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mattie | 24 | they/them

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[gandalfsbignaturals]

what if instead of paying companies to delete our info off of databases periodically we like. idk. passed a law that said companies couldnt do that anymore. and set up some kind of task force to disband all the companies that do that. thatd be cool

[thememedaddy]

[angelicguy]

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

[cherrydanish]

a picture that’s worth a thousand words

[gamechangershow]

who did this

[gamechangershow]

hello???

[samreich]

choose your fighter

[gamechangershow]

Paul Rodeo-clown-o

[requiem-on-water]

by Christian Spencer

[fyanimaldiversity]

A beautiful grey American crow (Corvus brachyrhynchos) [x]

[saffronlesbian]

[id: two photos of an american crow with a mutation that makes its feathers a soft smoky grey instead of the usual deep black. in the first photo it is foraging in some dry grass next to a smaller crow who has the usual black feathers. in the second photo it is perched on a fir tree branch. /end id.]

[onsuchsmallthingstheworldturns]

Galavant (2015) Complete Series : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

Sitcom, Comedy, Parody, Adventure, Musical, FantasyA musical comedy adventure featuring a knight on a quest for love who helps a childish ki

All the episodes of Galavant are on the Internet Archive!

[sanguine-squid]

where is any higher quality version of this image

[satellites-halo]

can't find anything other than this which has maybe 5 extra pixels

[sergal]

[solitairie]

now dance fucker dance man he never had a chance

[girlnumbers]

aauuauauuuhahauaauhahHh euehhgah gweyeyhhhhhahhh nnnhnmnggjannm

[marseny]

[Image is a kitten laying with its head face down between its paws]

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[pangur-and-grim]

the club moss I got for my terrarium is dying, despite being lovingly packed into organic soil with oven-fried leaf litter and bioactive springtails and isopods, and meanwhile in my fridge my fuck ass onions are sending out bright green shoots as happy as could be in their cold dark box of fucking nothing

[pangur-and-grim]

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

[kholdseid]

[sighinastorm]

As dandelions to sidewalks, so onions to refrigerators.

[the-haiku-bot]

As dandelions

to sidewalks, so onions to

refrigerators.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[idkitsartman]

This is very stupid but it’s genuinely what I think about every time I consider skipping dinner after work

Edit: legit did not realize that senshis fighting for his life in the sexyman polls but I’m very happy to be spreading pro senshi propaganda

[satan-offical]

Isn't it funny when

Woah

Hey

Did you see that? What the fuck.

[needsmoreexplosions]

so raise your glass if you are Long. in all the right ways