[stoarchive-deactivated20130521]

whenever I get sad, I just think about dan from florida

thanks, dan

[just-shower-thoughts]

The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell their body parts for money.

[hobbesdeep]

[sookylibs]

[shakespork]

i love it when youre drinking citrus drinks and you cant feel your tongue and your entire face starts sweating its so cleansing

[shakespork]

my doctor said im allergic to citrus

[animatedtext]

requested by gracelesslion

[rejected-transboy]

Why does he look like that

[mitski-miyawakis]

[circlemidnight]

[substatic-deactivated20160505]

[porn4angels]

my insta!!!

[charlesoberonn]

Apparently the current proposed name of the hypothetical ninth planet is Persephone which is such a good name I’m mad I didn’t think of it.

[charlesoberonn]

Allow me to explain why it’s such a great name:

It pays homage to Pluto, previously known as the ninth planet, since Persephone was Pluto/Hades’s wife in Greek Mythology

It helps make up for the gender inequality in the names of planets, since Venus is the only other planet named after a woman

If it exists, it’d be the coldest planet in the Solar System, and in Greek Mythology, it was Persephone’s time spent in the underworld that caused winter

[darkbluemint]

I’m into this

[swan2swan]

I can’t believe none of the reasons were “It’s what Pluto would want.”

[alexkablob]

#if he can’t be a planet at least his wife can

[vintage-lesbiann]

I started out as a tomboy and ended up being a lesbian

[brok3n-bones]

Visit Original Link

[futchcassidy]

#hozier is lesbian

[lovlae]

he completely changed the feel of it how magical

[curtains-of-beef]

i paused my ASMR for this… damn worth it. 

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you press the clitoris and the g-spot at the same time the vagina takes a screenshot

[just-shower-responses]

HEY WHAT

[deathtokillian]

If you can find them both

[kipplekipple]

“I don’t want to die, I just don’t want to exist any more” sounds mild if you’ve never experienced it, but it is in fact a horrible, violent way to feel.

[flyngdream]

[0-425-deactivated20150120]

phone camera vs film camera

[lemonfarm]

Holy shet

[parakeet]

[firesigh-deactivated20181118]

this has the aura of being funny but i genuinely have no idea what the fuck any of them are saying

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

bööls of wa’ah