i feel like im only here for the zipline :/

hi i’m samuel! they/he, 30, chronically ill + disabled, cool and fun sometimes

[literary-sparks]

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[ursulaklegay]

actually i love growing older and learning how i work as a person like realizing what kinds of fabrics feel best on my skin or what brand of yogurt i like best or how I want to be touched. watching myself change, enjoying brussel sprouts when I used to hate them as a child, understanding why I got angry in that one conversation 10 years ago… there are so many mysteries inside me that i have yet to unravel and there will always be more and sometimes i think maybe its all worth it

[achillesinhighheels]

Training my nervous system to choose an unfamiliar heaven instead of a familiar hell

[stillnaomi]

using violence to liberate people from sweatshops, unsafe mines, and grinding poverty isn't the same as using violence to impose those things on people. the idea that violence is morally repugnant regardless of context is a belief that every oppressor throughout history would love for the oppressed to hold

[meerschweinchen-archive]

your twenties are Also about discovering that you’re not a bad person in all the ways you believed you were but you’re a bad person in completely new and exciting ways

[aslutsdiiiary]

Me this weekend

[gem-andromeda]

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

Hey kids, have you heard of the hot new spring trend everyone is doing? It's called "listening to the birds sing and feeling joy swelling within your heart." Give it a try!

[orthoscheme]

supermarkets should have benches

[orthoscheme]

everywhere should have benches

[2colde]

they call me the endurer the way i endure and endure and endure and endure and well u get it

[vintagewildlife]

Makes me a bit sad when an animal is called fat-tailed or fat-bodied or just fat, and people leave tags like "nooo don't call him that." I think "fat" is a compliment to most species on Earth. A fat mouse (Steatomys pratensis) who is actually fat is so good at surviving and doing what it was born to do. "Fat" is never an insult, but especially not when it's applied to a species whose sole purpose is to eat, breed, and enjoy what pleasures the world has to offer.

[vintagewildlife]

Makes me a bit sad when I make a post about how "fat" is not an insult and many of the replies feel a moral obligation to explain the difference between healthy and unhealthy fat. "Unhealthy" is also not an insult.

[vintagewildlife]

Makes me a bit sad when I make a post about how 'fat' and 'unhealthy' are morally neutral words and people take it to mean that pet obesity is not concerning, and that you shouldn't try to keep your pets healthy. Overfeeding is animal neglect. That doesn't mean 'fat' or 'unhealthy' are insults. It also doesn't mean people who overeat are neglecting themselves, since people have agency, unlike pets. Please stop conflating physical states-of-being with moral worth.

[nyancrimew]

gonna start saying "this is setting men back 10 years" whenever some guy says some dumb shit

[nyancrimew]

"this is really gonna hurt the male community"

[auspex]

I bet it feels good as hell to loosen your tie 👔 yell 🗣"I QUIT!" 🚫‼️ throw up a flurry of papers 📃 and storm out the tall gray building 🏢 with a little box 📦 of your stuff including a cord dragging behind you and a small Plant 🪴 never to return 🥰

[efoxgirl]

Sorry for calling your wedding hetslop

[girlmostlikely]

[bish0ps]

thug it out ellen