interesting concept,

poor execution

[blinded-by-fairy-lights]

[ruinedchildhood]

me studying for finals:

me analyzing The Simpsons conspiracy theories that predicted the future:

[bunney]

Evanescence: These wounds won’t seem to heal, this pain is just too real, There’s just too much that time cannot erase

12 year old me:

[sappharah]

my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word

[doujinshi]

yall: go over your answers before turning them in

me a bitch whos never wrong: i think the fuck not

[ryeoguz-deactivated20171224]

me a bitch whos always wrong: i think the fuck not

[xeppeli]

i’m the first comedian to tell raunchy jokes

[air-raid-siren-sound-effect]

and the last

[stromcuzewon]

god, i haven’t cha cha slid since high school

[cultofthepigeon]

ive never seen the cha cha slide refered to in past tense and i am fucking shaken

[unrelaxes]

me: *is left alone with my thoughts for more than two seconds*

me: the suffering begins

[moxis]

job interview: we need HAPPY, MOTIVATED people!!

my depressed ass:

[dreamgrl1998-deactivated2022072]

this is a direct attack

[antimony-deactivated20190319]

(pours vodka into the pits of hell) for persephone

[ddonggeun]

university

[letsolgasidorova-deactivated201]

[hellyeahrihannafenty]

[unclefather]

[groupthinker]

this is the funniest shit i’ve ever read

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

*two praying mantis on a date*

her: whats your favorite movie?

him: Die Hard

her: Oh, like whats going to happen to you later tonight ;)

him: what?

her: what?

[followlmaonade-deactivated20180]

can you believe people sit down and, they sit down and they turn on country music…..and they listen to it and they have a good time. 

[froggysquirrell]

can u believe that some people actually have different music tastes then you?

[followlmaonade-deactivated20180]

i know it’s you tim mcgraw