I regret no(every)thing

  ~Kade/Tobi~?bigender?~pan without a plan~vindictive~what am I even doing with my life anymore~ He/She pronouns idc~  

[89thalice]

gender roles can suck on this sweet ass

[no-chill-at-all]

The original basic bitches

[imamisfittoy]

Where-my-hug-at-Gaston

I’m fydthinpjgdehbfghb

[littletitsbigheart-deactivated2]

I can’t lmao

[crustingtacos]

talks to IKEA dishes….lmao

[peachtea-whiskey]

Tag yourself. I’m the stripper heels at a formal event

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[kixgbear]

Shiddd

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

[manynamedshe]

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

[glamhoeour-deactivated20251207]

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

[venusians]

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

[thetenderpassion]

[tobiasxva-deactivated20170810]

Roast the fuck out of them. Being family doesn’t mean you ever have to be okay with that shit.

[gender-evil-rose]

*slow clapping at the dad*

[peep-toe-shoes-deactivated20200]

I always reblog this.

[unnecessary-potato]

What I’m thankful for.

I’m thankful that I’ve been hungry so I can appreciate when I’m full. I’m thankful that I’ve been homeless so I can appreciate every roof over my head. I’m thankful that I’ve gone through so much, because every day, every choice makes me who I am. Every event shapes me for better or worse. Especially the people.

What I am most thankful for this year (and every year) are my closest friends. They’re my everything even if we don’t talk as much as we’d all like to. When we are finally able to talk it’s like we didn’t miss a beat, as if we’ve talked every day leading up to it. I love my friends more than anything else. My soul is truly, deeply, in love with theirs. They keep me sane, keep me grounded. I couldn’t have made up better people in my head if I tried. I will always be there for them and I know they’d do anything for me, even if my mind makes me think otherwise. I would be so lost without them. My darling friends. I don’t know what I’d do or where I’d be without them. Without them supporting me and being there for me when I was just a few shards of a person lying on the floor. 

I am thankful for them today, and every day. And always will be.

( @pdaful @jaspkaylock @braiding-his-hair)

[sovietnam]

[wizcoylifa]

R E T U R N    T O    T H E     D E P T H S

[this-isnt-my-bra]

Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”

[lolodapsycho-deactivated2017030]

HOLY SHIT

[mamoru]

one time we had a sub that was handing back papers and called my name. I asked if someone could grab it for me and she started mocking me for not even standing up. taunting me asking why I was not walking up to the front to get the paper myself.

my classmates went dead silent and after the sub’s laughter ended someone informed her that the wheelchair parked nearby belonged to me

[silver-rayn123-deactivated20181]

I had a sub in English once, on presentation day. And everyone goes up and does their thing, and then its my turn. The whole time im stuttering and mixing up my words, having to stop and re-say my sentences. The rest of the class is used to this and claps. However, by the time its over, the teacher is 100% done.

Starts saying horrible thing about how im going to have to get over my ‘fear of public speaking’ and how she’s heard 8 year olds give better presentations (plus worse things but I don’t really member them). By then im in tears and on the brink of a panic attack, and then she starts telling me off for crying The rest of the class is horrified. Then this boy stands up. He never been my friend and we never really got along, but he’d never bullied me. He told her in a pissed off, cold voice that in freshmen year I got a concussion and that I never really recovered from it, so all that was medical related and I couldn’t help it. Then he starts telling her off and the rest of the class joins him.   The teacher is mortified and tries to cover her ass, but the whole class walked out and that boy took me by the shoulders and we all walked to the principles office and told him what had happened. Lets just say she isn’t teaching anymore. Also, turns out that boy had a sister like me, who couldn’t really speak. We’ve been best friends for 8 years and i’ll be his best woman at his wedding next year.  The moral is that Teachers, even subs, and adults shouldn’t scold kids before knowing the whole story, because shit like that can fuck up kids self-esteem for the rest of their life. 

[quixylvre]

When I was thirteen, I had to have spinal surgery. When my doctor said I was allowed to attend school again, he said I had to use a wheelchair when on school grounds. My first day back at school, my special-ed teacher had put up a banner in her classroom that read, “There is no elevator to success. You must take the stairs.” I asked what that meant regarding my wheelchair, and she gave me detention for “disrespecting her authority”. The next week she gave us a homework assignment to design a poster that could potentially be used as a Public Service Advertisement. On the due-date, I handed this in.

My special-ed teacher was fucking OUTRAGED. She wanted me expelled for ridiculing her authority in front of the other students. The principal proclaimed my work to be “a masterpiece of satirical genius” and vetoed the special-ed teacher’s attempt to expel me.

[chaotic-carnifex]

Reblogging this post yet again, this time for the masterpiece of satirical genius. Hope the teacher got in trouble.

[89thalice]

fellas is it gay to

[clarityshade]

I’m crying y’all…..

https://twitter.com/ShaunKing/status/829562422528704512

[fish-with-a-knife]

faq on how to help

Official Standing Rock Sioux Tribe DAPL Donation Fund through PayPal

Sacred Stone Legal Defense Fund

Volunteer to help Sacred Stone Camp if you have legal or media skills. Email [email protected], or phone [phone].

[princxssluci2]

Fucking spread this like wildfire.

[melyzard]

Seriously? You wait until half the country is on fire and the other half being blown away/drowned to just sneak over to the ONE SPOT not currently besieged by weather to screw over the tribes?

This is like a lame supervillain from Captain Planet, except there is no Captain Planet.

[o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0]

[monasticmonkey]

tag urself dissociation version 

[makeupaddictsanonymous]

[browsedankmemes]

Potential? via /r/MemeEconomy http://ift.tt/2xpWI1n

[horrorandhalloween]

[shortvideosandstuff]

[legalizememes]

[litterbot]

Scientists discover most relaxing tune ever

Sound therapists and Manchester band Marconi Union compiled the song. Scientists played it to 40 women and found it to be more effective at helping them relax than songs by Enya, Mozart and Coldplay. Weightless works by using specific rhythms, tones, frequencies and intervals to relax the listener. A continuous rhythm of 60 BPM causes the brainwaves and heart rate to synchronise with the rhythm: a process known as ‘entrainment’. Low underlying bass tones relax the listener and a low whooshing sound with a trance-like quality takes the listener into an even deeper state of calm.

[lesbianwisdom-deactivated202102]

JESUS CHRIST

[proudtobeinvisiable]

This really works.

[giascle]

When someone responds to a comment you made like 8 years ago but it’s not horribly embarrassing