totally correct mlb

she’s just a friend

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rena rouge: chat no

chat noir: CHAT YES

ladybug: i’m going to fucking kill you

chat noir:

chat noir: CHAT MAYBE

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adrien: it’s unhealthy to eat after 7 pm.

plagg, eating camembert at 3 am: well fortunately time is an illusion

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chat noir: oh my god i love this dessert taco!

rena rouge: it’s called a cannoli

ladybug: this is why we can’t take you to nice places

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chat noir: we can get rid of hawk moth if we just t pose

ladybug: how about o pose

ladybug: as in i’m opposed to whatever you just said

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[after spending a single hour with marinette, alya and nino]

nathalie: h-

adrien: yESS SIS WIG? GONE!1!2 GIRL FLEW TO ANOTHER DIMENSION SISTER SNAPPED AND I'M HERE FOR!!IT!!

gabriel: what the fuck

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[stuck in a jail cell]

ladybug: how are you not worried?

chat noir: she will find me always

ladybug: who?

the duolingo bird, tearing through the fabric of reality: HI MADREFUCKER, TODAVÍA TIENE UNA LECCIÓN PARA COMPLETAR ESTA SEMANA SI NO QUIERE DESCUBRIR SU EXTENSIÓN

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marinette: you look nice, i want to kiss you

adrien: what?

marinette: I SAID IF YOU DIED, I WOULDN’T MISS YOU

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carapace: how do you usually get out of messes like this?

chat noir: i don’t, i just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out

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gabriel: i got adrien a get better soon card

nathalie: that’s surprisingly nice of you

gabriel: oh, he wasn’t sick. i just thought he could be doing better.

nathalie: and there it is

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adrien: can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?

nino: isn’t that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?

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alya: you need a hobby, mari

marinette: i have a hobby!

alya: how many times to i have to tell you that stalking adrien does not count??

marinette:

marinette: you’re right

marinette: it is a profession and i excel at my job

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chat noir: i’ve done a lot of dumb stuff

queen bee: i’ve witnessed you doing the dumb stuff

rena rouge: i’ve recorded you doing the dumb stuff

carapace: i’ve joined you in doing the dumb stuff

ladybug: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF

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adrien: ...and i turned out just fine!

nathalie: just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.

adrien: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!

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chat noir: i can explain!

ladybug: can you?

chat noir: if you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

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marinette: how petty can you get?

chloe: i once edited a wikipedia article to win an argument i was wrong about.

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marinette: i know you think my judgement is clouded because i like adrien a little bit, but i assure you that i’m just as smart as before.

alya: you doodled your wedding invitation earlier.

marinette: that was our joint tombstone.

alya: my mistake.

[unsaid-mlb]

sabrina: you okay?

chloe: oh yeah, fine. i just have this terrible headache, comes and goes.

marinette: *enters the room*

chloe: there it is again.