40. Felonious wish-granting

41. When humans met actual space orcs

42. Space cousins

[dannnnnnnnnnnnex]

WAIT REBLOG THIS VERSION INSTEAD

[unlikelycupcaketrash]

“a lifetime of breathtaking scenery is in store” thank you fortune cookie, it is green outside and raining sideways

[unlikelycupcaketrash]

powers out we gotta shit by candlelight now, lest i use my phone flashlight and drain battery faster

[unlikelycupcaketrash]

“a lifetime of breathtaking scenery is in store” thank you fortune cookie, it is green outside and raining sideways

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 1

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 19 hours 35 minutes

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Reminder if they tie that means they kiss and both move forward

[unlikelycupcaketrash]

THIS IS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYINGGGGGG

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 1

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 19 hours 35 minutes

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Reminder if they tie that means they kiss and both move forward

[quiteliterallyhotsauce]

me remembering i have a name and body and people know me:

[cougar3214]

@unlikelycupcaketrash do me be alive?

[unlikelycupcaketrash]

do you thinks?

[cougar3214]

currently unsure

[unlikelycupcaketrash]

then currently half-am

[cougar3214]

half alive?

[unlikelycupcaketrash]

unsure alive

[gravitybrawls]

in what episode of phineas and ferb does it say that the tri state area includes new jersey?

"tristate area" Can include new jersey and they never specify so for my purposes it is the tristate area that includes new jersey

[unlikelycupcaketrash]

uh so it can be new jersey but this guy has a lot of batshit theories that make a lot of sense and triangulated it to be the great salt lakes (not like, officially canon but in my heart of hearts. also it’d be really funny if everything phineas and ferb were doing was completely legal)

[quiteliterallyhotsauce]

me remembering i have a name and body and people know me:

[cougar3214]

@unlikelycupcaketrash do me be alive?

[unlikelycupcaketrash]

do you thinks?

[cougar3214]

currently unsure

[unlikelycupcaketrash]

then currently half-am

[satan-offical]

someone came up to me and my transmasc friend trying to sell us newspapers and called us "Ladies" I was so infuriated I didn't let them finish their sentence and I just went "No." and walked away with them

[quiteliterallyhotsauce]

me remembering i have a name and body and people know me:

[cougar3214]

@unlikelycupcaketrash do me be alive?

[unlikelycupcaketrash]

do you thinks?

[piedpip3rrr]

Who the hell is this loser in my house

Bonus :)

[nikaserb]

it's nice to draw in the magma again😔🙏🙏

[nealashitposts]

I cant go to my local libary anymore because last year when I stopped by a librarian was reading a book I wrote under a pen name years ago. This book sold under 10k copies and I've literally only heard people talk about this book online *if* I went looking for it so I went up to them and tried to start a conversation like "oh hey I've heard of that book is it good?" Like hoping for some real feedback and she goes "yeah I love reading things by queer writers" and in a moment of terror I was like "oh but- hold on, I thought the author was some old hetero white guy?!" A thing I thought because I used my own dead grandpa's picture for the author pic because grandpa never had internet. I fake looked it up and was like "yeah if he was queer its not public?" And without looking up this absolute unit goes "oh the author bio is obviously fake. I'd bet my left leg the author is a west coast millennial non-binary queer who has never lived on the east coast." And then proceeded to rattle off a dozen linguistic flourishes that are specfic to the pacific northwest that are in the book and several that are nearly ubiquitous in the state where I said my pen name lives that are somehow completely absent from the book.

So you know. Got read for fifth and didn't even find out if she liked it.

[chio-chan2]

I wish I had the power to make the Phineas and Ferb tag trend again

[chio-chan2]

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

No no I’m pretty sure a mysterious force controls it

[kaysdenofchaos]

TMNT Multiverse: Crossover

Lmao finally finished this poster design

Hopefully the posters get shipped in time wah,,,,,

[nurssieee]

something i still think about after like three years is that someone on twitter said that 2003 Leo would HATE Rise Leo. which is a fascinating take to me. do i personally disagree with that? yeah. i think if they met there would be a lot of complicated feelings on both ends, it probably wouldn't be sunshine and rainbows right off the bat, but i dont think any hate for the other would be intense enough to make itself known.

the only scenario i can think of where there would be some hatred is if you stuck post-Exodus/early s4 03 Leo with pre-movie Rise Leo together on a stressful, high stakes mission. watch as rise manages to push every one of 03's buttons and gets drop kicked to New Jersey within the first ten minutes of meeting

[nurssieee]

ALSO. i think 03 Leo would find rise Leo's puns HILARIOUS. the Mad Dogs are aghast when one of Leo's abysmal one liners makes the alt dimension's cool responsible leader lose his shit.

you cant possibly believe that the same turtle who said "you guys look tired... HAVE A SEAT!!" and threw chairs at enemies during a fight would be able to genuinely dislike the punny one liner guy. you are insane

[unlikelycupcaketrash]

op you can’t leave this in the tags

i just- rise getting cartoonishly punted to jersey and just. portaging back.

it’s absolutely frying me

[nurssieee]

something i still think about after like three years is that someone on twitter said that 2003 Leo would HATE Rise Leo. which is a fascinating take to me. do i personally disagree with that? yeah. i think if they met there would be a lot of complicated feelings on both ends, it probably wouldn't be sunshine and rainbows right off the bat, but i dont think any hate for the other would be intense enough to make itself known.

the only scenario i can think of where there would be some hatred is if you stuck post-Exodus/early s4 03 Leo with pre-movie Rise Leo together on a stressful, high stakes mission. watch as rise manages to push every one of 03's buttons and gets drop kicked to New Jersey within the first ten minutes of meeting