[unoversi]

guess who has no motivation left for any new event threads and is just gonna go back to normal threads– this gal! 

any event threads I have right now will keep going, but I won’t be making any new ones! as I’m going back to regular plotting, this will be a a general plotter for Uno. if you like this post, that means you want to interact/found one of the thread ideas appealing and i’ll be messaging you about it!

potential relationships:

friends: yes please! Uno is very outgoing and charismatic, so this won’t be hard. he has a tight knit group of friends in prison, but he makes new ones fairly quickly. if you’re a fellow gambling lover, i’m sure he’ll love you! though, he’s the type to make friends with anyone.

enemies: harder to make, as Uno is surprisingly forgiving and quick to give second chances. however, if you’re mean to his friends, you’ll get on his shit list right away.

“family:” Uno is a true mother hen at heart, so odds are he’ll end up adopting you as a sibling some way or another. if you’re friends with him, he’ll definitely look after you

lovers: while he loves everyone, Uno has a weak spot for the ladies (and, lbr, strong men)! having been locked away for a while, Uno hasn’t had the time to date or do anything, really, so he’ll probably be on the look out!

thread ideas: (under cut)

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[katskii]

Things are heating up in the game room

[unoversi]

shouyoku‌:

      For someone who is seldom at a loss when it comes to her appearance, having someone actually compliment it without prompting is something she’s not ready for. Having that someone be, to her great distress, someone rather attractive in his own right makes it even more so. For a few long moments, she can only sputter, uncertain how to handle the situation at hand. But true to form, she retreats to what’s easiest for her– fake irritation, arrogance and redirection.            “Well of course I am! How can you expect to really appreciate someone like me from far off, huh?”           Gesturing at herself, she draws herself up straight, fingers brushing her skirt and expression haughty despite the color on her cheeks. The sensible part of her says that she should be a bit more wary, especially considering she doesn’t know this guy, but less sensible parts say that he’s probably harmless with an attitude like that– though she better than anyone should know that appearances can be deceiving. Even so, she’s not just going to give information out so easily, not without a reason to, and she crosses her arms, looking up at him with a surly expression.

          “I’ll tell you my name if you tell me yours. You can’t just go up to a girl and expect to be handed her info without even bothering to introduce yourself, you know!”

Uno allows himself a few short chuckles. seems he’d taken her by surprise! he was kind of used to it; his manner of flirting was rather forward and many people floundered for a proper response while he readied his next suave line. the desired effect was not lost on himself, either. as he watched her cheeks flush, a faint tinge of pink began to creep onto his own face, coloring pale cheekbones. something about her made his heart flutter and if she wanted to be a little feisty, he’d welcome it wholeheartedly.

he had a hunch she would be an interesting one and, well-- his hunches were never wrong.

“My bad. Guess I got too flustered and my manners went right out the window,” he recovers from his blunder quickly and gestures to himself as though he’s proud of something. himself, perhaps? “Name’s Uno. I’m 18, my blood type is A, I’m 5′10″, and it’s been a while since I’ve weighed myself so I can’t say that for sure.” obviously that was too much information, but hey! she can’t say he was withholding anything. “That suffice?”

[goodnightmemes]

Shit I’ve said to my cat; sentence starters

“What are you doing?”

“What did you knock over?”

“Don’t eat that!”

“What’s in your mouth? What do you have in your mouth?!?”

“Plastic isn’t food.”

“How did you get up there?”

“Are you stuck? You got yourself up there, you can get down.”

“I have to pee – can you move?”

“It’s so early, please stop.”

“I haven’t seen you in hours. Where were you hiding?”

“I know you’re trying to tell me something, I just don’t know what.”

“Don’t be mean! I’m just trying to love you!”

“You’re just the cutest thing ever.”

-points to mirror-  “That’s you!”

“I’m trying to take a picture of you, please stop moving.”

“You haven’t moved in hours.”

“How can you be such a bed hog? You’re so tiny!”

“You have the cutest nose.”

“Look at those feet-ies!”

“You’re like a gargoyle up there.”

“Don’t bite me, that’s rude.”

“You look so comfortable. I wish I could be that comfortable.”

“All you do is sleep and eat. That’s the life.”

“You are so lazy. You would not survive in the wild.”

“Could you blink, or something? You’re starting to freak me out.”

“Those squirrels look like they’re doing something shifty.”

- boops nose -

[unoversi]

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die." /bonespls yourescaringppl

“THAT SOUNDS AWFUL! WHAT KIND OF TERRIBLE COMEDY IS THAT, HUH?! YOU WANT ME TO DIE, YOU BASTARD?”

[toomuchtelly]

Ask Memes ;; Sass Edition

You can’t fight me, you’re miniature. 

Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug. 

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.

You know, it only takes four muscles to just extend your arm and bitchslap the twat. 

Congratulations on being an awful bitch who’s completely oblivious to the fact that everyone hates you. 

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

My business isn’t your business; so unless you’re my thong, don’t be up my arse. 

I may look calm, but in my head I’ve killed you three times already. 

I would retaliate against your snotty remark, but since you resemble a garden gnome, I’d say the joke is on you. 

I thought I saw your face on my newsfeed but it turns out it was just a picture of a potato.

You want to walk out of my life, there’s the door. Hell, I’ll even hold it open for you. 

I don’t do fashion, I am fashion. 

Somewhere out there there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breath. I think you owe it an apology. 

I’m only single because I’m too sassy for everyone.

Bitch please, have you seen me? I’m a princess. 

I think, therefore I’m single.

Life’s too short to bullshit.

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.

When in doubt, freak ‘em out.

I’d rather die my way than live yours.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

It’s simple, if it jiggles, it’s fat.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

[unoversi]

guess who has no motivation left for any new event threads and is just gonna go back to normal threads-- this gal! 

any event threads I have right now will keep going, but I won’t be making any new ones! as I’m going back to regular plotting, this will be a a general plotter for Uno. if you like this post, that means you want to interact/found one of the thread ideas appealing and i’ll be messaging you about it!

potential relationships:

friends: yes please! Uno is very outgoing and charismatic, so this won’t be hard. he has a tight knit group of friends in prison, but he makes new ones fairly quickly. if you’re a fellow gambling lover, i’m sure he’ll love you! though, he’s the type to make friends with anyone.

enemies: harder to make, as Uno is surprisingly forgiving and quick to give second chances. however, if you’re mean to his friends, you’ll get on his shit list right away.

“family:” Uno is a true mother hen at heart, so odds are he’ll end up adopting you as a sibling some way or another. if you’re friends with him, he’ll definitely look after you

lovers: while he loves everyone, Uno has a weak spot for the ladies (and, lbr, strong men)! having been locked away for a while, Uno hasn’t had the time to date or do anything, really, so he’ll probably be on the look out!

thread ideas: (under cut)

gamble with him! he’s down for anything: card games, billiards, darts, etc-- you don’t even have to gamble for money! he’s used to gambling for magazines and food in prison, so even something simple like that will make him super happy

he’s good at picking locks, so if you need something opened, he’ll probably do it for ya!

sometimes he needs help with his hair (its down to his ankles, after all!), so if you’re good with that kind of thing, feel free to help him with his usual braid or just running a brush through it

he’s very afraid of horror things so if you have a spooky muse or a muse who’s into that stuff, feel free to scare him or even help him try and overcome his fear!

now that he’s away from his friends, he’ll probably involve himself with things that remind him of them: finding good food, playing video games, or just trying to find some quiet time

Uno’s into fashion so...shopping trip?

in the same vein, he’s big on taking care of his appearance, so...self care day? face masks and hair treatments and manicures maybe? he’s always got his nails painted, so he’s good at it! he might need help painting dominant hand, though!

he’s not a HUGE fan of working out, but he’ll need a buddy to work out with nonetheless. he doesn’t want to get out of shape and his prison schedule was surprisingly good for him. gotta keep those muscles!

need some advice? he’s surprisingly good at it. or, if you just need someone to listen, he’s very supportive

feel free to hmu if you have any ideas of your own, as well!

[unoversi]

uchihacycs‌:

“…I wouldn’t doubt it. The concept of vampires and ghouls isn’t all that strange when you consider what we’re going through right now.”

“But all of this has to be fake. I mean, I’m not normally some type of fairy-person. I’m human!”

[unoversi]

“I know all this fairy tale shit is probably just to stir up some excitement, but that doesn’t mean vampires and ghouls and whatnot are real in the real world, right? .....Right?”

[cynegrim]

every time i thought uno was going to hug one of the children he didnt. if he wasnt in jail already id take him there myself HUG THOSE KIDS

[unoversi]

currant, silk, & cool grey

what’s something that absolutely disgusts your muse (can be a person, place, thing, ect)?

He has a silly hatred of boys he thinks are prettier than him? But, that’s not really disgust. He seems to have a healthy distaste for perverts and when people are mean to his friends, though.

does your muse care about appearances much? do they spend a lot of time on their own appearance, or do they just go with the flow each day?

He does! While less than some others, he puts a lot of effort into his own appearance. He’s extremely proud of his hair (which is down to his ankles!) and takes very good care of it; he even gets upset when people tug on it too hard. Uno takes care of his skin, too, and often does face masks in the morning. In terms of his body, he’s always been pretty fit, but the training and exercise they’re required to do in prison helps maintain muscle!

if your muse could ensure one thing for certain in their future to come, what would it be?

That his friends remain safe & happy. Uno’s friends mean everything to him and, due to literally spending every day of his life with them, it’s safe to say they’re pretty much his entire world. Seeing them upset or in harms way is extremely distressing to him, so ensuring their safety and happiness is a surefire way to ensure his own happiness.

Even if he doesn’t get to be happy in the future, he still hopes they can be.

[unoversi]

❛yes, i did beat him up and i will not apologize.❜

“Hey, if the guy had it comin’...then no apologies are necessary. What did he do, anyway? You did a number on him so it must’ve been bad, yeah?”

“Tell me all the hot gossip!”

[unoversi]

❛WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A “SUPER BIG GULP” CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN’T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.❜

he laughs at first. who would ever think about doing something so idiotic? then he remembers he has a friend who would probably do this without any supervision and his mood sobers considerably.

“Do you...do you need to go to the hospital or something?”

if not...well, he’ll probably still laugh about it later.

[unoversi]

❛there are certain moments where i consider you someone with brilliant ideas and a good future. this is not one of those moments.❜

“All those compliments go right down the drain when you learn I’m a criminal?” Uno has half a mind to actually be a little upset, but he just waves a hand dismissively.

“...Fair. Just remember who won all those games of poker in a row and bought you drinks with the prize money.”

[rpmernes-blog]

bad idea starters.

❛on a scale of one to ten… how illegal do you think doing this is?❜

❛okay, but, consider this: i don’t care. i’m gonna do it.❜

❛there are certain moments where i consider you someone with brilliant ideas and a good future. this is not one of those moments.❜

❛how hard is it to do a wheelie on a motorcycle? how many feet can you go, doing a wheelie, without crashing?❜

❛it’s three in the morning and i’m bored and you’re the only one awake. let’s break into a gas station store.❜

❛WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A “SUPER BIG GULP” CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN’T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.❜

❛is it a bad idea to use mountain dew instead of milk in your cereal?❜

❛i heard if you suck up enough helium, your voice starts to sound really squeaky… wanna go buy some balloons?❜

❛can you cook bacon with a hair straightener? asking for a friend.❜

❛yes, i did beat him up and i will not apologize.❜

❛complaining helps the situation, like, not at all.❜

❛sooooo, i kind of adopted a puppy.❜

[tsukaretame-blog]

colorful headcanons.

[rcsputinaa]

( send me a copic color for a headcanon )

frost blue: does your muse enjoy the snow and cold? or are they the type to enjoy summer more?

peacock blue: is your muse honest? what sorts of lies do they tell, if not?

lapis lazuli: does your muse prefer the idea of exploring the depths of the oceans, or the boundless expanses of space more?

reddish brass: how likely is your muse to step up and take the role of a leader? are they willing to take the challenge, or are they more apt to being a follower?

burnt umber: how stable is your muse, mentally and/or emotionally?

champagne: does your muse drink (alcohol)? are they a heavy drinker, if so?

tea orange: what is something that your muse is fascinated with?

malachite: has your muse ever done anything that they winded up feeling incredibly guilty for in the end?

olive: is your muse prone to feeling envious of others? if yes, what is it that they typically feel envious over?

vermillion: is your muse courageous, or would they consider themselves to be more of a coward?

coral: what is your muse’s romantic and sexual orientations?

bougainvillaea: would your muse consider themselves as blunt, or do they beat around the bush instead?

currant: what’s something that absolutely disgusts your muse (can be a person, place, thing, ect)?

crimson: how passionate is your muse about the things they love most?

raspberry: what food and/or drink can your muse not get enough of? do they indulge in it often, or is it something reserved for special occasions?

baby blossoms: does your muse have a favorite scent? what is it, and why?

mallow: what sorts of things might remind your muse of those close to them? any scents, objects, sounds?

aubergine: does your muse prefer the day, or are they more of a night-owl?

acacia: how much does it take for your muse to hate someone?

cadmium yellow: what subjects or topics does your muse avoid, because they bring up harmful / painful memories?

honey: when your muse loves someone (whether it be romantic, platonic, or familial love), how do they show it?

chartreuse: if you had to describe your muse with a color, what color would it be and why?

anise: when it comes to self-care, what does your muse do to take care of themselves? do they take care to spend time on it, or do they feel they don’t deserve it?

new leaf: what message would your muse send to their past self, if any?

moss: how easily does your muse adapt to any new situations they’re thrust into?

silk: does your muse care about appearances much? do they spend a lot of time on their own appearance, or do they just go with the flow each day?

sanguine: does your muse typically have an optimistic, pessimistic, or some middle ground outlook on life?

atoll: if your muse could go anywhere, without any restrictions whatsoever, where would they go? why would they go there?

cool grey: if your muse could ensure one thing for certain in their future to come, what would it be?

black: does your muse have a ‘bucket list?’ list some things your muse wants to accomplish before they die.

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