untdeitled cuz that's a name, yes

[pukicho]

It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, weird or stupid. You matter.

[genderbender05]

what happens if im all 3?

[pukicho]

All three??

[pukicho]

Really?

[untdeitled]

oh boy do i have news for you

[joeyclaire]

i fucking love tumblr on new years i scroll past a glittertext gif wishing me a happy 2002 i scroll past my mutual wishing me a happy 2018 i scroll past a gifset wishing me a happy 2013 i scroll p

[scribbleshark]

happy 1915 everyone!

[untdeitled]

France; where guns can mean happy New Year apparently for over 110 years

[ninjartistic64]

Hell Awaits

Gang PLEASE reblog this

My Ghidorah incarnation (RaeGhidorah). Cosmic horror, usurper god, 2000m standing up, massive manipulator and a big fucking bitch

[untdeitled]

me, on my couch doing my best impression of a potato; "maybe I should do something else"

*moves from couch to bedroom only to resume potato activities*

much better

[untdeitled]

*begging for passage*

fae; you need to give a fair trade

me; PLEASE I HAVE FROZEN IN THE BACK, THIS IS URGENT

[untdeitled]

I set winter time in my car, 90% sure that's how you do it

[untdeitled]

I went to the wind grocery store today, great...

[untdeitled]

*fueling up car*

*sobbing* why does the price keep getting up the more I put fuel please I'm broke 😭

[redstonedust]

i'm seeing a lot of elderly and midle aged women with purple hair around lately and i think thats beautiful so i made a meme about it

[untdeitled]

Reblog to let Grandma know she can rock colored hair

[butchious]

three horsemen of the apocalypse

[butchious]

famine transitioned

[butchious]

she's transfaminene

[untdeitled]

Somehow I thought the above advert post was one of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse so enjoy this cursed combo

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

[blogtitletaken]

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

[castiel--for--king]

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

consider the coconut

[untdeitled]

I will not

[lgbtqiatext]

Requested by callsignsundance

[untdeitled]

Oi, go find your own genders, those are mine

[feefal]

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

[feefal]

Also babies can’t even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?

[rokarambles]

[conkreetmonkey]

sand tiger sharks

[inbabylontheywept]

on it, boss lady

[inbabylontheywept]

one smooth shark, coming up

[star-mom-selkie]

[writing-prompt-s]

You don’t remember what you do for a living. Literally. You black out for 8 hours 5 days a week and a paycheck appears once per month.

[tamamoland]

sounds like a dream job

[charlesoberonn]

But then there’s the other you that knows nothing but work. Every evening they get back home only to black out and it’s morning again, time to go to work.

[charlesoberonn]

Huh…

[aflo]

So you’re telling me there’s a chance

[untdeitled]

Parks and rec took a weird turn, did I miss something?

[depsidase]

[untdeitled]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

initially i thought girl dinner was referring to like,

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

im on the transgender humor website so i naturally assumed "girl dinner" was approximately:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the Girl Dinner we could have had

[coveredinpaint]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"does girl refer to the female character or the eldritch horror" yes!

[untdeitled]

The more I think about it the more my brain gets squiggles, it hurts

[untdeitled]

i love the mute button at work, especially when there's long dead time between calls because i like to dance and sing stupid ass songs that aren't HR friendly at all