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samarashoot

the new lgbt acronym: pdnwotgiyaga

theseevildays-archive

I’m too hot

#nsfw #smithie problems #same sex

6fucked9

no grandma i still dont have a boyfriend

#smithie problems

soonitwill

#hashtag first years

smith: can we have a snow day

kathy: new phone who dis

#we don't even care anymore

voldified

to the tune of "peter you suck" from forgetting sarah marshall

everybody hates you

everybody wishes they were in bed

cause kathy you suck kathy you suck

kathy your decision was fucking terrible

kathy you suck kathy you suck

kathy you should have closed the college

kathy you suck, call a snow day but instead you make us go to class

it’s so inaccessible go plow the walkways

i don’t wanna plow the walkways

go plow them anyway

i don’t wanna run the access van

you at least need that

CLOSE THE COLLEGE

I WON’T DO IT

#smithie problems #tru

'No snow day today!!' *Mmm, watcha say*

#smithie problems #amiright

smith community is liberal and accepting factoid just a statistical error. the average smithie performs -6 progressive acts per day. Femme georg, who performs 10,000 progressive acts per hour and lives in the tea hut, is an outlier and should not have been counted

#smithie problems #spiders georg meme for ts #disclaimer: 'femme' is meant to be a play off of the 'homme georg' version of the meme and is not intended to refer to the presentation or m #just sayin

if smith college is so accepting then why is it that i, a straight sorority

I’ve got 99 emails and they’re all from the Lazarus center

[5 college people at a house party]

I came out to have a good time and, honesty, I’m feeling so attacked right now.

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Prophet

#smith college #smiff #we're open 4 submissions now too fyi

[nicki minaj voice] bonz in the trash bon bonz in the trash

#smith college #smiff