Unzipping for Sips since 2009.

| Paul | 20 | | Wales |

[sachesky]

Chaotic Good brother.

[kelssiel]

okay i just wanna point out that those poor mcdonald’s employees didn’t question shit they just took the order and were apparently ready to give these babies their food

[chrishemswortth]

“You’re always so dramatic.” - Peggy Carter

[dogweeds]

[myutsuumoved-deactivated2014052]

Reasons Joltik is superior

travel size for your convenience

does not require pokeball - can fit in your pocket

will eat the static electricity off of your body which is useful in the winter

got a neighbor you hate? joltik will raise their electric bill sky high for ya

it’s 90% fuzzbutt

it doesn’t care how big the opponent is it will defend you with its life 

[guzma-reader-hell]

My little fuzzy butt!

[alswiffy]

‘Hat Films apologises for Alsmiffy’

hat films gif meme ~ 1. fave hat [ ALEX SMITH ]

[catatonicandraw-deactivated2019]

Two of my favorite moments from today’s shitshow

[catatonicandraw-deactivated2019]

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[segimaru]

Happy Devil’s Lettuce Day!

[cowgroup]

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[jolly-jim-the-mystery-tree]

When you’re feelin’ the music but someone changes the song

[itsagifnotagif]

Reasons why I am single..

[ithelpstodream]

[gayasscommie-deactivated2017090]

this meme I hate it

[gelasticscholastic]

I’m mostly mad that I had to sing EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE in my head

[mastervvv]

such wealth

so money

[blackguyandrew]

I hope this card gets rejected at every register 

[psychojello]

I miss the 2000s because there were so many fashion trends and moments when it was encouraged to look like a hot-ass mess. The Instagram age is this weird era of control and perfection and “eyebrows on fleek” blah blah like I miss when everyone walked around with last night’s eyeliner still on while wearing 25 stupid accessories at once dressed like you slept in trash or whatever.

[pochowek]

handsome norwegian royal sibling versus man so handsome he got banned from saudi arabia who will win

[tealpaws]

norwegian man looks like a goddam greasy peanut this shit no contest

[glaschus-deactivated20160306]

Listen, the Saudi man has a Tekken character made after him:

No contest here.

[mooncryptid-deactivated20191012]

i mean the norwegian royalty guy got a character designed after him too 

[a-gent-galahad]

Kingsman: From Costume to Collection

Costume design by Arianne Phillips Illustrations by Glyn Dillon

[unzipsforsips]

Meanwhile on Cyprus I've located a leather jacket ayy