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My coping mechanism for fear, surprise and emotions I'm not ready to face is laughter, idk it just happens, so maybe if you could write reader get involved with team prime while they fight some vehicons and reader this giggling, laughing and wheezeng mess "I'm sOorry! *wheeze* I can't help it*snorts and continues to laugh/giggle*" after some time now that they are comfortable with the bots they explain this case to them.
Team Prime
Optimus can understand your reaction, to be honest. Battles can be stressful, and the body reacts in strange ways. He isn’t thrown off if you suddenly start laughing, and when you explain he totally understands.
Arcee is a little put off to begin with. She thinks you’re not taking it seriously enough, especially if it’s a dangerous battle, but when you explain to her what’s going on she starts to understand.
Wheeljack is probably laughing along with you, to be honest, but not in a nervous way. He’s laughing out of pure enjoyment. When you explain that you laugh out of fear, he tries to do what he can to help you relax.
can I request hcs of megatron and optimus with a young cybertronian member of their team (let’s say late teens early 20s) that kind of does some kind of childish stuff every now and again? not anything that would harm either factions but more stuff like enjoying bright colourful lights and having their quarters rigged with LEDs, playing music as they go about their tasks, watching human cartoons and straight up throwing themselves off the Nemesis/high places so they can be in free fall for a while
Transformers Prime
Honestly, as long as you don’t get yourself killed, or have it interfere with your work, Megatron doesn’t really care what you get up to. He’s a busy mech and doesn’t have time to babysit members of the faction, so largely you’re left to your own devices - just be a good soldier and follow orders.
On the other hand, Optimus enjoys having someone so bright and cheerful around. If you get along with Bumblebee, he might worry about you both breaking protocol, but he doesn’t mind your lights or your music. He is, however, a little bit concerned that you like to toss yourself from high places.
Fluffy TFP Arcee nsfw and sfw? Thank you and have a wonderful day/night!
I hope you have a lovely day too! <3
TFP Arcee
She’s experienced - not overly so, but she does know what she’s doing when it comes to romance and love and all the things that go along with that. However, it might take her a while to become comfortable enough to do these things with a lover; she’s lost so many, and she’s wary about getting too attached to someone else
She’s a bit of a switch, I think, but usually ends up as the dominant partner - this is especially true if you have little to no experience. She’ll take the reins and guide you through it
As a lover, she’s gentle with her partners, regardless of their species. She doesn’t get off on pain, receiving or inflicting, so no matter your size or ability to handle it, she just can’t hurt you
Sad mtmte rodimus headcannons for when he gets into a fight with his s/o and they run off crying because of it?
MTMTE Rodimus Prime
He wants to go after you, he really does, but his pride won’t let him
The sight of you crying remains in his processor for a long time afterwards
He goes back to his office, and surprisingly gets back to his work. It’s the only thing that he can think of to distract him, although Magnus knows something is up as soon as he enters the room
Rodimus never does his work willingly
And when he asks about it, Rodimus can’t help but spill everything that happened to him
Magnus is disappointed but not surprised
A major lecture is incoming, though
He’ll shoo the captain (as much as he hates to) out of the room, to go and find you and apologise, which he should have already been doing
If the only thing that will get Rodimus to do his job is to fight with you, Magnus would rather that no work ever got done ever again
Bayverse bumblebee's reaction to his cybertronian s/o being conflicted about which faction to choose, because their older sibling is on the opposite side.
Bayverse Bumblebee
To be honest, he’s a little bit upset that you even have to be conflicted. You should want to be with him, wasn’t that obvious?
He’s a bit selfish with it, and might get huffy with you the longer you debate it.
He doesn’t mean to be a brat and force your hand like that, but he can’t help it - he doesn’t see what there is to consider
If you choose the Decepticons, your relationship might be damaged forever, although that doesn’t mean that he won’t still care about you. If you choose to stay, he’ll be so intensely relieved that any negative feelings he had will immediately melt away
He does still secretly worry that one day you’ll just disappear
HC for Lost Light crew (I don't have anybody specific in mind) response when learning their human friend can magically summon weapons but has no idea how to use them. They be like *waves a hand and there's now a battle axe or sword or spear* and is just "oh cool uh guess I can sell this or sommat"...
Transformers MTMTE
Rodimus thinks it’s so COOL! He’ll try to bet on what you’ll summon next, but since it’s kind of random he never gets it right.
Drift will attempt to help you learn how to use some of the weaponry, but only if you want to. He’ll mass displace just so he can spar with you.
Ratchet doesn’t understand how, but the scientist in him is incredibly fascinated by it. He might want to run a few tests, but nothing too intrusive.
It freaks Red Alert out so much. If you summon something when he’s around, he’ll pretty much run away. Poor baby.
TFP gang headcannons or scenarios of crushing on a human they’re assigned to protect?
Transformers Prime
Optimus keeps it lowkey. His feelings doesn’t interfere with his work at all, and it’s weeks before anyone catches on at all. He’ll tell you, eventually, but only if he’s sure you return his affections.
Ratchet is easier to spot - he’s somehow both more snappy and more gentle with you. Pretty much everyone knows, but you’ll have to ask him first, or nothing will ever happen.
Bumblebee is all giddy and happy and adorable, and everyone knows within hours. Even you, although you don’t know who exactly it is he likes. He tells you relatively soon afterwards - he can’t keep a secret like that to himself.
Arcee is a stone wall. When she realises her feelings, she keeps them hidden - eventually, it’s Optimus who figures it out. He’ll encourage her to tell you, but she only will if she thinks there’s a chance.
Hey! If you’re not too busy, may I request some brief HCs for TFP Smokescreen and Starscream with a human s/o whose ears turn super red whenever they’re angry/flustered?
Transformers Prime
Smokescreen absolutely LOVES it! He thinks it’s so adorable, he might intentionally try to fluster you just to see your ears turn red. However, he’d never make you angry on purpose, that would just be mean. If you get mad at him for it, he’ll stop right away, especially if it makes you uncomfortable.
Starscream is the complete opposite. In that, he also thinks it’s adorable and loves it. But his favourite way to get your ears red is to get you angry. You know exactly what he’s up to, and yet every time you end up falling for it. He’s such an ass. Just throw a rock at him or something
TFP Megatron talking his human charge who feels like they’ve just found their life’s purpose
TFP Megatron
He doesn’t outwardly show it, but he’s proud of you - for being able to find something worth living for
Having a purpose is so important, and no matter what yours is, it’s something that you should be proud of
If you want to talk to him about it, he’ll listen while he works, but he probably won’t comment on it unless you directly ask for his opinion
If anyone talks shit, they’ll know about it from him. It comes as a bit of a surprise, since you weren’t even sure if he cared, but this kind of proves that he does
She’s not the most.. gentle person, when it comes to soothing someone to sleep, unless that person happens to be her significant other
She doesn’t say all that much, but she’ll let you rest against her, or use mass displacement to be closer to you. If you’re really lucky, she’ll boot up her holoform to cuddle with you - but she doesn’t use it often
Spending time with you is the most important thing, but if you want her to talk to you - about anything - she will, if it means that much to you
If you wake up from a nightmare and need help getting back to sleep, she’ll gladly pet your hair and whisper sweet nothings to take your mind off of it.
Hey! Can you write hcs for Megatron, Starscream, Optimus and Soundwave with a human charge who is a skydiver? Please and thank you :,)
Transformers Prime
Megatron kind of doesn’t understand. He can see the appeal, as a flier himself, but why would a human put themselves in so much danger for fun. He’s not ashamed to admit that it perplexes him, but if it really means that much to you, he’ll take you out himself - if he has the time to spare, that is. He won’t ever admit it, but if there is ever an issue, he’ll be right there to catch you.
Starscream pretends he doesn’t care, but he’s secretly glad that you enjoy being in the air just as much as he does. He’ll take you out if you ask, grumbling the whole time, but he’d never let anything happen to you. Sometimes, he’ll race you down, if he’s feeling playful that day. If not, he’ll just wait for you to reach the ground.
Optimus is a mega-dad about it. Concerned to the max.He understands that you’re experienced, but it doesn’t stop him from worrying about you. He’s sweet and supportive, and if you’re really really lucky, you might be able to convince him to go with you one day. (In his holoform, of course!) He ends up not enjoying it at all, but is glad to have given it a go (without being in mortal danger).
Soundwave doesn’t seem to care all that much. If you talk about it a lot, he’ll nod along every now and then, just to let you know he’s listening. It actually doesn’t take much convincing to get him to take you out, and he’s very careful to make sure nothing happens to you. Both him and Lazerbeak keep a close watch over you as you jump and fall, and are always there on the ground waiting for you.
I loved the fluffy NSFW roddy you did! Can i have Fluffy NSFW mtmte Rung?
Of course!! I'm glad you loved it!! <3
MTMTE Rung
Rung is a mature lover, he's had his fair share of romance, so he definitely knows what he's doing.
He absolutely cherishes you, and hurting you in any way is a big no-no for him (unless you absolutely want him to).
Aftercare is a huge part of making love for him, and he loves to cuddle and take care of you afterwards, even if you don't necessarily need it.
He'll pet your hair as you fall asleep, and even read you some old Cybertronian poetry if you like - this isn't exclusive to after sex, he'll do this most nights, but it always feels sweeter after.
Doesn't particularly have a favourite position - anything where he can see your face is great - but he has a soft spot for good old missionary. It's sweet and intimate.
Every spicy Transformers fanfiction I’ve ever written, compiled into one neat post :D
Everything is a reader insert because that’s who I am as a person <3, and obviously these are all completely NSFW so please dni if you are under 18!!
Language: English
Retribution
MTMTE Fulcrum x Con!Reader
Word Count: 1975
Tags: Smut, I Don’t Even Know, How Do I Tag, Plot What Plot/ Porn Without Plot, i mean there is kind of a plot, but mostly you’re just being a dick, Teasing, Biting, Sticky Sexual Interfacing, Robots, Robot Sex, Don’t Judge Me, Consensual Sex, :D, POV Second Person, reader has feminine parts
Summary: After you, a high-ranking Decepticon officer, save the Scavengers from the DJD, Fulcrum feels indebted to you.
Part 1 of That Time You Did The Robot
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Medical Ethics
MTMTE Pharma x Bot!Reader
Word Count: 1799
Tags: Plot What Plot/ Porn Without Plot, Smut, NSFW, Oral Sex, Rough Sex, I’m Sorry, I’m Bad at Tagging, Reader-Insert, reader has feminine parts, Sticky Sexual Interfacing, Hospital Sex, Haha, :’’), Robots, Robot Sex
Summary: You've always admired your senior officer. He's enthralled by you, too.
Part 2 of That Time You Did The Robot
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Sweet Dreams
MTMTE Whirl x Human!Reader
Word Count: 812
Tags: Smut, Wet Dream, NSFW, Oral Sex, Masturbation, Dream Sex, :’D, I’m Sorry, Plot What Plot/ Porn Without Plot, Multiple Orgasms, I Don’t Even Know, One-Sided Relationship, Reader-Insert, Reader is Human, Xenophilia
Summary: Whirl doesn't know how to approach you. He'll settle for dreaming instead.
Part 3 of That Time You Did The Robot
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Electric Sparks
MTMTE Kaon x Con!Reader
Word Count: 1151
Tags: NSFW, Smut, Plot What Plot/ Porn Without Plot, reader has feminine parts, Painplay, Oral Sex, Rough Sex, I’m Sorry, :’’), Consensual Sex, Sticky Sexual Interfacing,
Part 4 of That Time You Did The Robot
Summary: It's difficult for some to see whether he really loves you.
You know he does.
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Unprofessional
MTMTE Prowl x Bot!Reader
Word Count: 1479
Tags: Prowl likes to throw tables, Office Sex, Plot What Plot/ Porn Without Plot, Porn in Chapter 2, Rough Kissing, Rough Sex, Against a Wall, Dry Humping, Wall Sex, Sticky Sexual Interfacing, Robot Sex, NSFW, Porn
Summary: You'd caught him at a bad time.You want this.
Is it possible to get a human!yandere y/n obsessing over TFA prowl and doing classic yandere things like taking photos, collecting items, stalking, violent outbursts etc. ? Thanks a lot!
last yandere ask i’m going to answer, sorry guys i’m just not really comfortable doing them >n<
TFA Prowl
Is incredibly concerned. Not really at first, but the more time goes on, and the worse your behavior becomes, the more he worries.
For a while, he figured it was because he was an alien, and you were just intensely curious - and that’s why you were taking photos of him
But then came the stalking, the threats, the violence. And that’s when he realised you were a danger, not just to him, but to others as well.
He doesn’t try to avoid you or anything, even if some of your behaviors unsettle him, because despite that he does still care for you.
He will definitely try to talk you out of hurting others as often as he can, but he does know that sooner rather than later you’re going to end up in legal trouble.
