Sate💫 (Chabón satélite)

español/English/toki a. secret g/t blog :0! Si ya me conocés y encontraste esto, no lo compartas (?) porfa la pared está muy cómoda. rata verde poncho ornitólogo

[unusedstalagmite]

I have open commissions! DM me if you have any questions :D

[unusedstalagmite]

Who needs fingernails anyways

[sateboludeo]

So, I animated this super cool comic from @eveotg

The comic:

Post by @eveotg · 12 images

💬 55  🔁 1227  ❤️ 4676 · Cutieful yaoi romance <3

[unusedstalagmite]

I'm still obsessed with monster tenna and @iwantacoffee19 is not helping at all

[unusedstalagmite]

So. Spamtenna. Not even the actual stuff but the weird AU. Yes I'm not going to keep these drawings in fact I was just going to throw them away but I thought they can have a place in this tiny little blog I absolutely didn't abandon or neglected not even a little bit.

[starfoozle]

Well this is a new one.

[thatlittledandere]

Everyone should read their own fanfics recreationally tbh this shit fucking rules. It's like the author knows exactly what I like.

[arborealgargoyle]

why doesn’t that bitch ever update 😭

[guaxinimraccoon]

Me reading the g/t stories that I wrote in the notes app 😭

[unusedstalagmite]

Me reading the shit I write IN MY HEAD and I tell NO ONE

[gt-obsessive]

FINALLY!!!!

Les chapardeurs (Série) | TF1+

......

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR YEARS AFRAID IT WOULD NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY AND OH MY GOD WAS IT WORTH THE WAIT!!!!

Now I just have to learn French very quickly.

Just in case you aren't in France or aren't as tech savy but dying to see the full trailer. This looks absolutely marvelous. So many tiny details...

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

which hazard symbol fucks harder?

corrosive substance

environmental hazard

Voting ended onMay 7, 2025

[unusedstalagmite]

I used to work with an acid who has that symbol on it (we use it to bite on metal, pretty much like the symbol itself) and we just touch it like nothing maybe that's why my hands look like shit. But I'm alive so I wouldn't say it "fucks hard" or wherever.

[time-for-maps]

this changes everything oh my god

[rosswoodpark]

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY? I drive for 45 minutes and im like

a city over 

[isaia]

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

[filth-and-abscess-deactivated20]

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

[whitepajamas]

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 

[quietcarriage]

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

[buginateacup]

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

[no1hotmullyfan]

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

[slowspinningredemption]

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

[mattg124]

I can’t drive. 

[clotpolesonly]

[unusedstalagmite]

Jessie we are still on Buenos Aires

[wholesome-animal-images]

[unusedstalagmite]

Those caranchos sure are companchos

[prescription-cactus]

what is your eye color. what is your favorite color. what is the color that appears most frequently in your wardrobe. what color is your favorite blanket. what color is your water bottle.

[unusedstalagmite]

Green. Green. Green. Green. Green.

[unusedstalagmite]

I go from "I want to kill myself" to "I want to eat a whole chunk of dulce de batata" thank you Tumblr you save me again.

[jaypentaghast]

Do you know this food?

I know what it is and I've had it before

I know what it is but I haven't tried it

I don't know what it is

Voting ended onMar 1, 2025

[unusedstalagmite]

Ahhhhh que rico I love this shit.

[unusedstalagmite]

Sorry for the lack of content, and just saying that that's not going to change a lot cause I have been going for a lot of stuff and it is not really going to stop 😩

I also was in Chile. Very cool, especially the part where the airplane didn't crash on the Aconcagua. 10/10.

I'm a bit more chill about gt, maybe I would do another thing. I have a bluesky and an Instagram called satesatelite if you want to see the stuff I do. And if I want to do gty stuff I would still put it here as well!

Commissions are still open and ask can still be asked (?)

Anyways, I love you all (but you, Maria Eugenia, yes I'm still waiting for that pen you steal for me I don't forget) and always remember to don't do backflips without the adequate previous training.

[bismuth-soup]

Me starting to copy the random noises my friends make

[unusedstalagmite]

I have this power on people. You are my friend and in no time you start speaking like an italian talking in medieval spanish with gauchistic accent while having a mental breakdown.

[roarrzilla]

‘You are trying to slap some sense into your ex-boyfriend, while he does not let you sleep.’

[unusedstalagmite]

Emm like, you are in space I guess? Most of the time? I mean, you are actually on planets so you are not actually in space, right? Are you in space right now? Cause maybe yes. I don't know just play it and no I can't tell you what it's a secret.