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📼 [ 3:26 im really sorry, heads kinda flighty today i kinda zoinked out i didnt mean to offend you!!! ]
🪓 [ 3:26 Yeah I figured, don't mention it. No offense taken. Just know I'm always here for you Cryptid. ]
📼 [ 3:45 ***wahhhh wahhhhhh wahhhh*** **ahahahh kinda cried sorta ahah literally** ***totally*** **didnt just grab my trashy trashfully trash napkins and cried ahaha** ***look at the crybaby*** **ahahah-** oh gosh what am i sayin- ya know dude im really thankful that you still like interact with me, with all the crappy stuff. liike you are more than just a servermate to me. you are a friend. *a true, true friend helps a friend in need mention ahaha.* literally tho really heavy appreciative how real you are to me like actually ahaha luv ya man!!!! *smoochin ya platonicalyyyyyy* ]
🪓 [ 3:45 Nah, that's just basic decency. Common sense. A sense that's somehow not common to those weirdos. Latter term's derogatively used, by the way. Shame how just down bad Eltingville Club's server gotten down the rabbit hole. You should've really left with me months ago, Cryptid. ]
📼 [3:51 ahahahahaaaaa i canttttt thats the thing the movie thats the thinggg ahahhaahahah irl bill nuh-uh-eeee appointed me as a moderatorrrr ahahahahah a moderatorrrr abahahhah i kinda sorta lightheartedly flutteringly had the moral obligation to leassh him tie him up to the good boy time kut corner and maks sure hed behave and like not add more nuclear toxic weaponizingly weaponizing reasons why some fellow sufferers like me are screenshotting evidences of in like the secret doxx ahahahah do you know that jerry is actually an extremist anti all this time and like haahhaahha screenshotting stuffs ahahahahha stuffs in which myyyy username is includedd ahahahh i am unsafe terror i feel so unsafe and likkkeee im tryna convince trosh to like get outta there with me but hes kinda sorta heavily attached to his channellll ahahhahah i kinda get that cuz i am tooo ahahaahah terrorrrr __help me out i still cant fucking believe jerry is an anti__ im heavingggg im flutteringly heavinggggg omfggg fluttershy levels of-
-fluttershy levels of having emotional hives asthmatic wheezing oh goshhh jerry is an anti and he thinks its morally and ethically right to include my vents in his docx plus my supposed to be for their eyes only nsfw and nsfl arts plus my jokey jokey harley quinn jokester jokey horny rps its all taken out of contextttt ahhahaha my reputation man ahhahahah my paintakingly built up will all came crashing downnnn all because i just wanna have some fun and cope ahahahah th theyre gonna call me as a proshipper terror watering down the poignancy of my truth the same way people shallow selfship characters in the server because they all like their fetishistic versions and not their element of honesty true selfff ahahahhaha and since im a fawn funnily fawny fawny fawn fawn fun fawn i stayed and the fact that i stayed implies i condone the shit theyve all done to me just becauss i didnt say noooo hahahhaha the same way melanie martinez doesnt think it is uhhmm that ugly upsetty word that happened to me when i was four yeah that emotional hive inducey four letter word melanie thinks she didnt do that because her fawning simply didnt know any better couldnt find my big girl bark to say nooo didnt say nooooo ahahahha i will be an irl timothy heller terror people will further dehumanize me and depersonalize me they are now equppied with the nuclearly toxic weaponizng weapon of an arsenal yeehaww had i said enough already that jerry is an anti haahahhaha he is actually irl doctor strangelove (1964) cowboy riding that atomic bomb hiss way impartially apathetically into the eltingville club server and im at the among us comms well im not paralyzddddd but iiiii seem to be strucked byyyy yewww ahahahha seeing the bomb and being heavily conflicted if i wanna flee or save the fellow sufferrers here or warn irl william afton william uhm his last name irl bill cipher irl jimmy mouthwashing irl bill actually irl satan incarnate what the hewckkkk what the heckky heckkkk my hands are my agents of control my agency but even interactive book-
-a ahahaahahaha my hands are totally jittery im totally a chill they person right now im a chill take a chill pill dipper levels of chill and not jittery ahahhahaha ehhehehe flaky ehh flaky century tuna corn flakes ahahhaha books have lesser mind foggingly induced options im flightyyy i comfort irl bill cipher in the vents channel while trashy trash rainbowtrashtalking his back at jerrys hate cult gc omfggg ahahahhaahh i am kinda sorta stressssed out now im stressed outt 21 pilots hahaha spamton gggg spamton levels of incoherent right now because william is my friendddd but im also helping tom and jerry the extremist antis but wants to save the fellow sufferersss out of the eltingville club server im a centristtt hahahahah i really am irlcurlyyyyyyyyy im a spineless centrissttt ahahhaahha im a cowardddd a cowardly cowardly coward who have a muted voice to giggle at the ghostiessss ahahahahahaaahhahah call me alice the way i am nutsss baby im madddd the crazzziiest zaniest zort narfff ahahahh pinky and the brainnnnnn heheheh insert laughing ihhihihiiihhiuhiihehehehhehehehhehe laughing eheheheheh like flaky ahahahhahahah spinel laugh ahhaay7rrieuyrdosisioahsisussiossu- gosh im still so flighty you are my safe person i am safe i am safe i am safe- wheeeew- ... im sorry got so rambly]
🪓 [ 3:53 Nothing to apologize for, actually. You're self-soothing. Type quirk your heart away and dump all your cartoon references, Cryptid, you're free to just be. I'll be here. ]
📼 [ 4:10 # __GOSHHHHHHHH I THOUGHTT MY ENTIRE BIT FOR TODAY IS ILL TYPE LIKE IN MY TINY INSIDE VOICE BUTTT YEWWWW OH YEWWWW YOU KEEP SAYING POETICALLY POIGNANT SHYDE LIKE THAT MY ICY ICY ICED FROZEN HEART GOT WARMED THE FUCK UP INSTANTLY MANICALLY HAPPY LIKE EMILY FROM CLASS OF 09 FAWNINGLY FAWNING FAWN FUNNY FUN FUN FUN HAPPY YOURE SOOOO FUCKING COOL TERROR GRAHHHHHHHHH LOVE YA MAN MWUAHHHHHH MWUAHHH BITES YOU BITES BITES YOU GRAHHHHHH__ ]
🪓 [ 4:10 And yup...There's the feral Cryptid that I know and love. Finally got strucked by the Frankenstein's mechanically-powered-thunder. Yeah, glad to recharge your batteries, mate. ]
📼 [ 4:10 # ***__ENBY GENDER AFFFFIRMMMED GRAHHHHH I LOVE YAAA I LOVE YA I LOVEEE YAAAAAA MWUAH MWUAH MWUAH!!!!!!!!__*** ]
🪓 [ 4:11 Okay, slow down with the kisses mate- jeez-- Pft. To think you're acting uncharacteristically silent like moments ago, too. ]
📼 [ 4:12 **__EHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEH Nothin got my monochromatic gray pallette and flattened up mane puff back to its hyperpop cringecore prettily pink pinkly Pinkie Pie brightly and joyfully laughtery giggly self get goin other than talkin to youuuuuu Terrorrrrrrrr like i literally love you so much mannn mwuahhhhh muwhhha mwuahhhh__** ]
🪓 [ 4:13 If you're implicitly proposing to me right now to be your life partner, sure. I already thought we're dating this whole time.]
📼 [ 4:14 # ***__YOU WHATTTTTT!??!?!? PATRICK WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN OHMIGOSH OHMIGOSHHH OHMIGOSHH OML I LUV YA I LUV YA I LUV YA MY HUZZZZZZ MY HUZZY HUZZY HUZZY HUZBANDDD LOVE YAAAAAAAAJSUDYYDUDUUDIDOODIDOD WHATSUUDHDIZYGSISUUSISOSUXIXIXIZUZ__*** ]
*to the tune of the circusy circus music of Madagascar's Circus Afro song*
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I JUST WANT SUM MOAHRR CRYPTIC TERRROR!!!!! I JUST WANT SUM MOAHHRR CRYPTIC TERROR!!!!@ CRYPTIC!!! TERROR!!! CRYPTIC!!! TERROR!!!! CRYPTCC CRPTCCRPTIC TRRRR TERRROR!!!!!!
I JUST WANT SUM MOAHRR CRYPTIC TERRROR!!!!! I JUST WANT SUM MOAHHRR CRYPTIC TERROR!!!!@ CRYPTIC!!! TERROR!!! CRYPTIC!!! TERROR!!!! CRYPTCC CRPTCCRPTIC TRRRR TERRROR!!!!!!
EUGHHHHHHHHH THESE FREAKSSSS!!!!!!!!! CAN ANYONE PLEASEEEEE FUCKING MAKE THESE TOO HAPPILY MARRIED FUCKING QUEER COUPLE STOPPPPPPPPPPPP INTELLECTUALLY EMLTIONALLY MATURELY YAPPPINGGGGGGGGGGGGG LIKE SERIOUSLY BROTHERRR EUGHHHHHHH YEAH SURE BE HAPPY AND LOVEY DOVEY ALL YOU WANT DONT MINNDDD ME HURLING OVER AT THIS FURTHEST CORNER FROM YOUR DISGUSTINGLY SACCHARINE JAZMIN BEAN SWEET AFFECTIONATE ASSESS YOU QUEEEEEERSSSSSSZ!!!!!!!!!!
If I see you kids hangin' around these bloody dangerous blocks, your old FOLKS will get a mighty earful of you OGGLIN' on private mature matters. Ya heaar that? AN EARFUL!!!!!!
STOP TRESSPASSIN'
HOPES NOT GONNA BE THE ONLY THANG Y'ALL ABANDON ONCE YE ENTER HERE
DON'T IGNORE THE GIGANTIC RED SIGNS!
RETREAT!!! RETREAT I TELL YA!!!!
RETREAT!!!!!!!!
...
Bloody hell, swear to god, these fledgelings gotta quit forcin' maturity at some point. Many GOSH DARN THINGS under the sun to supply self's pastime and leisure with, yet they REEEALLY had t' bother the mighty few spaces where I can freely share my grievances and shit without worryin' for their safety... sighhhhh
Devil's gotta do them Devil's work...
Only the grown-ups here? Good.
Welcome to Eltingville Club or some shit. There used to be some long ass precursory introduction and initiation process thingy for anyone that's applyin', but c'mon now. No need to do that. It's just us talkin' here.
Don't mention I had let y'all through like this so easily to any of the other guys though. Specially Levy. That guy is a real stickler for documentations and followin' procedures.
Call me Monty. Full name? You a cop or somethin? Nah, just messin'. It is Monte-Verje Frayna Regulto ... I know, it's a gosh darn fuckin' mouthful, I swear if I had a nickel for everytime I hear that typa response- That's what you get for havin' a culture colonized exhaustively multiple times. Now, you gotta hoooonor a BUNCH of surnames from some unknown this and the other, that somehow got mixed into the bloodline. Yeah no I'm not originally from here. Family fled from the Philippines once martial law started happenin'. Could only keep wonderin' how that land's still holdin up to this point...
Oi....You sly fuckin' bastard! You made me talk too much about myself while only wielding your silence somehow. I swear, your presence will do GREATLY in like some extreme interrogation process. We tackled that kinda tactic in a class last weekend actually. Heh, yeah, studying criminal justice. Third year now and on my way to gettin that forensic arts job title babyyyy.
What do you mean all these shit's irrelevant to the club? I AM PART OF THE CLUB. I AM THE SECRETARY OF TOONS AND CRYPTID HUNTING. I'M THE ONLY ONE'S AVAILABLE HERE, SO OF COURSE I'M GONNA TALK ABOUT MYSELF! YOU'D RATHER ME IGNORE YOUR ASS INSTEAD AND BE APATHETIC TO YOUR PRESENCE YOU UNTHINKING, STINKING FUC-
Woaaaaaah woah WOAH... woah there- oh fuck, sounded too much like a real big Dickey for a second. Sorry, I'm really sorry, I'm mighty awful for explodin', anger issues speaking, my bad. I uhh yeah trust me, I'm actually... I'm actually a really chill, level-headed guy like uhh usually, I dunno why I sounded so gosh darn intense there-
This... this is somehow the perfect timing to segway to inform y'all 'bout the club activities. We actually have a scheduled time slot for visiting rage rooms. If I'm neurotic, god forbid you guys meeting the others heh just kidding, all those dorks are their own flavor of being lovable actually. You oughta just give em all some fair chance. Lotsa boundary establishin' and repetitive understandin' and comedic cycles of fights for dignity then forgiveness, but trust me, issalll worthit.
But uhh yeah, rage rooms, we do that, alongside adrenaline releasing stuff and karaoke sessions and general emotional releasin' and physical fitness stuff. People forget entertainment and self-care IS also a passion. If you're secretly self-loathing, I'll make sure you're gonna quit that shit, that's not a suggestion, that's a fuckin' threat START LOVIN' YOURSELF RIGHT FUCKIN NOW MATE!
Nah, I'm not angry this time. Just being performatively loud for the bit. Screaming's just so fun to me, you should try it more. Oh shoot, do let me know if you got volume issues tho, I'm kinda obligated to like inform the other guys bout every member's sensibilities.
OH FUCK ME IN THE ASS, GOING BACK TO THE CLUB ACTIVITIES TOPIC-
We all have our own schtick going on, you're bound to eventually latch on an interest that exactly suits your fancy.
Jerry's the fantasy guy. Heard about Magic the Gathering and DND? Yeah, he's quite famous in the community actually. Don't be intimidated though, he's approachable. Quite a perfect introductory guide actually. Trust me, his sessions are really beginner friendly. Jer prioritizes the storytelling and roleplaying side of things over the complicated numbers and stats. Once you got a solid grasp on how the gameplays work though, you gain like a whole 'nother appreciation for the stuff.
Josh got the extensive knowledge for all things Sci-fi, I could actually show you his blogs and YouTube channel later. He kinda do those hours long restrospective videos, as well as iceberg dives and pinpointing small, interconnecting details. He's quite articulated with his recommendations and if you already have a knack for all things techy and expanding fictional worlds and societal aspects, you two will heavily get along.
Pete might be a familiar face if you frequent in Fangoria. Yeah, no, that is the same guy on the picture frame there. The most annoying grin that is just oh so punchable...
...
Y'know, he kinda got the biggest ego here that needs to be knocked down a peg or two.
Oh no, I'm not downplaying his accomplishments. As his spouse, I'll always be proud of how far he had come with like his skills and prosthetics and practical effects and yada yada affirmations but COME ON. That asshole keeps getting too fucking generous with overworking details on his projects! Watch him aaaallllways go back home too late at night. Guess who had to deal with his loud ass snores, you'd mistake that loud shit for some grating chainsaw in a campy horror flick. YEAH ME, DUH, NO BRAINER! Please, for the love of fuck and my sanity, refrain from complimenting that bastard. He's already unbearable as he is, don't further inflate his agonizingly erected ego-
Yeesh got too personal there- shit should I had just read the script in the first place? Scratch all the trash I'd said uhh Pete. Secretary of spooky stuffs. Classic horror movie binges as well as costume design and monster concept activities. He does free workshops actually, teaches like anyone's interested workin' in the horror industry. I'll grab you the details in case you're interested.
Bill's got all kinds of comics your heart could ever hope for. Yeah, the big shop around the corner, that's his establishment. Kinda wild to say that out loud, knowing the place used to be Big Joe's. Ya askin who Big Joe is? Joe. Youre askin about Joe. I am an adult and I have self-restraint.
Ignore what I muttered there, to answer your question, Joe Gargagliano's some old fuck who got sent to prison after assaulting a cop. Bastard thought he could collect some insurance if he reattempts to burn the comic shop after like the initial incident. Said initial incident may or may not involve the Eltingville Club itself, I am not legally obligated to tell you everything. If you wanna know the whole truth, ask Bill.
Oh yeah, we're talking about Bill. He actually ends up gettin' 'nough funds to own the property.
In true spirit of Eltingville Club, the place got repurposed into a variety store. All types of interests are welcome there, not just comics. In case you got any kiddos, you can take them to the place. There's a designated activity room for them. Meanwhile us old fucks can hang out, do tabletops and clink soms drinks right on the other side.
What's with that stare, you got nothing to worry about. Bill runs a highly integrated business. Besides, his partners Jerry and Mandi alternatively takes charge on monitoring the youngins. Of all people in this planet, trust my word when I say it's the Eltingville Club pioneers who'd never underestimate the chaotically destructive tendencies of teens. Oh the many tales you gotta catch up on.
Hmm? You doing okay? You kinda have this sort of an overwhelmed expression in your face...
Look, you shouldn't feel like any type of pressure. Really. This club's all about having good fun. If you're feeling like any sort of arising inferiority complex or competitiveness, snuff that flame down. Been in that headspace. There's like nothing good that comes out with entertaining that sort of thinking pattern, it's like a pointless ouroboros of vitriolic loathing. Feedin' hate with more hate. Your initial reaction with hearing 'bout other's success shouldn't be envy. It should inspiration. Aspiration even.
I'm actually a no-namer myself, you know. If I strip myself down to the barest description, like some impartial game stat narrator, I'm basically just some undergrad student, workin as a bouncer to make ends meet. But see, I vehemently reject meritocracy. Your worth as a person isn't defined by some arbitrary labels or titles or achievements.
Now, don't get my nutsacks twisted. I am not saying to give up on your resolution altogether, that's quite bleak. If you got a thing in mind you're targetin' to have for yourself, claim that shit, work your way up there.
With that said, learnin' to be content with yourself is also an important skill, you know? Focus less on lookin' at the empty space you don't have, shift your view to the lotta stuffs you already got with you.
That's why I personally don't believe in the concept of "having no personality". That's a silly goose talk.
New members often confide how they feel unworthy of their titles. Reasoning goes along the lines of "but there's already a Secretary for that!"
And? That's a'ight!
It's a broad genre, you simply hadn't pinpointed your niche. It's absolutely okay to have multiple adorers of the same thing. Absolutely no shame, no matter what number comes after your title. You're always worthy of it.
Feeling conscious you don't know that much? Learn. Expand your horizon. Just be earnest on exploring stuffs and hearing out what others got to say. Never forget to respect dignity and ideas, however far it may differ from yours. You'll never grow if you're so closed off with your views of what's good, what's bad. What's the best and what's the worst. Eventually, you'll have a collection of different perspectives that will refine your own.
When you reached at that point, you'll find yourself really attuned to seeing the nuance in any topic there ever is, no matter the genre. And even if you're not particularly heavily opinionated, there's still value from your presence. Appreciation doesn't always have to be expressed verbally after all. Sometimes, revisiting the stuff with good friends is enough. The club's never meant for pointless arguments.
Isn't this supposed to be about having fun?
...
I think I uhhh... I think I had said everythin' that needs to be said. At least I hope I've properly like uhh informed you with all the important stuffs. Literally, just approach me or any of the other members if you got any questions anytime. No one's gonna chuck an axe at your skull just for an ask.
We already outgrew our pettiness long ago.
Oh yeah, one last thing
Welcome to Eltingville Club.
Anything and Everything Eltingville will be here.
Feel free to interact if not a minor
Feel free to ask any questions in regards to Mont, The Eltingville Club members in this au, The Eltingville Club in my canon-compliant takes, my general insights in and out of character, favorite toons, most fond cryptid lore, the specific shade of color of Epilogue Pete's hoodie (HEX: #463E65 , CLOSEST PANTONE: 5265 , CHROMATIC PAINT: VIOLET-TOURACO DORVAL, RAL: EVENING MAUVE), basically ANYTHING and everything you can think of, it's all mighty welcome here
Feel free to request fanart or doodle ideas (fellow Eltingville oc/sona havers, flock to my submission box!)
I'm mostly good with starting and giving prompts and concepts but horrendously bad at following through (slow artist/writer combo blerghhh). Feel free to take any of my stuffs and writings and sketches here and do your own spin. I absolutely welcome additional, expansive spin-offs, rewrites, redraws, fanarts and allll that good shyde. Take this also as an invitation if you want me to do art trades, voice acts, world building expansion, and collabs with you! I love gathering more Eltingville moots!!!!
Who the fuck is @unreone ? Sounds like some kind of ancient, rotting hag that's been hiding inside a cave for far too long.
IM FUCKING STEWPEED IM ACTUALLY MOTHERFUCKING STUPID
THE ASKS WERE FUCKING OFF !!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER I DON'T SEE ANY FUCKING QUESTIONS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD GRIEF WHEN CAN I EVERR STOP BEING AN ACTUAL FUCKING DUMBASS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ASK STUFFS!!!!! AND DON'T PUT ANY CANDY WRAPPERS (I'M GLARING AT YOU LOCKJAW)
OF COURSE ID PICK THE CHIMERA OF A DINO, A DEMON, AND GORGON FOR A SONA STICKING WITH IT SINCE 2013 HELP MEEEEE
If like a butterfly flaps its wings differently, I see myself choosing a porcupine for a sona
A critter that craves for affection but its need for self-protection harms the ones that it loves
How can it hug someone when it's too afraid to hurt them?
Drawn to isolation and aversion, the idea of vulnerability comes at the cost of risking hurt
Because hurt is inevitable with change
And love is to be changed
The thing is, it's not that a porcupine is inherrently untouchable
If only it allows itself to be still and to be known, its beloved may know just the right spot and just the right pressure to make it feel their affection
That's just might be my avpd speaking but hurray self-awareness
OF COURSE ID PICK THE CHIMERA OF A DINO, A DEMON, AND GORGON FOR A SONA STICKING WITH IT SINCE 2013 HELP MEEEEE
If like a butterfly flaps its wings differently, I see myself choosing a porcupine for a sona
A critter that craves for affection but its need for self-protection harms the ones that it loves
How can it hug someone when it's too afraid to hurt them?
Drawn to isolation and aversion, the idea of vulnerability comes at the cost of risking hurt
Because hurt is inevitable with change
And love is to be changed
The thing is, it's not that a porcupine is inherrently untouchable
If only it allows itself to be still and to be known, its beloved may know just the right spot and just the right pressure to make it feel their affection
That's just might be my avpd speaking but hurray self-awareness
If I see you kids hangin' around these bloody dangerous blocks, your old FOLKS will get a mighty earful of you OGGLIN' on private mature matters. Ya heaar that? AN EARFUL!!!!!!
STOP TRESSPASSIN'
HOPES NOT GONNA BE THE ONLY THANG Y'ALL ABANDON ONCE YE ENTER HERE
DON'T IGNORE THE GIGANTIC RED SIGNS!
RETREAT!!! RETREAT I TELL YA!!!!
RETREAT!!!!!!!!
...
Bloody hell, swear to god, these fledgelings gotta quit forcin' maturity at some point. Many GOSH DARN THINGS under the sun to supply self's pastime and leisure with, yet they REEEALLY had t' bother the mighty few spaces where I can freely share my grievances and shit without worryin' for their safety... sighhhhh
Devil's gotta do them Devil's work...
Only the grown-ups here? Good.
Welcome to Eltingville Club or some shit. There used to be some long ass precursory introduction and initiation process thingy for anyone that's applyin', but c'mon now. No need to do that. It's just us talkin' here.
Don't mention I had let y'all through like this so easily to any of the other guys though. Specially Levy. That guy is a real stickler for documentations and followin' procedures.
Call me Monty. Full name? You a cop or somethin? Nah, just messin'. It is Monte-Verje Frayna Regulto ... I know, it's a gosh darn fuckin' mouthful, I swear if I had a nickel for everytime I hear that typa response- That's what you get for havin' a culture colonized exhaustively multiple times. Now, you gotta hoooonor a BUNCH of surnames from some unknown this and the other, that somehow got mixed into the bloodline. Yeah no I'm not originally from here. Family fled from the Philippines once martial law started happenin'. Could only keep wonderin' how that land's still holdin up to this point...
Oi....You sly fuckin' bastard! You made me talk too much about myself while only wielding your silence somehow. I swear, your presence will do GREATLY in like some extreme interrogation process. We tackled that kinda tactic in a class last weekend actually. Heh, yeah, studying criminal justice. Third year now and on my way to gettin that forensic arts job title babyyyy.
What do you mean all these shit's irrelevant to the club? I AM PART OF THE CLUB. I AM THE SECRETARY OF TOONS AND CRYPTID HUNTING. I'M THE ONLY ONE'S AVAILABLE HERE, SO OF COURSE I'M GONNA TALK ABOUT MYSELF! YOU'D RATHER ME IGNORE YOUR ASS INSTEAD AND BE APATHETIC TO YOUR PRESENCE YOU UNTHINKING, STINKING FUC-
Woaaaaaah woah WOAH... woah there- oh fuck, sounded too much like a real big Dickey for a second. Sorry, I'm really sorry, I'm mighty awful for explodin', anger issues speaking, my bad. I uhh yeah trust me, I'm actually... I'm actually a really chill, level-headed guy like uhh usually, I dunno why I sounded so gosh darn intense there-
This... this is somehow the perfect timing to segway to inform y'all 'bout the club activities. We actually have a scheduled time slot for visiting rage rooms. If I'm neurotic, god forbid you guys meeting the others heh just kidding, all those dorks are their own flavor of being lovable actually. You oughta just give em all some fair chance. Lotsa boundary establishin' and repetitive understandin' and comedic cycles of fights for dignity then forgiveness, but trust me, issalll worthit.
But uhh yeah, rage rooms, we do that, alongside adrenaline releasing stuff and karaoke sessions and general emotional releasin' and physical fitness stuff. People forget entertainment and self-care IS also a passion. If you're secretly self-loathing, I'll make sure you're gonna quit that shit, that's not a suggestion, that's a fuckin' threat START LOVIN' YOURSELF RIGHT FUCKIN NOW MATE!
Nah, I'm not angry this time. Just being performatively loud for the bit. Screaming's just so fun to me, you should try it more. Oh shoot, do let me know if you got volume issues tho, I'm kinda obligated to like inform the other guys bout every member's sensibilities.
OH FUCK ME IN THE ASS, GOING BACK TO THE CLUB ACTIVITIES TOPIC-
We all have our own schtick going on, you're bound to eventually latch on an interest that exactly suits your fancy.
Jerry's the fantasy guy. Heard about Magic the Gathering and DND? Yeah, he's quite famous in the community actually. Don't be intimidated though, he's approachable. Quite a perfect introductory guide actually. Trust me, his sessions are really beginner friendly. Jer prioritizes the storytelling and roleplaying side of things over the complicated numbers and stats. Once you got a solid grasp on how the gameplays work though, you gain like a whole 'nother appreciation for the stuff.
Josh got the extensive knowledge for all things Sci-fi, I could actually show you his blogs and YouTube channel later. He kinda do those hours long restrospective videos, as well as iceberg dives and pinpointing small, interconnecting details. He's quite articulated with his recommendations and if you already have a knack for all things techy and expanding fictional worlds and societal aspects, you two will heavily get along.
Pete might be a familiar face if you frequent in Fangoria. Yeah, no, that is the same guy on the picture frame there. The most annoying grin that is just oh so punchable...
...
Y'know, he kinda got the biggest ego here that needs to be knocked down a peg or two.
Oh no, I'm not downplaying his accomplishments. As his spouse, I'll always be proud of how far he had come with like his skills and prosthetics and practical effects and yada yada affirmations but COME ON. That asshole keeps getting too fucking generous with overworking details on his projects! Watch him aaaallllways go back home too late at night. Guess who had to deal with his loud ass snores, you'd mistake that loud shit for some grating chainsaw in a campy horror flick. YEAH ME, DUH, NO BRAINER! Please, for the love of fuck and my sanity, refrain from complimenting that bastard. He's already unbearable as he is, don't further inflate his agonizingly erected ego-
Yeesh got too personal there- shit should I had just read the script in the first place? Scratch all the trash I'd said uhh Pete. Secretary of spooky stuffs. Classic horror movie binges as well as costume design and monster concept activities. He does free workshops actually, teaches like anyone's interested workin' in the horror industry. I'll grab you the details in case you're interested.
Bill's got all kinds of comics your heart could ever hope for. Yeah, the big shop around the corner, that's his establishment. Kinda wild to say that out loud, knowing the place used to be Big Joe's. Ya askin who Big Joe is? Joe. Youre askin about Joe. I am an adult and I have self-restraint.
Ignore what I muttered there, to answer your question, Joe Gargagliano's some old fuck who got sent to prison after assaulting a cop. Bastard thought he could collect some insurance if he reattempts to burn the comic shop after like the initial incident. Said initial incident may or may not involve the Eltingville Club itself, I am not legally obligated to tell you everything. If you wanna know the whole truth, ask Bill.
Oh yeah, we're talking about Bill. He actually ends up gettin' 'nough funds to own the property.
In true spirit of Eltingville Club, the place got repurposed into a variety store. All types of interests are welcome there, not just comics. In case you got any kiddos, you can take them to the place. There's a designated activity room for them. Meanwhile us old fucks can hang out, do tabletops and clink soms drinks right on the other side.
What's with that stare, you got nothing to worry about. Bill runs a highly integrated business. Besides, his partners Jerry and Mandi alternatively takes charge on monitoring the youngins. Of all people in this planet, trust my word when I say it's the Eltingville Club pioneers who'd never underestimate the chaotically destructive tendencies of teens. Oh the many tales you gotta catch up on.
Hmm? You doing okay? You kinda have this sort of an overwhelmed expression in your face...
Look, you shouldn't feel like any type of pressure. Really. This club's all about having good fun. If you're feeling like any sort of arising inferiority complex or competitiveness, snuff that flame down. Been in that headspace. There's like nothing good that comes out with entertaining that sort of thinking pattern, it's like a pointless ouroboros of vitriolic loathing. Feedin' hate with more hate. Your initial reaction with hearing 'bout other's success shouldn't be envy. It should inspiration. Aspiration even.
I'm actually a no-namer myself, you know. If I strip myself down to the barest description, like some impartial game stat narrator, I'm basically just some undergrad student, workin as a bouncer to make ends meet. But see, I vehemently reject meritocracy. Your worth as a person isn't defined by some arbitrary labels or titles or achievements.
Now, don't get my nutsacks twisted. I am not saying to give up on your resolution altogether, that's quite bleak. If you got a thing in mind you're targetin' to have for yourself, claim that shit, work your way up there.
With that said, learnin' to be content with yourself is also an important skill, you know? Focus less on lookin' at the empty space you don't have, shift your view to the lotta stuffs you already got with you.
That's why I personally don't believe in the concept of "having no personality". That's a silly goose talk.
New members often confide how they feel unworthy of their titles. Reasoning goes along the lines of "but there's already a Secretary for that!"
And? That's a'ight!
It's a broad genre, you simply hadn't pinpointed your niche. It's absolutely okay to have multiple adorers of the same thing. Absolutely no shame, no matter what number comes after your title. You're always worthy of it.
Feeling conscious you don't know that much? Learn. Expand your horizon. Just be earnest on exploring stuffs and hearing out what others got to say. Never forget to respect dignity and ideas, however far it may differ from yours. You'll never grow if you're so closed off with your views of what's good, what's bad. What's the best and what's the worst. Eventually, you'll have a collection of different perspectives that will refine your own.
When you reached at that point, you'll find yourself really attuned to seeing the nuance in any topic there ever is, no matter the genre. And even if you're not particularly heavily opinionated, there's still value from your presence. Appreciation doesn't always have to be expressed verbally after all. Sometimes, revisiting the stuff with good friends is enough. The club's never meant for pointless arguments.
Isn't this supposed to be about having fun?
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I think I uhhh... I think I had said everythin' that needs to be said. At least I hope I've properly like uhh informed you with all the important stuffs. Literally, just approach me or any of the other members if you got any questions anytime. No one's gonna chuck an axe at your skull just for an ask.
We already outgrew our pettiness long ago.
Oh yeah, one last thing
Welcome to Eltingville Club.
Anything and Everything Eltingville will be here.
Feel free to interact if not a minor
Feel free to ask any questions in regards to Mont, The Eltingville Club members in this au, The Eltingville Club in my canon-compliant takes, my general insights in and out of character, favorite toons, most fond cryptid lore, the specific shade of color of Epilogue Pete's hoodie (HEX: #463E65 , CLOSEST PANTONE: 5265 , CHROMATIC PAINT: VIOLET-TOURACO DORVAL, RAL: EVENING MAUVE), basically ANYTHING and everything you can think of, it's all mighty welcome here
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I'm mostly good with starting and giving prompts and concepts but horrendously bad at following through (slow artist/writer combo blerghhh). Feel free to take any of my stuffs and writings and sketches here and do your own spin. I absolutely welcome additional, expansive spin-offs, rewrites, redraws, fanarts and allll that good shyde. Take this also as an invitation if you want me to do art trades, voice acts, world building expansion, and collabs with you! I love gathering more Eltingville moots!!!!
Who the fuck is @unreone ? Sounds like some kind of ancient, rotting hag that's been hiding inside a cave for far too long.
I was at a bookstore looking through the art section and I saw a spine that said The Camden Town Nudes which was interesting because this didn’t seem like the bookstore where I would ever find something like that and I wanted to have a casual look but like. This also wasn’t exactly the bookstore where you felt like you could look at naked pictures let alone just suggestive paintings of them, it’s a really small shop as well, so I was like right I’ll just take a quick peek, I’m an art student, I love history, maybe I’ll buy it. I looked both ways and saw the shopkeep had left momentarily and no one was about, so I opened it and found it was an entire book featuring nude Edwardian women all painted by Walter Sickert between 1905-1912 and it was actually quite a revolutionary set of paintings for its time given that it featured very raw depictions of working class nude women in dark London instead of the elegant, white bedsheet clad, Demure middle and upper class women usually depicted.
And of course RIGHT as I flip to this lady’s boobs practically taking up an entire double page spread, every customer in a 5 mile radius appeared from around the corners of the shelf including the shopkeep and immediately regressing to a wet, pathetic Edwardian man from 1908, startled, I dropped the large book which caused a giant SLAP on the floor in this already silent store thus causing all patrons to look down at me scrambling on my knees to close a giant book of Edwardian boobs and let me tell you it would not have been nearly as funny had I not immediately felt like some Edwardian local pervert who just tried to sneak a cheeky peek at the erotic book in the bookstore only to drop it dramatically causing a scene, red up to his ears trying to shove it back on the shelf. Like such a casual and normal thing in modern day but looking at Edwardian women suddenly turned it into this egregious act as I apparently became possessed by the spirit of a moustached man in a bowler hat and morning coat going Good Heavens I mustn’t gaze upon these images in public lest the constable haul me away!
Soooo…I know we’re all in a really bad place right now and a lot of people need money…
But I was already managing by the skin of my teeth…and then yesterday I found out that the show that was going to get me through the month was cancelled. 🙃
So, I am turning to you, Techblr. You’ve really come through for me before, and I can’t tell you how much I appreciate it!
If anyone has a few extra dollars to spare and my antics have amused you in the past, I could really use the help. I have very little food right now (I actually ran out of flour the other day, so I can’t even like…make stuff), I’m behind on bills, and I’ll need to get medication soon.
That being said, please don’t feel any pressure to donate! If you’re not in a position to do so (and I know most of us aren’t), please feel free to ignore this post (or just reblog it if you’re comfortable doing so)
Oh boy the hits just keep coming! Not only did I have a show cancel this month, my spouse’s work has come to a standstill because of the Canada Post strike (I still fully support the CUPW’s right to strike and I’m behind them the whole way!) and I found out that an event I’ve been doing for the last 10 years, which has always given me a nice little pre-Christmas boost…has been given to someone else.
So.
If anyone is able to send a few dollars my way, I would really appreciate it
I don’t really have a goal number, just help paying bills and eating
I’m sorry to keep posting this, but things just keep going wrong for me. My spouse had ANOTHER work setback today and it’s just getting really overwhelming.
