Jus Drein Jus Daun

"When a door closes, a window opens...or, something like that"| 28 | Heathen

[papirfecni]

do u guys mind

[wormpiratesblog]

just sacrificed an entire town for a gay girl with blue hair. and id do it again.

[niedosyt555]

sounds a bit like the girl I saved from getting shot over a drug deal in the girl's bathroom lol

[ka-go-me]

. 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮'𝓼 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓾𝓽𝔂 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓑𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓭𝓸𝔀𝓷

【★】~ Twitter / X | 果子果子果

[avyc02]

More Demon Hunters content! Here’s Jinu aura farming from the funniest scene in the movie.

[silverhawk]

ugh this picture of a snake peeking around a doorway is my fave this snake just looks so nice 

[guccifloralsuits]

nobody say a fucking word about tumblr we can’t remind these billionaires we exist

[shiwden]

- I’m not the child you once knew.

- No. That child would see you and run.

[itisiives]

[autumngracy]

[balrogballs]

i'm a writer irl (can't say who because my agent would put me into a blender and press go) and honestly the funniest and most humiliating incident of my life was the time my finished manuscript triggered a plagiarism flag with the publisher for two lines of prose in my literary fiction novel...

.... which was word for word similar to a paragraph in a certain explicit work on FFN starring elrond and his batsman from the hobbit films, aka that one elf that looked like he ate panic attacks for breakfast (i forget his name but it's Figwit II) where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment.

and if you think i had to sit in front of one if the biggest publishing companies in the world and admit that it was, in fact, me who wrote the fic where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment in order to avoid being wrongly flagged for plagiarism, you would be absolutely correct.

(yes they published the book)

[elodieunderglass]

This takes a lot of courage in a lot of important ways good job OP

[mixed-metal]

[piedude]

Chloe: Oh come on, I'm not that shady!

*jacket gets caught in her car door*

*lock-picking kit, three ounces of weed, and a gun fall out of the pockets*

[liarsblade]

Do the right thing Baron

[liarsblade]

[bluelightning00]

missya girl

[hotvampireadjacent]

LMFAO

[hilarioushitshq]

Not Karl..

[cannibalchicken]

[dappercyborg]

It’s called a bed of lettuce for a reason

[memewhore]