ed’s crew: fighting for their lives, sawing off izzy’s leg
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ed’s crew: fighting for their lives, sawing off izzy’s leg
stede’s crew:
This is the definition of Chaotic Evil.
oh it’s perfect in every way
I absolutely hate it
You’ve seen rube goldberg, now try rude goldberg
This is an attack on me personally
I laughed for 10 minutes straight.
this might be the coolest thing I’ve EVER seen.
Haha, Im in danger :)
for anyone who wishes to live vicariously (from r/nuclearrevenge)
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.
The auditor said, “Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m not sure the IRS finds that believable.”
“I’m a great gambler, and I can prove it,” says Grandpa. “How about a demonstration?”
The auditor thinks for a moment and said, “Okay. Go ahead.”
Grandpa says, “I’ll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.”
The auditor thinks a moment and says, “It’s a bet.”
Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor’s jaw drops.
Grandpa says, “Now, I’ll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.”
Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn’t blind, so he takes the bet. Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.
The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa’s attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
“Want to go double or nothing?” Grandpa asks. “I’ll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.”
The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there’s no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.
Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can’t make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he ends up urinating all over the auditor’s desk.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But Grandpa’s own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.
“Are you okay?” the auditor asks.
“Not really,” says the attorney. “This morning, when Grandpa told me he’d been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you’d be happy about it!”
Can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person?
What the fuck is this game about
skeleton of cave bear in Bears Cave, Romania
wonder why it’s called that
This sent me down a massive historical rabbit hole, but, long story short: it’s called Romania because there were once Romans there.
do you have any facts about spain?
Life is Spain. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
Danny: *Destroys all moving boxes with the fury only a sleepless, overworked hero/vigilante could have*
College Roommate #1: "Danny, why do you hate boxes so much?"
Danny, seriously: "I want to keep the Box Ghost away."
CR1: "The ... box ... ghost?"
Danny: *Nods* "The Box Ghost."
CR1: "Ookaay."
College Roommate #2: "He's fuckin weird."
<(-Later-)>
CR2, who had kept some boxes to torment Danny with later: "A MAN WITH OVERALLS IS YELLING ABOUT BOXES IN OUR DORM ROOM"
CR1, panicked: "What?!"
Danny, annoyed: "The fucking Box Ghost, goddammit!"
CR1: "HES REAL?!"
CR2: "HES GOT SO MANY WHERE DID THEY EVEN COME FROM?!?!"
I legit just found out I have Aphantasia bc of something you reblogged 😵💫
I'm glad I could help! Like, it really changed the way I looked at things when I learned about it. I still go to my friends like, "wait, when people say X they mean that literally?!" It's just like a constant mind-blowing when I realize how literal people are with some things. And since I learned about it, I've met other people who also didn't know about it until now. (Completely anecdotally) It seems more common than a lot of people would think, it's just so unknown that a lot of people don't even know to say they have it.