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Tomorrow and sunday is the seattle parrot expo. š¦š
Gonna be hosting a table, so drop by if youāre in the area and want a chance at a hand crafted parrot plush from myself or sculpture from @unyko-rising. This is proooobably my last year doing this before I retire my parrot plushes entirely.
Can't believe Peter Griffin really tried it.
Ok but I'd the second dude like...a vampire? Because my straight ass is bewitched.
[Transcript:
(the first person has text over them that says "being fat and wanting a girlfriend")
First person: "See what's behind this door..!"
(Door has text over it that says "fat girls" while The Toccata and Fugue in D minor plays in the background)
First person: "Noo, is there a bett-"
Second person: " Yo it's funny that there's an entire demographic, of petite women who love bigger men. But because you've just ousted yourself, as a cunt, it's never gonna happen for you mate. You're really out here body shaming, all these beautiful shawties, big body Bugatti (kiss noise), exquisite; but you're built like a less cool Bling Bling Boy from Johnny Test. Make it make sense mate. It doesn't- it really doesn't. Could've kept your mouth shut. But you had to say something. And you even went so far as to put it on the internet. And you thought that was a good idea because-? Please, take yourself elsewhere. Sincerely the entire fucking human race."
End transcript.]
The moment that man started speaking -
That transcript up there is great, but it fails to mention that the second person? Has a voice like... warm caramel. Like a blanket on a rainy day. Like the gentle creak of an ancient tree in an even more ancient forest. A voice that's a low, deep -- far deeper than expected -- warm, and has a soothing timbre that, honestly, I could listen to for hours.
I need that second dude to read bedtime stories to me stat.
executive dysfunction is legitimately physically uncomfortable. iāll be trapped between two things, weirdly caught on how-much-time-it-might-take-me. i take hours worried im going to take hours doing things. iāll sit on the floor for the entire day, caught up in the middle of not-doing the chores i actually doĀ want to be doing.
& the amount of mental energy that goes into it. & the legitimate amount of anger and discomfort and self-hate. is notĀ ābeing lazyā.Ā itād be a lot less work if i didnāt have to fight myself to just get up and do it.Ā
i just need you to understand itās not effortless. itās never effortless. itās notĀ āokay let me just get up and finally start doing this.ā itās more like. i am slamming my foot on the pedal but the car is in neutral and nothing is moving. itās more like shouting instructions into a dying telephone. itās more like being trapped in a small electric box, and someone who hates me is administering shocks.Ā
im trying. im trying. please help me get up.
Thank you all so much for supporting my blog. I know 2020 has started off really rough for everyone, and I hope you all are staying safe and taking care of yourselves and your loved ones. I wanted to throw out a bit more positive energy and add a second, bonus critter as a separate giveaway.Ā Ā
The giveaway is for a wallhanger badger, sent to me from my business partner who asked for this hide to be used in a future giveaway. As always, no animals were harmed for the sake of this giveaway.
Rules:
USA entries only!
Likes & reblogs count as entry. You may reblog this post up to three (3) times per day for extra entries!
Please follow @blackbackedjackal to keep track of updates and future giveaways!
If you reblog the post to a sideblog, please include your main blog in the tags so I know where you followed from!
Must be 18 or older to enter.
Giveaway will end May 9th, 2020 @ 10pm EST.
Winner will be selected via a random number generator.
After being notified, the winner must contact me with their shipping address within 24 hours or another winner will be chosen. Iāll cover shipping costs!
This giveaway is not endorsed by tumblr.
If you have any further questions feel free to message me! Thank you and good luck <33!! Ā
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I would like to point out that sealing wax on letters has a language, like flowers. A bit more limited, but itās there.
Red wax was the standard color for business.
Green waxā¦. now that was the color hopeful lovers used when corresponding.
adhd is like every few days you get a strong sudden impulse to do one particular thing and you make elaborate plans for it but after three hours you havent done it so instead you all at once lose any interest and begin to experience soul crushing depression for the next few days during which you lose the ability to do ANYTHING let alone take care of yourself and whenever you think about your three-hour hyperfixation you feel horrendous stomach churning guilt
Commissions for @welcometoyell and friends! Some OCs in Animal Crossing style. They were a lot of fun to draw. Thank you for commissioning me!
Ā @childoferebus @unyko-rising
This is so wholesome
Update: he finally got the cat to the vet to see if she had a microchip
I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is
https://twitter.com/pariszarcilla?lang=enĀ heres his twitter is here there is also additonal cat photos of his children.Ā
CAT DAD IS BACK
aww, the kids grow up so fast. ;-;
HHHHHHHH I LOVE CAT DAD!
This is, by far, the single most adorable fucking thing I have ever seen.Ā
update:
I love that he kept ā¦. All of them.
Iāve reblogged the earlier part of this thread before, and the new stuff makes it even better.
This is the Tumblr equivalent of a warm hug on a cold day.
Youāre welcome.
I remember this thread, but I never saw the grown-up pics ā¤
@every-n-anything
All hail Catdad
I saw Catdad for the first time today, and my day instantly became exponentially better.
IāM CRYING!?
CATDAD HAS REVIVED MY WILL TO LIVE
I live for cat dad-
Cat dad has saved us all
Holy carp what a wild ride this post is.
Ā The Thoughtless. This is a collaborated project between myself and @unyko-rising for our joint endeavor, @beakandbadger. The Thoughtless, created without brains, have little hatches at the back of their heads for you to place a trinket or written worry. Give them your treasure or stress and they can think about or fret over it for you.
Each Thoughtless comes with a ref sheet, a full-color illustration, and a bag of trinkets to get you started.
They also have a musical theme provided by @character-composer which you can listen to here.
We are open for orders. Each Thoughtless is $60. Feel free to contact either Unyko or myself with the what color you want. Ā
Finally time to post the first of The Thoughtless. This is a collaborated project between myself and @unyko-rising for our joint endeavor, @beakandbadger. The Thoughtless, created without brains, have little hatches at the back of their heads for you to place a trinket or written worry. Give them your treasure or stress and they can think about or fret over it for you.
Each Thoughtless comes with a ref sheet, a full-color illustration, and a bag of trinkets to get you started.
They also have a musical theme provided by @character-composer which you can listen to here.
We are open for orders. Each Thoughtless is $60. Feel free to contact either Unyko or myself with the what color you want.Ā
IF I CANNOT BUY ONE THEN I WILL CREATE ONE
I WANT ONE. O.O
Adhd really is likeā¦ bedroom is slightly messy it would be nice to tidy it some
bedroom is very messy I really should tidy up
bedroom is chaotic I NEED to tidy but my brain says no. Why. Whyyy.
I guess Iāll just have to watch where I step in here for the rest of my life. The mess is everywhere. Iām one with the mess.
A sudden Need to Cleanā¢ makes you get the room looking like some fancy homes magazine cover, and you think āIāll never ever let it get that bad again, and thenā¦
bedroom is slightly messy (uh oh)
ADHD organization tips:Ā
-out of sight = out of mind, as in, if you canāt see it, you will forget it exists. Set up your space such that, when everything is put away, you can still see it all (remove closet doors, shallow shelves so nothing is behind anything else, etc.)
-one-step access. None of thisĀ āto get to this thing, I have to get a stool, remove the box in front of it, grab the thing i want, put the box back, put the stool back-ā nah. One step access. Not evenĀ āthis thing belongs behind this thingā. Open drawer. Is thing right there? good. Have to move other thing to get to it? bad. Multi-steps means youāll rarely use it, and when you do, it will NEVER GET PUT AWAY AGAIN. Multi-step access is for deep storage and the items that get the least frequent use.
-an itemās home is within armās reach of where you are most likely to use it/want to put it down.
-items can have multiple homes and thatās ok. I have three pencil/pen cans around my room, and like two or three places where IāmĀ āallowedā to place things like my wallet and keys (and I am NOT allowed to place them anywhere else, because then Iāll lose them forever).
-examine the mess on your floor and determine the categories, then ask why those things are on the floor.Ā
āWhy pile of clean clothes? because I didnāt want to fold them up. Solution: fuck folding clothes, clothes only get sorted into categories and then dumped into drawers or crates. Thatās fine and ok.Ā
āWhy pile of kinda-dirty-but-can-still-wear clothes? because I donāt want to put them away (i wore them once) but i donāt want to put them in the laundry basket (theyāre not really dirty yet). Solution: have a home forĀ ākinda dirtyā clothes. I drape mine over the edge of my hamper.Ā
ā- a bunch of trash on your floor? Because the trash can is all the way over there. Solution: put a bunch of trash cans all around your room.
ā- pile of papers on desk? because i need to put them in my files where theyāll eventually go. Solution: one of those cute magazine boxes on desk, specifically forĀ āto fileā papers.Ā
-permanent piles on surfaces go in cute little boxes exactly where they already were. e.g. pile on nightstand consisting of wallet, keys, meds, phone, etc??? cute little box right on the nightstand for all that stuff youāll grab every day. Pile on desk of shit that you need to take back out to the kitchen but havenāt yet? grab a little tray specifically to accumulate things youāll take back out to the kitchen at some point. box on nightstand forĀ āstuff that could/usually does go in purse, but isnāt there today for whatever reasonā. Lil box forĀ ārandom tiny shit that I should put away at some pointā like hair ties, safety pins, push pins, etc.
-itās ok for things toĀ āliveā in the place where youāll need them next, even if itās notĀ āawayā, so long as those things arenāt in your way. My pjs live on my bed, because Iām going to wear them again tonight. If Iām feeling fancy Iāll fold them and put them at the foot of the bed. Most days Iāll just yeet them on there and thatās where they Belong. My meds belong in a lil box on my nightstand, because thatās where Iāll set out my pills for the next day.
-Ā ādump stationā = right inside the door, where youāll divest yourself of everything automatically anyways. Hook for your purse, hook for workbag, a few hooks for coats etc (even though coatsĀ āliveā in the closet, itās ok for them to live here too), box/tray for wallet etc, place for shoes. Because Iām gonna dump them the moment I walk in the door anyway, and if theirĀ āplaceā isnāt right there, theyāre just gonna end up part of the mess
-beware the corner piles. Observe them, question them, solve them. Shit accumulates inĀ ādead spotsā on the floor where you donāt walk often. Watch those piles. What are those piles? Where are their homes? And why arenāt they there? Are their homes too inaccessible? Did I accidentally start a new hobby and none of the supplies for that have a home yet? Is it somethingĀ āin progressā that I still intend to work on/do something with?Ā
youāll still go through the cycles of accumulating mess and destroying it all in one go, but the mess accumulated will be so much less and so much easier to deal with.
@quousque this is amazing! Iām gonna print this out and use it to fix my mess! Thank you so much!
my kid has started to write stories and like, no lies, theyāre funny as fuck
actual dialogue:
āto your battle stations, boys! itās time to line up and see whoās tall enough for the roller coaster to hell!! some of us may not survive this, but the ones that do will get the ultimate reward.... paid.ā
āhereās a penny for your thoughts, and a quarter to not tell me themā
B A B E
āeveryone knows those quiet girls. the ones who never say anything at school unless a teacher makes them. the ones who you see every day but donāt know what they sound like when they laugh. lindsey is not one of those girls, but the teacher wishes she was.ā
ālindsey was always loud, especially when she was being kind. she didnāt smile at people to make them happier, she screamed all the reasons they shouldnāt be sad. it was hard not to listen.ā
i canāt wait to read this book tbh
thanks for all the love!!
the story is part one in a series sheās gonna write called āthe 23 islandsā and itās about a planet with 23 island like lands that have like..... nothing around them?? an unknown drop and total darkness surrounding them, and each island is like a different thing?? idk how to explain it but one island is like an ancient rainforest and one is snowy mountains and one is like still in the middle ages but another has flying cars??? and itās about a group of friends trying to find a way off their island because itās dangerous there, and hopefully to a more habitable one??? i guess they donāt find it tho because each book is a different island
These are all amazing.
I would read the heck out of these books!! XD
I just realized I havenāt been posting any of my art here for months. >.>;;; Oops?
Well, hereās one of my most recent pieces; a gift for @childoferebus <3
like/reblog if u are:
a bitch
a bastard
an all around fool
an omnipresent all-powerful being
a sparrow
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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds
an eldritch being
no one will know which one u chose! :D
An incel gamer who calls himself a nice guy, decapitated a 17 year old girl āwho wouldnāt give him a chanceā after she went on a date with another guy.
WHAT
even after reading the articleā¦ is this for real?
and still there are people who think we [women] are exaggerating when we say men will literally kills us for denying their advances.
not only did he kill her. he took her fucking head off and posted it for everyone to see.
Please be careful with ace positivity tags right now, people have been posting images of her body in those tags.
A few days before she was killed a she posted a selfie on Instagram tagged #ThisIsWhatAsexualLooksLike. And now sheās dead for not having sex with a man. I never want to hear an exclusionist say weāre not oppressed ever again.
Please, for the love of god, reblog this and know her name. Bianca Devins. She was asexual, and she was killed for rejecting sexual advances. This is the violence and fear weāve been trying to speak out about. If you call yourself an activist, this cannot be ignored. Please support and protect aces, this kind of event is literally what exclusionists have been ignoring and mocking the concept of for years.
Reposting instead of reblogging so it can hit the tags again.
My friend has been missing her beloved cockatiel ever since she left home three years ago. She was expecting to finally get Bunny back this Thanksgiving.
However, an unexpected $300 pet deposit fee, which she had earlier been assured wasnāt applicable to avian pets, means thereās no telling how much longer she has to go without her bird.
Bunny is an old cockatiel - sheās 17! My friend needs to be able to take care of her in these twilight years. I really want to make it happen that Bunny still gets to go home for Thanksgiving.
SO! Iām selling my scribble birds. $3 gets you any bird you desire. I can base it off anythingā¦ OCs, photos of yourself and friends, fursonas, favorite characters, pets, real birdsā¦ If you want to see more examples, every bird Iāve ever drawn can be found on @scribblebirds
Just drop me a message here on tumblr, with any requests/questions. Youāre welcome to order as many as you like. Signal boosts are greatly appreciated. <3 Thanks!
Weāre at $70 today, 10/26/2019.
