THIS TEAM IS RUINING MY LIFE

27 year old who has inexplicably found herself with too many hockey sons

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[wildersage]

the impulse to hide what I'm doing at my computer still sits so deep even tho I'm literally never looking at anything objectionable , the door will open and I'll hurry to close the page like oh fuck no one can know I'm looking at the Wikipedia page for the Balkans

[melonishus]

People will ask you why you hate America like it’s not the country where you supposedly have the unquestionable right to dual wield AK-47’s in public , but we have to act like there’s a debate to be had on bodily autonomy , someone’s gender identity ,or if you have the right to be in a non heterosexual relationship

[toastbutteregg]

[samgirard]

└ welcome home, mikko! | 9.30.19

[m-carrick]

marc-andré fleury casually curling midgame

[lifetime-of-scars]

obviously kreids found the mini trampolines

[desertpups]

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williamkarlssoncbj: Nailed it!

[demonseverson]

Before they skate in the Calder Cup Playoffs, watch Steve Santini & @MilesWood44 test their friendship in “Him vs. Me!”

[stevenstamkos]

I remember you said you got a little chuckle from the first Carpool with the Swedes video. Well, let me tell you, there is a second one and the story is even more entertaining than the first. I would recommend since it brightened my day :)

They forgot to invite Bill 😂😂😂 What kind of salt, Bill just snapchats them during dinner like R U FORGETTING SOMEONE

[martinnecas]

Someone please confiscate his phone 😂

[bortuzzo]

how sid talks to kids vs how beau talks to kids

[movedto-snaccavoy]

every time i watch Connor McDavid’s acceptance speech i crack up at how much he looked like he wanted to Die Immediately and i’ve never related to anything more than that Stressed Out Hands On Hips™ stance in my whole entire life

[debrusks]

wheres that photo of the caps player (i forget which one) saying “fuck this shitsburgh team” cause i need it right now

[debrusks]

found it

[meanlars-deactivated20221108]

this is ovechkin which makes the picture about 5 times funnier

[coloradoavalanche]

So Mikko was sending Snapchats that were just him going “suhhhhh dude” and Nail decided to join in and they lost their minds at how funny it was:

[benwhshw]

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[philosophicallava]

Travis Green’s important advice for the Canucks