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Therapist Judges Reviews

Got some pretty nifty new sprites of my boy Masuni! So y'all know the drill: reblog with a character and Masuni will tell you his thoughts about them. One character per reblog but you can reblog as many times as you'd like! All ages and blood colors are allowed, mutant and anon friendly :-)

batty-the-demon

Name: Unxeli Zanx

Age: 9 sweeps (earth years 19.5)

Sex: Male

Orientation: Demisexual

Blood: blue

Soulsprite: Jorvan

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Quirks

G0thD3m0n: I r3ally wanna di3 now. OwO

And yea Jorvan and Unxeli share the eyes like the white sclera and yellow. Not related. But there was a mistake/mutation with the mother grub. With the pailing. That human genetics got into it. (Unknown to whom) so hence the condition Unxeli gets referenced that Vriska and Terezi are the parents to Unxeli..but he isn't. And Kanaya..has tried to kidnap Jorvan many times a plenty to convert him into a rainbow drinker. But alas hasn't worked.

memurfevur-archive

Observation: Eyes are abnormal and bangs cover them; insecure? Slacked posture, distant frown; casual but likely troubled.

"I like your hair color. I don't often see Trolls with an entire head a different color, usually just strands and tips. You do stand out, though do you ever tire of standing out? Don't get me wrong, it is ideal to be yourself who is unique and wonderful as can be, but society notices these things. Are you treated well?

6/10, please feel free to schedule an appointment."

unxeli-zanx

I'm fin3 with the way I am..and I don't car3 what soci3ty thinks of m3

oswaldc

House 01x05 - Damned If You Do

tallahasseemp3

This is just The Magnus Institute.

marzipanandminutiae

Nope.

They have a gas-based firefighting system instead of sprinklers for obvious reasons. It does lower the percentage of oxygen in the building, but not enough to kill anyone.

I found this by googling “Yale library fire oxygen.” It was literally the first result.

Fact-checking is your friend.

crazyintheeast

It’s true. It’s not the fire suppression system that kills you. The Librarians come and personally murder you for starting a fire in a library. But you didn’t start a fire you say? No matter. You are collateral damage. Everybody gets killed to show that arsonists have no chance of escaping justice

brunhiddensmusings

an orangutan traveling at non-euclidean speeds erupts from the aether to clothesline you into another dimension

thefrysh

god im trying so hard to decipher that last addition and im coming up empty

onlyinankhmorpork

Allow me to elaborate.

This is the Librarian of Discworld’s Unseen University. He’s known to make visits to libraries and archives across the multiverse, preserving from fire and disaster certain key texts that would otherwise be lost to history. He does this by traveling through Library-space, the spatial warping created by the power of large quantities of books contained in a single space, because as we all know, Books = Knowledge = Power = (Force * Distance / Time).