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insta: doohdahdan

[ugye-deactivated20220619]

[eelizabit]

[amygdalae]

check out this salmon i drew in my lecture notes

[amygdalae]

[halleywars]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[poryqon]

I joined a paleontology meme page on Facebook and it was the best decision I’ve made

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gallusrostromegalus]

And she was right to do so!

[hymnsofheresy]

peace be with y’all

[hymnsofheresy]

you. you get it. 

[general-george-washington]

Lacroix is illegal now

[hotvampireadjacent]

habitable zone

[cronagorgonzola]

I live in Massachusetts and I was curious what the Fuck this could possibly mean and uh

Basically no one knows what’s in it and it’s maybe poison but Massachusetts is the only state that holds carbonated water to the same health and safety standards as regular water so LaCroix is just doing nothing and hoping there’s no consequences

[smithsonian-official]

i ADORE the anomitinity of tumblr. when i post stupid ass shit from my mush brain on like snapchat or whatever i gotta deal with messages like “are you okay?” and “what does this even mean”. here i can just post 30 pictures of dinosaurs in a row and my followers will be like YEEEEEAAAA BABBY

[smithsonian-official]

the other day i posted something on snapchat saying “if we gave monkeys guns i think deforestation would end” and someone sent me a link to an online therapy site i hate it here

[sadclowncentral]

today one of my flatmates tripped while doing the dishes and my other flatmate, who for three seconds genuinely believed he was about to be stabbed with a kitchen knife, just frantically yelled BUT WHY, DUDE? and i think that is the realest interaction that has ever taken place in this household

[sadclowncentral]

given the fact that this is the second time this week alone we have had an accident related to someone gesticulating enthusiastically with a kitchen knife while cooking, you would think we would have outlawed holding knifes during discussions by now. but no, the only things forbidden in the kitchen are the floss dance and talking about milfs

[scholarsnail]

Caesar and Brutus.

[sadclowncentral]

obsessed with the implication that gaius julius caesar, roman statesman, general and later dictator, as well as his close confidante markus brutus, who would later go on to betray him, were also obsessed with talking about milfs

[sadclowncentral]

happy ides of march everyone

[ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva]

pregnancy is a hoax the baby sprouts out the ground ive seen it happen

[ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva]

People pretend to be pregnant for clout it started with one woman named dvd and people been chasing the same high since

[ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva]

meant eve

[batboybisexualism]

just found out from my dad today that when n*xon died and they did the 21-gun salute at his funeral my grandma said “they should aim at the coffin to be sure”

[ratliker1917]

I think the best part of recent American politics was when Trump had COVID and was just making the most completely insane statements imaginable from being pumped full of like steroids and tiberium or some shit.

[butchflirt]

I miss this

[cannithebear]

A poem

[images-that-are-only-cursed]

[patriciavetinari]

That’s not a cursed image

[karnalesbian]

Chess v2.001 Patch Notes

- Fuck pawns knights bishops and kings

- Rooks go hog wild

rooks be like

[charlesoberonn]

Bishops trying to catch up

[flowerinaflame]

I’m proud of him

[triplehamburgerjack]

He is just fucking great.

[i-am-jayde-deactivated20230705]

Fat pets who are obviously unhealthy:  Bad

Wild animals who are fat because of humans:  Bad

Wild animals who are supposed to be fat:  Good

Wild animals who have gotten super fat because they’re just that good at survival:  Very Good

[angelicguy]

*wakes up* oh fuck i need to protect women *runs out into heavy traffic*

[unclefather]

[theglasscat]

this image is probably the most accurate visual representation of the United States education system